Top 10 Ways to say....

TeriB19 · 03-04-2005, 09:49 AM

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down ...
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Higher_Desire · 03-04-2005, 11:09 AM

LOL. That's pretty good.

H-D

RMadd · 03-04-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

that's great, esp #1!

Anna1011 · 03-04-2005, 05:14 PM

im liking #1, they are all great lol

JulieCitySlicker · 03-04-2005, 07:42 PM

OMFG

Dogstar · 03-04-2005, 09:20 PM

Hahahaha, I love 10! Thanks for posting those, Teri.

Mulletman · 03-04-2005, 11:53 PM

Hahahaahhahaa

aussiecreeder · 03-06-2005, 06:40 AM

our next guest is someone who needs no introduction! lol

hayley · 03-07-2005, 02:37 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) 2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

That was the best one, thanks for sharing those!

03-04-2005, 11:09 AM	#2
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	LOL. That's pretty good. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-04-2005, 11:13 AM	#3
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. that's great, esp #1! __________________

03-04-2005, 07:42 PM	#5
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	OMFG __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

03-04-2005, 09:20 PM	#6
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Hahahaha, I love 10! Thanks for posting those, Teri. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

03-04-2005, 11:53 PM	#7
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03-04-2005, 09:49 AM	#1
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Top 10 Ways to say.... Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down ... by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

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