Sincirr
09-17-2004, 10:24 AM
HAHAHA!!!
My pastor did this complete with accents for us at bible study. I laughed so hard I almost went home!!! hehe
Now, read this as if you were watching Shrek (playing Balaam) and Donkey (playing a donkey of course!) playing it out! SO FUNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!
......23Now the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD standing in the way with His drawn sword in His hand, and the donkey turned aside out of the way and went into the field. So Balaam (shrek) struck the donkey to turn himback onto the road.
24Then the Angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between the vineyards, with a wall on this side and a wall on that side. 25And when the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD, he pushed himself against the wall and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall; so he struck him again.
26Then the Angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place where there was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. 27And when the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD, he lay down under Balaam; so Balaam's anger was aroused, and he struck the donkey with his staff.
28Then the LORD opened the mouth of the donkey, and he said to Balaam, "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?"
29And Balaam said to the donkey, "Because you have made a fool of me. If there were a sword in my hand, I'd kill you right now!"
30So the donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden, ever since I became yours, to this day? Was I ever in the habit of doing this to you?"
And he said, "No."
etc of course, but how funny!!!!.....hehe!!!
My pastor did this complete with accents for us at bible study. I laughed so hard I almost went home!!! hehe
Now, read this as if you were watching Shrek (playing Balaam) and Donkey (playing a donkey of course!) playing it out! SO FUNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!
......23Now the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD standing in the way with His drawn sword in His hand, and the donkey turned aside out of the way and went into the field. So Balaam (shrek) struck the donkey to turn himback onto the road.
24Then the Angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between the vineyards, with a wall on this side and a wall on that side. 25And when the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD, he pushed himself against the wall and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall; so he struck him again.
26Then the Angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place where there was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. 27And when the donkey saw the Angel of the LORD, he lay down under Balaam; so Balaam's anger was aroused, and he struck the donkey with his staff.
28Then the LORD opened the mouth of the donkey, and he said to Balaam, "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?"
29And Balaam said to the donkey, "Because you have made a fool of me. If there were a sword in my hand, I'd kill you right now!"
30So the donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden, ever since I became yours, to this day? Was I ever in the habit of doing this to you?"
And he said, "No."
etc of course, but how funny!!!!.....hehe!!!