www.funnyjunk.com

[aussiecreeder]

can't believe i only discovered this site tonight! some of the stuff on here has me in hysterics! :D if you're easily offended use your common sense when opening pics/movies but i highly recommend a few of them. download arnie's pizza shop and you kicked my dog from the movie section. and check out a few of the pics including m&m's and weed, the male brain and party squirrel.

:laugh: www.funnyjunk.com

[creedsister]

LMAO I Read SANTA SUCKS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[aussiecreeder]

LMAO I Read SANTA SUCKS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LOL that is one is great.....download the arnie pizza video! :)

[aussiecreeder]

check this out! :laugh:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.