Pick- up lines!
 

I thought we could share some pick up lines either we have done in our day or have had done to us. This could be funny! The reason I started this is because today after I left the gym I went grocery shopping and needless to say looked a mess, my hair was all back in a ponytail all sweaty and I had on jeans and a t-shirt and sandals. As I was picking out some OJ some "idiot" says, "Hey I just wanted to see if you look as good from the front as you do from the back, are you married?" I just stood there and thought what a shmuck:rolleyes: He must be freaking desperate because I was NOT looking too great and was in a hurry! I looked at him and I said "You have to be freaking kidding me?" He turned and said, Oh I see your married, he is a lucky man" I just walked away from him and thought to myself YOU JACKASS!!!!!!! And I thought I had seen them all!:rolleyes:

I had a guy come upto me in a grocery store to Jen:rolleyes: I was with my brother's ex g/f and the guy came up and said " I don't know how other guys have treated you in the past I will treat you so much better". I was like whatever and walked away from him almost laughing:D My bro's ex was in shock cuz she had never seen anything like that before in her life:)

Pickup lines are dumb. Never used them, and prolly never will.

P.S. does "hey, so what do you major in?" and "man (yeah I know how awesome it is to start a ick up like with "man" lol), I wish out professor could speak English well" count? Cuz, that's my conversation starter after calss hehe

You're such a ladies man Lech. :lol:

We start as friends you know.. and than I grab my ballsack and ask them out =)

How lovely for them. :)

"hey, wanna fuck?" (straight and forword)

ive picked up girls without even a word, all i had to do was pick up an instrument. like some malls have pianos and some stores have cheap guitars for sale.... just pick up an instrument and pick a top 40 song and go with the flow.

You know they call me moses, Drop your bongs and ill show you how i can part the red sea!

hehe try that one and see how hard she smacks you

This is turning into a nightmare!:crying:

bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe?

:help:

Worst pick-up line...are your legs tired? You have been running through my mind all day...:puke: :flee:

lmao

"This leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years.... how about we meet between the holidays?"

Oh that line always gets me hot!!!!;)

LMAO!

Geeezzz Mulletman you are a PEACH..;) arn't ya??? :P

Is that a keg in your back pocket 'cause I'd really like to tap that ass.....I dunno it's something like that! :P

LOL oh i got more... ive never used any kind of pick up lines like that... too shy

lol!

I guess it doesn´t matter where you´re from, pick-up lines never change!

Like:

-Do you wanna come to my place and have pizza and sex?
-No...
-So let´s just have sex ;)

Heh! Marcos:D

The only ones I ever get is guys say I wanna"get to know ya":rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

on that Can You Feel My Legs? Thread, Bec posted a lot pif pick-up lines

Pesonally any guy that tries a dirty pick-up line on me will get smacked. That is the corniest way to get a girl.

We sat around after a show one night and tried to come up with the worst possible pick-up lines. One of the guys came out with the best one I have ever heard: "Hey you, fat chick... beside the REALLY fat chick!" That is the exact reason we don't sit around after shows with that guy anymore. LOL

May I say that really surprises me!!:wow: You seem sooooo I don't know like you are cute and you know it but not in a bad way..does that make any sense??:confused:

yay....im not only arrogant, im conceded!!!!

;)

*Joey Tribiani style*

So, how you doing?

*/JT s*

:P ;)

(sorry Swoozie, couldn´t miss the joke!)

:P

Hey Marcos...who's your avi?

You forgot to add funny....:lolsign:

<deleted> gee ever said something and it came out way bitcher than you intended???:embarass: and plus would hate to be added to Mullet's list of things that piss him off..:lol:

ME!!!!!

When I was 2 years-old! :P

LOL

by the way, what did you mean by the last comment? i know i didnt understand it the way you intended thats why i made that joke.

When I'm trying to "seal the deal", I use these

"I only have three months to live...."

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in"

LMFAO! Dan those are to funny:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Yeah, I just got them off the net though. :lol:

Thanks for finding this thread again Steve!! :D

lol @ Dan

It's Back...YEAAAAA!!!! Does Mullet want to come out and Play???

hey... buddy, do you mind? just once, just a small test, a try out. lemme take it around the block a few times...

... fuck it, im taking it.

go ahead, i'm not liable if you get slapped, :lol:

Hey if we flip coins what are the chances of me getting head?