The truth about the Creed break-up. (How Mark and Flip could end Stapp's career)

The Lithium · 11-05-2005, 09:47 AM

Alright, I can't hold it in anymore! It's frickin' eating my alive!!! The truth as to be spoken. And justice has to be made...

Yes, I happen to know the truth... Mark and Brian told me backstage when I saw them in London. The truth is what we Creed fans have been denying for so long...

Actually Scott died when they recorded Human Clay. Mark, Brian And Flip didn't know what to do. They panticed! So they kidnaped Eddie Vedder... And then they preformed a sick operation in Area 51. They were inspired by the film Face/Off. They took Eddie's brain and placed it into Stapp's body. Scott Stapp IS Eddie Vedder!!! They mangaded to keep Vedder under control a long time, but somewhere after the Human Clay tour he just slipped away from them. He started act real strage and kept on forgetting Creed's name. Everytime they should play WAWO on the HC tour Vedder started to sing "Better Man". But thanks to Mark's contacts in the CIA that information never got to peoples knowledge...

Now to the real sad part... No body really knows what happened in Chicago, right? Well, I do... Stapp wasn't drunk, nor was he on drugs... It was VEDDER!!! By this time Vedder had totally gone out of control!! He tried to blow himself, and the whole arena, up! Flip stopped him by making an awesome throw with his drumstick in the very last minute... He grapped one of his 'sticks just as Vedder was supposed to press the buttom to blow it all up. Flip threw it towards Vedder and it hit him in the eye. Vedder fell to the ground in horrible pain and Mark ran towards him and smashed his Tremonti SE in his head to make him pass out. You guys think Mark broke his guitar during the My Sacrifice-video... That was actually edited AFTERwards. Mark's guitar broke when he smashed Vedder's brains out.

Again, thanks to CIA this never got to peoples knowledge either. As soon as the show was over a S.W.A.T. team stormed the place and took everyone who was in the stadium to Area 51 to preferm operations on them to erase their memory for the latest 3 hours. But unfortunately you can't erase peoples impressions. And everyones impression on this show was "VERY bad". So they made up a story... "Scott Stapp Preformed Drunk".

Well, now you know. Now I must run before the CIA gets to me. You will never see me again. I will from now on live an under-cover life. The sec I post this post my life will be changed forever. The truth has been spoken! And justice has been made.

-Peace love and understanding
//Sebastian

titan9 · 11-05-2005, 10:06 AM

ROFL! I gotta give it to you, that was HILARIOUS!

The Lithium · 11-05-2005, 10:24 AM

Yeah, I thought this topic could use a little humour. It's been too much fights about this. And no laughs, so I thought I'd take care of that!

Hope Steve or the Mods won't close it!

titan9 · 11-05-2005, 10:39 AM

I agree with you, this topic could use a little bit of joking. It has gotten way too serious. I like jokes about bands that I like, so long as they are (a) funny and (b) done in good taste. This one was, so it made me laugh.

The Lithium · 11-05-2005, 10:48 AM

Yeah, I especially like the thing about Mark's broken Tremonti SE!

TeriB19 · 11-05-2005, 12:35 PM

Lith, have you been smoking those funny little cigs again?

geletmote · 11-05-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by The Lithium) Yeah, I especially like the thing about Mark's broken Tremonti SE!

Dont get me wrong, humour is always good but you got 2 much time on your hands,way to much..

The Lithium · 11-05-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) Lith, have you been smoking those funny little cigs again?

Teri, those cigs are un-frickin'-believable!! Man, do you have any idea what I did this week?! I was on stage with System Of A Down when they won their "MTV Music Award"! Then Serj Tankian and I made out! Thank you so much for hocking me up with these cigs Teri, you're a keeper!

Quote: (Originally Posted by geletmote) Dont get me wrong, humour is always good but you got 2 much time on your hands,way to much..

Haha, I just waited for someone to say that. I just got this idea into my head, and when I started to write I just came up with more and more sick ideas, and this was the out-come!

Tremontixriffs · 11-05-2005, 01:54 PM

That was some funny shit lith..lol

uncertaindrumer · 11-05-2005, 02:24 PM

Lol, I found this hilarious.

Ana4Stapp · 11-05-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19) Lith, have you been smoking those funny little cigs again?

Teri, are you still in doubt about this?

Dogstar · 11-05-2005, 04:12 PM

LMFAO! Lith, you are too much! You and Serj, eh?

Rock on, dude, hahaha!!

The Lithium · 11-05-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dogstar) LMFAO! Lith, you are too much! You and Serj, eh?

Rock on, dude, hahaha!!

Oh yeah... I was so high I thought Serj was a girl and I kissed him by mistake. I guess it was the long hair that fooled me... But Serj was a bad kisser though.

rabidgopher04 · 11-05-2005, 10:58 PM

Where's Area 54?

The Lithium · 11-06-2005, 06:51 AM

Area 54 is a place where some people think the US goverment preformed operations on aliens who landed on earth 1947. Google for Area 54 and you'll find some pretty inexplicable pictures!

11-05-2005, 10:06 AM	#2
titan9 USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,134 Joined: Dec 2004 Currently: Offline	ROFL! I gotta give it to you, that was HILARIOUS! __________________ Visit the 12 Stones Fan Community, 12stonesfans.com! Check out my friend's Music blog by here!

11-05-2005, 10:39 AM	#4
titan9 USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,134 Joined: Dec 2004 Currently: Offline	I agree with you, this topic could use a little bit of joking. It has gotten way too serious. I like jokes about bands that I like, so long as they are (a) funny and (b) done in good taste. This one was, so it made me laugh. __________________ Visit the 12 Stones Fan Community, 12stonesfans.com! Check out my friend's Music blog by here!

11-05-2005, 12:35 PM	#6
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,437 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Lith, have you been smoking those funny little cigs again? __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

11-05-2005, 01:54 PM	#9
Tremontixriffs USER INFO » Status: Misconception Posts: 88 Joined: Jul 2005 Currently: Offline	That was some funny shit lith..lol __________________ Sometimes it starts with a silent curse Sometimes it doesn't waste time You still think I look upon this with hatred In my mind I won't lie It took some time But I know one thing It took me away from All the things love gave me So I have to let things go... I can go another round Despite you..... I'm still healing... No I'm not real and Yes I'm feeling... This is my fight song Scott Stapp "FIGHT SONG"

11-05-2005, 02:24 PM	#10
uncertaindrumer USER INFO » Status: Wound Up Posts: 1,257 Joined: Dec 2004 Currently: Offline	Lol, I found this hilarious. __________________ Titans baby, Titans.

11-05-2005, 04:12 PM	#12
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,348 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LMFAO! Lith, you are too much! You and Serj, eh? Rock on, dude, hahaha!! __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-05-2005, 10:58 PM	#14
rabidgopher04 USER INFO » Status: A Melody Posts: 442 Joined: Mar 2004 Currently: Offline	Where's Area 54?

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