I will survive

[Mulletman]

I took this from a friend;



AT 1ST i WAS AFRAiD..i WAS PETRiFiED
WEN U SAiD U HAD 10 iNCHES..LORD i ALMOST DiED!


BUT iD SPENT SO MANY YRS JUST WAiTiNG 4 A MAN THAT LONG
THAT i GREW STRONG & i KNEW THAT i COULD TAKE U ON..

BUT THERE U R..
ANOTHER LiE

i WAS READY 4 A BiG MAC & U'VE BOUGHT ME A FRENCH FRY!
i SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT iT WAS BULLSHYT..


JUST A SAD PATHETiC DREAM
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS NO ANACONDA
LURKiNG iN THOSE JEANSS!

GO ON..NOW GO..WALK OUT THE DOOR
DONT U PROMiSE ME 10 iNCHES..
THEN ONLY TURN UP WiTH 4!!


WERENT U A BRAT 2 THiNK i WOULDNT RAT?
DONT U KNO WERE ONLY JOKiN
WEN WE SAY SiZE DOESNT COUNT?!

i WiLL SURViVE
i WiLL SURViVE


CUZ AS LONG AS i HAVE BATTERiES
MY SEX LiFE'S GONNA THRiVE!!

iT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL NOT 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD


WEN i SAW UR LiL WEiNER..STANDiN TALL & PROUD
BUT 2 HELL WiT ALL UR EGOS
& 2 HELL WiT ALL UR NEEDS

NOW iM SAViN ALL MY LOViN
4 A CORDLESS MULTiiSPEEDD!!

[RMadd]

:hammerlol that's awesome! i'm assuming it's sung to the original tune and all.

[Dogstar]

:roll: :roll: :laugh:...that's great!

[Higher_Desire]

:D Sweet. Time for some karaoke is it? lol.


H-D :pimp:

[aussiecreeder]

lol there are kiddies here but i can't help laughing at this!

[Mulletman]

oh they're all over 13.

[creedsister]

:hammerlol Mulletman :D did that friend write that for you , HAHAHAH, :flee: :flee: hahahaha