I now wish to be addressed as...

Higher_Desire · 11-24-2004, 08:59 PM

Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D.

This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate.

May God be with you.

Reverend H-D

TeriB19 · 11-25-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D.

This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate.

May God be with you.

Reverend H-D

You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev!

Higher_Desire · 11-25-2004, 11:08 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev!

You are forgiven, my child. May peace be with you. For now in a litteral sense, my shit is holy, as I am.

H-D

Mulletman · 11-25-2004, 01:49 PM

Now why did you do this?

JulieCitySlicker · 11-25-2004, 02:22 PM

Rock on

Trimontana · 11-25-2004, 03:54 PM

My Lord, My Sir, My Majestry, My Master, My King, My God (well, that's Tobyn), My Everything......

jarofsap · 11-25-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend H-D

An LDS Reverand? That's plumb crazy.

Higher_Desire · 11-25-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) Now why did you do this?

Me and some friends were bored, so we found a website where you can get ordained for free.

Quote: (Originally Posted by jarofsap) An LDS Reverand? That's plumb crazy.

LOL. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. I'm still devout to my traditions. Don't worry.

H-D

Lechium · 11-25-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Me and some friends were bored, so we found a website where you can get ordained for free.

Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure?

I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it.

Higher_Desire · 11-25-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure?

I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it.

lol. Honestly, I highly doubt the validity of my ordination. I mean, it was free and online for goodness sake! I don't even have a real certificate (you have to buy them). I have a generic one printed from the website where I had to type my own and ordination date in. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. It's probably some crazy scheme baked up by some homo child molesters during free time at the county jail. It truly means nothing to me.

H-D

Dogstar · 11-27-2004, 06:50 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure?

I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it.

I think people in general are numb to things done for the fuck of it.

Anyway, one of my friends did it in Pa., but I think it was somehow related to the Quakers, though I'm not sure. She presided over a couple of her friends' weddings last year.

Mulletman · 11-27-2004, 09:33 PM

Dammit, you edited your post before I could say something! Not fair, not fair at all.

Dogstar · 11-27-2004, 10:34 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) Dammit, you edited your post before I could say something! Not fair, not fair at all.

Muwahahahahahaha...

...Right after I hit submit, I was like, ooops, that didn't sound right, hehehe.

Mulletman · 11-27-2004, 10:42 PM

I was going to be all over it like white on rice...

Higher_Desire · 11-28-2004, 12:10 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dogstar) I think people in general are numb to things done for the fuck of it.

I think people are numb to things of that importance done over the internet.

H-D

11-24-2004, 08:59 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	I now wish to be addressed as... Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D. This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate. May God be with you. Reverend H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" Last edited by Higher_Desire : 11-24-2004 at 09:02 PM.

11-25-2004, 10:47 AM	#2
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D. This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate. May God be with you. Reverend H-D You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev! __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

11-25-2004, 11:08 AM	#3
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev! You are forgiven, my child. May peace be with you. For now in a litteral sense, my shit is holy, as I am. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-25-2004, 01:49 PM	#4
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Now why did you do this? __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

11-25-2004, 02:22 PM	#5
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Rock on __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

11-25-2004, 03:54 PM	#6
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	My Lord, My Sir, My Majestry, My Master, My King, My God (well, that's Tobyn), My Everything......

11-25-2004, 06:18 PM	#7
jarofsap USER INFO » Status: Silence Speaks Posts: 66 Joined: May 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend H-D An LDS Reverand? That's plumb crazy. __________________ What I see is unreal I've written my own part Eat of the apple, so young I'm crawling back to start - Layne Staley (Rotten Apple)

11-25-2004, 06:28 PM	#8
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) Now why did you do this? Me and some friends were bored, so we found a website where you can get ordained for free. Quote: (Originally Posted by jarofsap) An LDS Reverand? That's plumb crazy. LOL. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. I'm still devout to my traditions. Don't worry. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-25-2004, 06:40 PM	#9
Lechium USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,293 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Me and some friends were bored, so we found a website where you can get ordained for free. Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure? I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it. __________________ You bet I look good on the dance floor.

11-25-2004, 06:46 PM	#10
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure? I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it. lol. Honestly, I highly doubt the validity of my ordination. I mean, it was free and online for goodness sake! I don't even have a real certificate (you have to buy them). I have a generic one printed from the website where I had to type my own and ordination date in. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. It's probably some crazy scheme baked up by some homo child molesters during free time at the county jail. It truly means nothing to me. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-27-2004, 06:50 PM	#11
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure? I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it. I think people in general are numb to things done for the fuck of it. Anyway, one of my friends did it in Pa., but I think it was somehow related to the Quakers, though I'm not sure. She presided over a couple of her friends' weddings last year. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-27-2004, 09:33 PM	#12
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Dammit, you edited your post before I could say something! Not fair, not fair at all. __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

11-27-2004, 10:34 PM	#13
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) Dammit, you edited your post before I could say something! Not fair, not fair at all. Muwahahahahahaha......Right after I hit submit, I was like, ooops, that didn't sound right, hehehe. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-27-2004, 10:42 PM	#14
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I was going to be all over it like white on rice... __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

11-28-2004, 12:10 PM	#15
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Dogstar) I think people in general are numb to things done for the fuck of it. I think people are numb to things of that importance done over the internet. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

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