Pick-up Lines! - Page 3

Mulletman · 05-30-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote: Originally posted by goddess_bb
You forgot to add funny....

<deleted> gee ever said something and it came out way bitcher than you intended???:embarass: and plus would hate to be added to Mullet's list of things that piss him off..:lol:

LOL

by the way, what did you mean by the last comment? i know i didnt understand it the way you intended thats why i made that joke.

DangerousDan85 · 05-30-2003, 09:54 PM

When I'm trying to "seal the deal", I use these

"I only have three months to live...."

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in"

JulieCitySlicker · 05-30-2003, 09:56 PM

Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85
<b>When I'm trying to "seal the deal", I use these

"I only have three months to live...."

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in" </b>

LMFAO! Dan those are to funny:lol: :lol: :lol:

Steve · 06-02-2003, 01:07 AM

creedfan47a · 06-02-2003, 01:15 AM

Quote: Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
on that Can You Feel My Legs? Thread, Bec posted a lot pif pick-up lines

Yeah, I just got them off the net though. :lol:

Thanks for finding this thread again Steve!!

Mulletman · 06-02-2003, 09:32 AM

lol @ Dan

goddess_bb · 06-02-2003, 04:55 PM

It's Back...YEAAAAA!!!! Does Mullet want to come out and Play???

Mulletman · 06-02-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85
<b>"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." </b>

hey... buddy, do you mind? just once, just a small test, a try out. lemme take it around the block a few times...

... fuck it, im taking it.

DangerousDan85 · 06-02-2003, 07:27 PM

go ahead, i'm not liable if you get slapped, :lol:

CollectiveSoul · 06-02-2003, 09:07 PM

Hey if we flip coins what are the chances of me getting head?

CollectiveSoul · 06-02-2003, 09:07 PM

and hten if that doesnt work go up to her and say "im sorry iwas so rude, its hard to express myself while i am exploding in my pants"

creedfan47a · 06-02-2003, 10:04 PM

How very charming.

Mulletman · 06-02-2003, 10:13 PM

Quote: Originally posted by CollectiveSoul
Hey if we flip coins what are the chances of me getting head?

...i'll take that one too, if you do not mind!

goddess_bb · 06-03-2003, 12:04 AM

My favorite Pick-up line..."don't worry honey, I am a legs man.."

Mulletman · 06-03-2003, 12:12 AM

"i love to love em... i love to hit em, touch em and i love to pick em.... oh im an ass man..."

anyone remember Mr. Ass?

05-30-2003, 09:39 PM	#31
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by goddess_bb You forgot to add funny.... <deleted> gee ever said something and it came out way bitcher than you intended???:embarass: and plus would hate to be added to Mullet's list of things that piss him off..:lol: LOL by the way, what did you mean by the last comment? i know i didnt understand it the way you intended thats why i made that joke. __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

05-30-2003, 09:56 PM	#33
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85 <b>When I'm trying to "seal the deal", I use these "I only have three months to live...." "Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?" "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." "My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in" </b> LMFAO! Dan those are to funny:lol: :lol: :lol: __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

06-02-2003, 01:15 AM	#35
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84° on that Can You Feel My Legs? Thread, Bec posted a lot pif pick-up lines Yeah, I just got them off the net though. :lol: Thanks for finding this thread again Steve!! __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

06-02-2003, 09:32 AM	#36
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	lol @ Dan __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

06-02-2003, 04:55 PM	#37
goddess_bb USER INFO » Status: Strong Inside Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jan 2003 Currently: Offline	It's Back...YEAAAAA!!!! Does Mullet want to come out and Play??? __________________ Someone finds salvation In everyone Another only pain Someone tries to hide himself Down inside himself he prays Someone swears his true love Until the end of time Another runs away Separate or united Empty or insane And be yourself is all that you can do All that you can do Be Yourself~Audioslave ~Ignore me, I dare you~

06-02-2003, 05:49 PM	#38
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85 <b>"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." </b> hey... buddy, do you mind? just once, just a small test, a try out. lemme take it around the block a few times... ... fuck it, im taking it. __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

06-02-2003, 10:04 PM	#42
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	How very charming. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

06-02-2003, 10:13 PM	#43
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by CollectiveSoul Hey if we flip coins what are the chances of me getting head? ...i'll take that one too, if you do not mind! __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

06-03-2003, 12:04 AM	#44
goddess_bb USER INFO » Status: Strong Inside Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jan 2003 Currently: Offline	My favorite Pick-up line..."don't worry honey, I am a legs man.." __________________ Someone finds salvation In everyone Another only pain Someone tries to hide himself Down inside himself he prays Someone swears his true love Until the end of time Another runs away Separate or united Empty or insane And be yourself is all that you can do All that you can do Be Yourself~Audioslave ~Ignore me, I dare you~

06-03-2003, 12:12 AM	#45
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	"i love to love em... i love to hit em, touch em and i love to pick em.... oh im an ass man..." anyone remember Mr. Ass? __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

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