Pick- up lines!
 

I thought we could share some pick up lines either we have done in our day or have had done to us. This could be funny! The reason I started this is because today after I left the gym I went grocery shopping and needless to say looked a mess, my hair was all back in a ponytail all sweaty and I had on jeans and a t-shirt and sandals. As I was picking out some OJ some "idiot" says, "Hey I just wanted to see if you look as good from the front as you do from the back, are you married?" I just stood there and thought what a shmuck:rolleyes: He must be freaking desperate because I was NOT looking too great and was in a hurry! I looked at him and I said "You have to be freaking kidding me?" He turned and said, Oh I see your married, he is a lucky man" I just walked away from him and thought to myself YOU JACKASS!!!!!!! And I thought I had seen them all!:rolleyes:

I had a guy come upto me in a grocery store to Jen:rolleyes: I was with my brother's ex g/f and the guy came up and said " I don't know how other guys have treated you in the past I will treat you so much better". I was like whatever and walked away from him almost laughing:D My bro's ex was in shock cuz she had never seen anything like that before in her life:)

Pickup lines are dumb. Never used them, and prolly never will.

P.S. does "hey, so what do you major in?" and "man (yeah I know how awesome it is to start a ick up like with "man" lol), I wish out professor could speak English well" count? Cuz, that's my conversation starter after calss hehe

You're such a ladies man Lech. :lol:

We start as friends you know.. and than I grab my ballsack and ask them out =)

How lovely for them. :)

"hey, wanna fuck?" (straight and forword)

ive picked up girls without even a word, all i had to do was pick up an instrument. like some malls have pianos and some stores have cheap guitars for sale.... just pick up an instrument and pick a top 40 song and go with the flow.

You know they call me moses, Drop your bongs and ill show you how i can part the red sea!

hehe try that one and see how hard she smacks you

This is turning into a nightmare!:crying:

bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe?

:help:

Worst pick-up line...are your legs tired? You have been running through my mind all day...:puke: :flee:

lmao

"This leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years.... how about we meet between the holidays?"

Oh that line always gets me hot!!!!;)