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I took this from a friend;
AT 1ST i WAS AFRAiD..i WAS PETRiFiED WEN U SAiD U HAD 10 iNCHES..LORD i ALMOST DiED! BUT iD SPENT SO MANY YRS JUST WAiTiNG 4 A MAN THAT LONG THAT i GREW STRONG & i KNEW THAT i COULD TAKE U ON.. BUT THERE U R.. ANOTHER LiE i WAS READY 4 A BiG MAC & U'VE BOUGHT ME A FRENCH FRY! i SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT iT WAS BULLSHYT.. JUST A SAD PATHETiC DREAM SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS NO ANACONDA LURKiNG iN THOSE JEANSS! GO ON..NOW GO..WALK OUT THE DOOR DONT U PROMiSE ME 10 iNCHES.. THEN ONLY TURN UP WiTH 4!! WERENT U A BRAT 2 THiNK i WOULDNT RAT? DONT U KNO WERE ONLY JOKiN WEN WE SAY SiZE DOESNT COUNT?! i WiLL SURViVE i WiLL SURViVE CUZ AS LONG AS i HAVE BATTERiES MY SEX LiFE'S GONNA THRiVE!! iT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL NOT 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD WEN i SAW UR LiL WEiNER..STANDiN TALL & PROUD BUT 2 HELL WiT ALL UR EGOS & 2 HELL WiT ALL UR NEEDS NOW iM SAViN ALL MY LOViN 4 A CORDLESS MULTiiSPEEDD!! |
:hammerlol that's awesome! i'm assuming it's sung to the original tune and all.
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:roll: :roll: :laugh:...that's great!
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:D Sweet. Time for some karaoke is it? lol.
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lol there are kiddies here but i can't help laughing at this!
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oh they're all over 13.
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:hammerlol Mulletman :D did that friend write that for you , HAHAHAH, :flee: :flee: hahahaha
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