So I was browsing the net today... look at the news I've found:
In Brazil, a man threw his own 88-years-old mother to a couple pitbulls, who bit her, of course. She was taken to the hospital, but didn't resist the injuries and passed away.
In Germany, a guy who recently left prison also killed his own mother because he wanted to go back to jail. Not to mention that during the trial, he made fun of the judge, asked about his sexual preferences and insinuated nazi symbolisms.
And to close this brilliant day in which we rejoice on how good mankind is:
In France, a man didn't like the escargot his wife had cooked for him. Apparently, it was "too cooked". So he spanked his wife and went to bed. On the next day, after he wakes up, he realizes his wife is still laying down on the floor. He called for help, but it was too late.
ETA: Last but not least, a woman gets friends with another through a message board and when they meet, she kills the other to steal her baby!
Have a nice day.