CreedFeed Community - I will survive

I took this from a friend;

AT 1ST i WAS AFRAiD..i WAS PETRiFiED
WEN U SAiD U HAD 10 iNCHES..LORD i ALMOST DiED!

BUT iD SPENT SO MANY YRS JUST WAiTiNG 4 A MAN THAT LONG
THAT i GREW STRONG & i KNEW THAT i COULD TAKE U ON..

BUT THERE U R..
ANOTHER LiE

i WAS READY 4 A BiG MAC & U'VE BOUGHT ME A FRENCH FRY!
i SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT iT WAS BULLSHYT..

JUST A SAD PATHETiC DREAM
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS NO ANACONDA
LURKiNG iN THOSE JEANSS!

GO ON..NOW GO..WALK OUT THE DOOR
DONT U PROMiSE ME 10 iNCHES..
THEN ONLY TURN UP WiTH 4!!

WERENT U A BRAT 2 THiNK i WOULDNT RAT?
DONT U KNO WERE ONLY JOKiN
WEN WE SAY SiZE DOESNT COUNT?!

i WiLL SURViVE
i WiLL SURViVE

CUZ AS LONG AS i HAVE BATTERiES
MY SEX LiFE'S GONNA THRiVE!!

iT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL NOT 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD

WEN i SAW UR LiL WEiNER..STANDiN TALL & PROUD
BUT 2 HELL WiT ALL UR EGOS
& 2 HELL WiT ALL UR NEEDS

NOW iM SAViN ALL MY LOViN
4 A CORDLESS MULTiiSPEEDD!!