Guys stay away from the melons! [Archive]

aussiecreeder

02-24-2005, 06:24 AM

Run to the pineapples instead! :laugh: saw this article and couldn't help laugh and bring it over. Found it in an aussie newspaper......

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts. Sexlogist Piero Lorenzoni has categorised breast types according to fruits. Lorenzoni said a woman with "melon" breasts "likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom like sex".

He said men who want someone lively should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts, pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves," Lorenzoni said. Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni, like pineapples. Women with pineapple breasts are "intelligent, romantic and faithful."

Do I dare ask the ladies to name the fruit they are carrying on their chests? LMAO jk its funny what people are paid to research.........

goddess_bb

02-24-2005, 12:40 PM

okay this is just ridiculous...but funny..but how are men suppose to tell the shape of a woman's breasts through her clothes so he takes her home and OMG she has one and he prefers the other...does he then give her the boot?? I see that melons would be a little easier to tell which explains why you guys are always bitching about women you idiots always go for the melons...LMAO

I have pineapples myself which is what makes me a goddess... ;)

aussiecreeder

02-25-2005, 05:49 AM

pineapples? woohooo ;)
perhaps women should tell men what shape they are so men can know whether exploring the relationship is worth it. hahahahhaa

Higher_Desire

02-25-2005, 12:44 PM

Good to know. :thumbsup:

H-D :pimp:

RMadd

02-25-2005, 01:24 PM

aaaahahahahahaha, that's great! i'll definitely have to pay closer attention. you know, just for the purposes of testing this little theory....
goddess, trust me, you can tell. in the very least, if a girl is stuffing or padding herself, then you can tell what she wants to be lol. i'd say my buddies and i, together, are doctors of ass-and-tittie-ology.

goddess_bb

02-25-2005, 01:24 PM

pineapples? woohooo ;)
perhaps women should tell men what shape they are so men can know whether exploring the relationship is worth it. hahahahhaa

lol...are you flirting with me again Aussie??? hahahaha..

goddess_bb

02-25-2005, 01:26 PM

RMadd

02-25-2005, 01:30 PM

Do you think padding is false advertising??
yes, very much so lol
to be honest, tho, ladies should be proud of what god gave them, regardless of what size they are.

goddess_bb

02-25-2005, 01:38 PM

yes, very much so lol
to be honest, tho, ladies should be proud of what god gave them, regardless of what size they are.

Ohhhhh...that is so sweet... :kiss: to RMadd and some :flasher: so you work on your theory..lol

RMadd

02-25-2005, 06:55 PM

Ohhhhh...that is so sweet... :kiss: to RMadd and some :flasher: so you work on your theory..lol
to quote Napoleon Dynamite: "yesssssssssssss" lol

aussiecreeder

02-26-2005, 01:16 AM

lol...are you flirting with me again Aussie??? hahahaha..

well if hayley sees this the answer is no....... ;) hehe
as far as padding goes yes its false advertising, really if you are lucky enough to grow breasts i'm very jealous of you! :laugh:

goddess_bb

02-27-2005, 12:40 PM

well if hayley sees this the answer is no....... ;) hehe
as far as padding goes yes its false advertising, really if you are lucky enough to grow breasts i'm very jealous of you! :laugh:

I was just trying to get a rise out of ya...I know better... :rolleyes:

funny thing is not many girls play with their own breasts...so if you had them you might be suprised what a pain in the arse they are... :)

RMadd

02-27-2005, 11:12 PM

funny thing is not many girls play with their own breasts...so if you had them you might be suprised what a pain in the arse they are... :)
i could imagine so lol. i don't understand why some of those porn stars get like the 60FFF's or whatever. wouldn't that hurt the back just a bit (esp b/c most of them are fairly thin, like Chelsea Charms)? it's like you'd need to push a shopping cart around all day just so you don't have chronic back pain the rest of your life.

hayley

02-28-2005, 02:53 AM

well if hayley sees this the answer is no....... ;)
:eek: No, no, no, it's okay. You leave me, I'm no longer your New Zealander lover. :crying: Hehe.

Oooh, what an interesting thread! I'm kind of in between lemon and pineapple :p Lol

funny thing is not many girls play with their own breasts...so if you had them you might be suprised what a pain in the arse they are... :)
Haha you're right. Playing with your own gadgets is for weirdos. :p Just kidding but I don't get it why people do that :laugh:

aussiecreeder

02-28-2005, 03:29 AM

:eek: No, no, no, it's okay. You leave me, I'm no longer your New Zealander lover. :crying: Hehe. [\QUOTE]
brings flowers, chocolate........please forgive me for i have sinned! lmao

[QUOTE=- hayley -]Oooh, what an interesting thread! I'm kind of in between lemon and pineapple :p Lol [\QUOTE]
well what do you know the ladies are willing to tell me what the fruit grocer in the sky gave them! :laugh:

[QUOTE=- hayley -]Haha you're right. Playing with your own gadgets is for weirdos. :p Just kidding but I don't get it why people do that :laugh:
hey there is nothing weird about it! hey if i had them they would be put to good use i'm telling ya! ROLFMAO

goddess_bb

02-28-2005, 02:11 PM

i could imagine so lol. i don't understand why some of those porn stars get like the 60FFF's or whatever. wouldn't that hurt the back just a bit (esp b/c most of them are fairly thin, like Chelsea Charms)? it's like you'd need to push a shopping cart around all day just so you don't have chronic back pain the rest of your life.

