Um, no, sorry, Bec. Gotta clear something up here. While some of your sayings are funny because we haven't heard them before, that's not the only reason we find you funny. It's not just your cute little colloquialisms that we find amusing, it's you, your personality, your wit. You are a funny person, whether you know it or not. So I've decided that because you keep us laughing as much as you do, I'm raising my donation to the Bec's new computer fund to $7. You should be able to get speakers now, too!
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MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous.
SP: Actually, we are setting that up.
MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.
