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Funny Jokes (sexual content)
A friend e-mailed me these. Thought you may like them.
Question: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Answer: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob. Question: Why does a penis have a hole in the end? Answer: So men can be open minded. Question: What's the speed limit of sex? Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Question: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Question: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Question: What are the only three words needed to ruin a man's ego? Answer: "Is it in?" Question: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Question: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? Answer: One of his fingers is clean. Question: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Answer: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Question: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. H-D ![]()
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
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So break yourself against my stones And spit your pity in my soul You never needed any help You sold me out to save yourself And I won't listen to your shame You ran away - you're all the same Angels lie to keep control... My love was punished long ago If you still care, don't ever let me know If you still care, don't ever let me know... "Snuff" - Slipknot |
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not that funny
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'See the world in Green and Blue Aotearoa right in front of you. See the land of the long white cloud Cape Reinga, to the fiords in the south. Harbour lights in the City of Sails Aroha, the love that never fails See the bird with the leaf in her mouth After the flood all the colours came out.' - Beautiful Day, Auckland, NZ - 24 Nov 2006 |
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oh God... lol
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*snorts in laughter* Wow. Amazing stuff. Where did you get them?
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