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aussiecreeder
03-21-2005, 10:42 PM
okay look I can laugh at myself! :) disclaimer: if anyone says this is sexist blah blah i will go through your computer screen and rip your voice box out! ;) and half of them are true lol........
1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...... Commercials You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Anna1011
03-22-2005, 08:13 AM
hahaha great.
JulieCitySlicker
03-22-2005, 12:07 PM
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Either that or they are gay :cool:
4.Meh! I don't need men ;) Been single for a while now and I happen to like it.
Higher_Desire
03-22-2005, 01:22 PM
LOL. Yeah, those are all like me. :D
H-D :pimp:
TeriB19
03-22-2005, 05:08 PM
Hide, those were awesome!! Thanks for the laugh.
creedsister
03-22-2005, 05:24 PM
13.9.6.3.12. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :smokin:
Xterminator27
03-22-2005, 09:08 PM
why cant women ever find attractive sensitive men?
because they all have boyfriends
creedsister
03-22-2005, 09:32 PM
HAAAAAAAAAA I Guess I dont know Really :D Im So In Love With Myself That There Has Been Lit Time To Love Anything Else :D
goddess_bb
03-22-2005, 11:28 PM
Those were great Aussie!! LOL!
Mulletman
03-23-2005, 12:05 AM
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Oh yea, we do!
aussiecreeder
03-23-2005, 12:50 AM
Oh yea, we do!
lol i had a good laugh at that one as well.......
RMadd
03-23-2005, 03:15 AM
true true
Dogstar
03-23-2005, 01:51 PM
7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Hahahaha...I love those. Thanks, Hide!
Ana4Stapp
03-23-2005, 05:29 PM
Very true !!!!! :rolleyes: Very Good!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
HigherGirl
03-23-2005, 07:12 PM
Good one Aussie!!!!
Reminds me of the joke:
All bad things have "men" , "guy" or "his" in them....
Mental Illness
Menstrual Cramps
Mental Breakdown
Menopause
"Guy"nocologist
Historectamy
aussiecreeder
03-23-2005, 08:41 PM
Good one Aussie!!!!
Reminds me of the joke:
All bad things have "men" , "guy" or "his" in them....
Mental Illness
Menstrual Cramps
Mental Breakdown
Menopause
"Guy"nocologist
Historectamy
hey thats not how you spell gynacologist! ;)
HigherGirl
03-23-2005, 11:05 PM
hey thats not how you spell gynacologist! ;)
LOL Aussie........
If you ever visited one, you'd spell it wrong too....... :)
aussiecreeder
03-23-2005, 11:32 PM
LOL Aussie........
If you ever visited one, you'd spell it wrong too....... :)
well i don't think i'll be visiting one anytime soon......lol
HigherGirl
03-23-2005, 11:46 PM
well i don't think i'll be visiting one anytime soon......lol
Ha!! Ha!!
You don't know how lucky you are dear!!!!!! :eek:
aussiecreeder
03-23-2005, 11:53 PM
Ha!! Ha!!
You don't know how lucky you are dear!!!!!! :eek:
Doctor: You've got open your legs dear, give the baby some room!
Patient: Open my legs? Thats how I got in this situation you heartless bastard!
:laugh:
HigherGirl
03-24-2005, 12:12 AM
Doctor: You've got open your legs dear, give the baby some room!
Patient: Open my legs? Thats how I got in this situation you heartless bastard!
:laugh:
Now THAT was a good one.... :laugh:
aussiecreeder
03-24-2005, 12:20 AM
Now THAT was a good one.... :laugh:
*makes note to self that when/if i need to be present at birth of any children organise emergency at work so i don't have to see lots of blood and guts. this will also make sure that significant other can't grab my hair and call me lots of bad names and tell the nurses my highly embarassing personal problems*
:laugh:
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