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Old 09-19-2004, 05:27 PM   #1
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I will survive

I took this from a friend;



AT 1ST i WAS AFRAiD..i WAS PETRiFiED
WEN U SAiD U HAD 10 iNCHES..LORD i ALMOST DiED!


BUT iD SPENT SO MANY YRS JUST WAiTiNG 4 A MAN THAT LONG
THAT i GREW STRONG & i KNEW THAT i COULD TAKE U ON..

BUT THERE U R..
ANOTHER LiE

i WAS READY 4 A BiG MAC & U'VE BOUGHT ME A FRENCH FRY!
i SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT iT WAS BULLSHYT..


JUST A SAD PATHETiC DREAM
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS NO ANACONDA
LURKiNG iN THOSE JEANSS!

GO ON..NOW GO..WALK OUT THE DOOR
DONT U PROMiSE ME 10 iNCHES..
THEN ONLY TURN UP WiTH 4!!


WERENT U A BRAT 2 THiNK i WOULDNT RAT?
DONT U KNO WERE ONLY JOKiN
WEN WE SAY SiZE DOESNT COUNT?!

i WiLL SURViVE
i WiLL SURViVE


CUZ AS LONG AS i HAVE BATTERiES
MY SEX LiFE'S GONNA THRiVE!!

iT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL NOT 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD


WEN i SAW UR LiL WEiNER..STANDiN TALL & PROUD
BUT 2 HELL WiT ALL UR EGOS
& 2 HELL WiT ALL UR NEEDS

NOW iM SAViN ALL MY LOViN
4 A CORDLESS MULTiiSPEEDD!!
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Old 09-19-2004, 06:51 PM   #2
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that's awesome! i'm assuming it's sung to the original tune and all.
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Old 09-19-2004, 06:55 PM   #3
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...that's great!
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Old 09-19-2004, 09:50 PM   #4
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Sweet. Time for some karaoke is it? lol.


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Today I'm gonna try a little harder
Gonna make every minute last longer
Gonna learn to forgive and forget
'Cause we don't have long
Gonna make the most of it

Today I'm gonna love my enemies
Reach out to somebody who needs me
Make a change, make the world a better place
'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late


--lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet
from their new album "Awake"
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Old 09-19-2004, 10:12 PM   #5
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lol there are kiddies here but i can't help laughing at this!
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Old 09-19-2004, 10:22 PM   #6
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oh they're all over 13.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:49 AM   #7
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Mulletman did that friend write that for you , HAHAHAH, hahahaha
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Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything
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