LOL

by the way, what did you mean by the last comment? i know i didnt understand it the way you intended thats why i made that joke.

When I'm trying to "seal the deal", I use these

"I only have three months to live...."

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in"

LMFAO! Dan those are to funny:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Yeah, I just got them off the net though. :lol:

Thanks for finding this thread again Steve!! :D

lol @ Dan

It's Back...YEAAAAA!!!! Does Mullet want to come out and Play???

hey... buddy, do you mind? just once, just a small test, a try out. lemme take it around the block a few times...

... fuck it, im taking it.

go ahead, i'm not liable if you get slapped, :lol:

Hey if we flip coins what are the chances of me getting head?

and hten if that doesnt work go up to her and say "im sorry iwas so rude, its hard to express myself while i am exploding in my pants"

How very charming. :D

...i'll take that one too, if you do not mind!

My favorite Pick-up line..."don't worry honey, I am a legs man.."
:roll: :roll: :roll:

"i love to love em... i love to hit em, touch em and i love to pick em.... oh im an ass man..."

anyone remember Mr. Ass?