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02-16-2005, 08:52 PM | #1 |
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girls are evil!
all in good fun of course...
girls= time x money we know times = money therefore girls = money x money = (money) squared money is the root of all evil so; money =evil (imagine the divided sign there, can't do it here) girls = evil squared so we have no choice but to conclude girls =evil
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02-16-2005, 08:55 PM | #2 |
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another one.....lol
he who does not sin goes to heaven he who gets drunk goes to sleep he who sleeps does not sin so lets all get drunk and go to heaven
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LOL. That is amazing. Math is fun. Is there anything it can't do?
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i'm trying to find the link that i've seen that at before, but i can't think of it right now. it's funny shit tho.
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i think i found it. it looks like it was prolly posted on CollegeHumor before and I saved the pic from that.
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If we weren't evil you morons wouldn't be so facinated....
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We're only evil because guys make us that way
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Yea it can't keep you warm at night, cook for you, love you and most of it CAN'T make you happy in the way you most want to be happy..if you get my point??? Hint... or Love ya HD, remember that.
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thats it...i was trying to explain it without being able to scan it so hopefully people got the basic gist. hey goddess about girls i only have one thing to say women....can't live 'em, can't shoot 'em! lol seriously just guys there are very bad apples and then you will meet a few and all is right with the world......
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bad news bears, that's what they are
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but girls dont equal time and money, they require it
according to that theory if you had a girl you would have time and money
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well, girls tend not to like guys who don't have money.... or, alternatively, a big & loaded gun rack on the back of his jacked-up 4x4.
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lol
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Yet again another sexist stereotype at large.
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