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UN decided to make a world wide poll. The question was: "Please, tell us honestly, whatīs your opinion on the scarcity of food on the rest of the world".
The results were ruinous. It was a total failure. - The Europeans didnīt get whatīs scarcity. -The Argentineans didnīt know the meaning of the word "please". -The Africans didnīt know whatīs food. -The Americans asked what the meaning of "the rest of the world" part was. -The Cubans thought it was weird and asked for more details on the word "opinion". -And the Brazilian Congress is still debating what "honestly" is.
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LOL! I actually have a feeling that the UN will not exist for the long run!
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"The UN is like a battered wife... the bitch just dont learn"
- Tough Crowd with Colin Quin i love that show!!!!
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Oh Mulletman. Dear, Sweet, Cute, Sexy??..Mulletman...if you were here with me right now... and I thought you had said that remark??? I would surely.... Your Ass..heh! And maybe this too...heh!:P |
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Ouch
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^^^
sad, but true
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:lol: Sounds like Bill Clinton had more of an influence than I thought! :lol:
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I didnīt get it
as far as I know, he told you a white lie and his replacement, a big black one... blame me, but I liked Bill Clinton! He was really charismatic and a great administrator.
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Thanks for the good 'joke'. Jokes often make us laugh because of the twisted truth in them.
Excellent last point!
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What I mean is, when he was on the stand he would say things like "What does 'is' mean?" or "What does "it" mean?" When he was asked "Is it true..." questions.
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ahhhhmm! thanks!
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