Poop In A Jar

CollectiveSoul · 09-25-2002, 04:33 PM

This is my new song i wrote. no one goes to Creativity Corner so ill post it here.
My song called "poop in a jar"
keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget what you are
keepin your poop in a jar
you thought you took everything
but you left something behind
so i scopped it out
and bottled it up
now its sitting on my bedstand
in case i ever foget remind me
your just a piece of poop
Keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget just who you are
yah keeping your poop in a jar
i had a moment of weakness once
so i opened the lid for a smell
and it all came back to me baby
the vapors rusheds
and i remembered you well
ihow could i ever forget your just
a piece of poop
Keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget who you are
yah keepin your poop in a jar

hayley · 09-25-2002, 06:40 PM

HA HA HA what a crack up that's great!!!!!!

Altair · 09-25-2002, 09:07 PM

That's quite the piece there. Reminds me of a crap I took the other day. I swear, it was an awesome looking crap. I mean, this thing was a piece of art: perfectly shaped, smooth texture, nice color. I was impressed. Should have put that poop in a jar.

Scutley · 09-25-2002, 09:42 PM

i'm putting that im my aim profile veryone see it by Screename: Scutley, If you want to to get rid of it CollectiveSoul
it will but i credited you in it

hayley · 09-25-2002, 09:43 PM

ha ha Altair, ur a crack up too

but that's not really my ideal crap, u know?? i like the hard ones, that take ages and ages to come out of ur ass, and when it does, u can see little bits of carrot and peas in it....THAT'S a work of art.

GoodGodGirl23 · 09-25-2002, 09:46 PM

Uhhhh, hmmmmmm?

Altair · 09-25-2002, 09:52 PM

Quote: Originally posted by addicted2stapp
ha ha Altair, ur a crack up too  
but that's not really my ideal crap, u know?? i like the hard ones, that take ages and ages to come out of ur ass, and when it does, u can see little bits of carrot and peas in it....THAT'S  a work of art.

That's funny! Yeah, those hard ones are something else, especially when you've been working on them for several minute, grunting your brains out only to find out that piece of crap is only the size of a marble.

Mulletman · 09-25-2002, 09:55 PM

lol dude, you have some creativity....

hayley · 09-25-2002, 09:57 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Altair
That's funny!  Yeah, those hard ones are something else, especially when you've been working on them for several minute, grunting your brains out only to find out that piece of crap is only the size of a marble.

holy shit you are one funny guy!

a little piece of poo goes a LONG way.

TeriB19 · 09-25-2002, 10:09 PM

*pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry.

Altair · 09-25-2002, 10:23 PM

Quote: Originally posted by TeriB19
*pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry.

LOL. Come on, Teri. Drop a load in here. Go ahead. Once you do, you know you'll stay cause we all like the smell of our own.

GoodGodGirl23 · 09-25-2002, 10:26 PM

What a shitty subject..hmmmmm?

someone get da butt wipe... :P

hayley · 09-25-2002, 10:36 PM

na, wer'e not wasting our money on ass wipes....just use ur fingers!

GoodGodGirl23 · 09-25-2002, 10:39 PM

ewwwww, nasties.... butt wipe pleeeze

hayley · 09-25-2002, 10:43 PM

ha ha i know that is disgusting!!!!!!

09-25-2002, 09:07 PM	#3
Altair USER INFO » Status: Broken Dream Posts: 154 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	That's quite the piece there. Reminds me of a crap I took the other day. I swear, it was an awesome looking crap. I mean, this thing was a piece of art: perfectly shaped, smooth texture, nice color. I was impressed. Should have put that poop in a jar. __________________ "These bodies are perishable, but the Dweller in them is eternal." —The Bhagavad Gita

09-25-2002, 09:52 PM	#7
Altair USER INFO » Status: Broken Dream Posts: 154 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by addicted2stapp ha ha Altair, ur a crack up too   but that's not really my ideal crap, u know?? i like the hard ones, that take ages and ages to come out of ur ass, and when it does, u can see little bits of carrot and peas in it....THAT'S  a work of art. That's funny! Yeah, those hard ones are something else, especially when you've been working on them for several minute, grunting your brains out only to find out that piece of crap is only the size of a marble. __________________ "These bodies are perishable, but the Dweller in them is eternal." —The Bhagavad Gita

09-25-2002, 09:55 PM	#8
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	lol dude, you have some creativity.... __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

09-25-2002, 10:09 PM	#10
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry. __________________ MK:* We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

09-25-2002, 10:23 PM	#11
Altair USER INFO » Status: Broken Dream Posts: 154 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by TeriB19 *pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry. LOL. Come on, Teri. Drop a load in here. Go ahead. Once you do, you know you'll stay cause we all like the smell of our own. __________________ "These bodies are perishable, but the Dweller in them is eternal." —The Bhagavad Gita

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