Funny that you advocate women not getting huge implants yet you know the name of the woman who has them... ;) so why you were watching her were you thinking wow them boobs are too big..or were you thinking wow look at them there tities...lol I'd sure like to play with em... :D

aussiecreeder

02-28-2005, 07:08 PM

Funny that you advocate women not getting huge implants yet you know the name of the woman who has them... ;) so why you were watching her were you thinking wow them boobs are too big..or were you thinking wow look at them there tities...lol I'd sure like to play with em... :D

don't answer her buddy.....she can't make you! lol so the fffs are fake as hell but they're still boobs! :laugh: honestly those really big ones that are fake as are a bit of turn off in all honesty. this thread is funny as......:)

goddess_bb

03-01-2005, 12:14 AM

don't answer her buddy.....she can't make you! lol so the fffs are fake as hell but they're still boobs! :laugh: honestly those really big ones that are fake as are a bit of turn off in all honesty. this thread is funny as......:)

Don't listen to him RMadd he's a hayley-whipped chicken... :D But you're man enough to tell me what your thinking...lol

hayley

03-01-2005, 03:02 AM

brings flowers, chocolate........please forgive me for i have sinned! lmao
Ooh, did you say chocolate? BODY chocolate? ;)

well what do you know the ladies are willing to tell me what the fruit grocer in the sky gave them!
Well now, we might aswell share! :D I'm glad no guys have told us the shape of their MAN BOOBIES!

hey there is nothing weird about it! hey if i had them they would be put to good use i'm telling ya! ROLFMAO
Eeew you're an own gadget guy, I don't like you anymore, my hands are better! LMAO :laugh: I'm such an idiot LOL

Don't listen to him RMadd he's a hayley-whipped chicken...
Haha Michael, read this. WHIPPED, hayley WHIPPED!! Someone got a spanky! LMAO

aussiecreeder

03-01-2005, 06:42 AM

Ooh, did you say chocolate? BODY chocolate? ;)
See goddess I don't even to give this one a tap on the shoulder and she's ready for kinkyness! LMAO

Well now, we might aswell share! :D I'm glad no guys have told us the shape of their MAN BOOBIES!
Well mine are so big I can barely see my gut. I had to buy some bras from the Victoria's Secret catalogue the other day! LMAO jk

Eeew you're an own gadget guy, I don't like you anymore, my hands are better! LMAO :laugh: I'm such an idiot LOL
Do any of the ladies want to swap bits for a week? :laugh:

Haha Michael, read this. WHIPPED, hayley WHIPPED!! Someone got a spanky! LMAO
Hey I'm not complaining about spankies! LOL Is there a problem here? :laugh:

goddess_bb

03-01-2005, 03:59 PM

Why would there be a problem?? Except for the fact I seem to keep ending up between you and Hayley's threads to eachother...:rolleyes:

aussiecreeder

03-02-2005, 11:19 PM

Why would there be a problem?? Except for the fact I seem to keep ending up between you and Hayley's threads to eachother...:rolleyes:

threads to eachother? :confused:

RMadd

03-03-2005, 12:40 AM

well, that is pretty much what it became... sorta

aussiecreeder

03-03-2005, 12:54 AM

well, that is pretty much what it became... sorta

come again? i realise this was a problem to some others but i had assumed it was no longer an issue. what does this have to do with discussing boobies? lol if someone could enlighten me on how came to be discussed in this thread i would be more than grateful. considering its my thread i've posted in this thread a heap of times and she would have posted what two times? yourself and goddess would have posted at least 3 times as much.......:confused:

RMadd

03-03-2005, 01:00 AM

i know i know.... i was just pointing out what she was prolly getting at there.... i don't have a problem w/ it

aussiecreeder

03-03-2005, 01:03 AM

hmmm okay whatever......i'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

goddess_bb

03-03-2005, 10:39 AM

hmmm okay whatever......i'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Aussie doll, IT WAS A JOKE!! I only meant that I didn't want to get between you and Hayley...it's a kind-a wierd place to be with what you guys talk about...like two's company three's a crowd..get it??

I don't CARE how much you guys talk to eachother..good for you, so please don't be offended like there is a problem cause there's not...

:D :D :D

goddess_bb

03-03-2005, 10:40 AM

RMadd will you talk to me now...you never did answer my question???

RMadd

03-03-2005, 12:16 PM

RMadd will you talk to me now...you never did answer my question???
sorry 'bout that, accept my sincerest apologies.... i think i strayed away from this thread for a few days, and didn't happen to come across your question.... what was it?

goddess_bb

03-03-2005, 10:04 PM

sorry 'bout that, accept my sincerest apologies.... i think i strayed away from this thread for a few days, and didn't happen to come across your question.... what was it?

Oh it's allright...no biggie. It falls kind-a flat now that Aussie is poed at me..

aussiecreeder

03-04-2005, 06:29 AM

Oh it's allright...no biggie. It falls kind-a flat now that Aussie is poed at me..

oh oops....my apologies but it didn't seem like you were joking. that is not clear behind a computer screen when you use a sarcastic emotie and i can't see your face. i actually think three is even better than two! LMAO