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Old 02-13-2011, 09:14 AM   #1
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Anti-valentines Annual Poem

Well as promised, the yearly poem.
This one is a song!
Sorry to all the nice boys that get offended. I claim poetic licence on this one anyways...
To the others and ones that have a sense of humour: ENJOY!


FOR THE SINGLES!


THAT'S AMORE?
Set to the tune of That's Amore

BOYS:
When she catches your eye as her booty goes by
that's amore
When you cant stop thinking of it all of the time
that's amore

You will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
Hoping that you can get her
But the calls are driving you mad, cause you've gotta more
on your mind than just weather

When you're out and you drool over her like a fool
That's amore
When your brain is a mess at the sight of her chest
You're in love

When you spend all of your cash on her don't you know
You're screwed signore
Scuza me, can't you see you're not getting any (but)
That's amore

GIRLS:When you’re asked by a guy to go get pizza pie
that's amore
when he’s looking quite fine cause you’ve had too much wine
that's a-funny
Says he'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling
He wants to know you betta
so you say, sure and on what day, and you lie away (cuz)
you feel sad for the fella

Well the gifts seem quite cool-so you put up with the fool,
That's appalling
When you run down the street at the sight of his teeth
you're in strife (**kiss kiss**)

When his gifts of perfume cannot cover the fumes
of his bodaay
Scuzza me, I must flee, my sweet-pea, if you think
that's AMORE!


HAPPY HALLMARK CRUELTY TO SINGLES DAY!!!!







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Old 02-13-2011, 08:59 PM   #2
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Re: Anti-valentines Annual Poem

i,ve been singing amore a lot latley, no battle in the wine Donna, no sissy aint gots times to revice it all, tonite to find my favorite line, as always, ITS A MIRCALE Ya got to bring it home this year, BLESSINGS AND STRENGETH AND PEACE BE WITH US IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME, I cant Believe You Went With The Amore For A TITLE, Im Feeling The Love Boat For 2012 so help me Lord, .......ROCK ON
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