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Here are some examples from it, but please add more!:

Van Halen: Panama
The real lyrics were:
Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back

They heard it as:
Reached down between my legs and EASED THE SEED BAG

pink floyd - comfortably numb
The real lyrics were:
My hands felt just like two balloons.

But I misheard them as:
My head smelled just like tuba lube.

Metallica - -one
The real lyrics were:
Tied to machines that make me be

But I misheard them as:
Tied to machines that make me pee

Pink Floyd - another brick in the wall pt 2
The real lyrics were:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom

But I misheard them as:
The ducks are hazards in the classroom.

Pantera - Cowboys from hell
The real lyrics were:
Aimed at you were the cowboys from hell

But I misheard them as:
Aimed at you were the cammels from hell

Beatles - day tripper
The real lyrics were:
She was a day tripper...

But I misheard them as:
She was a gay stripper...

Manson
The real lyrics were:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people

But I misheard them as:
Just gimme the meatball, Just gimme the meatball