The strangest song titile you've ever heard??? [Archive]

Siana

11-29-2002, 10:00 AM

Are there some song titles that you wonder what they mean or concider weird,or just find interesting????

TeriB19

11-29-2002, 11:52 AM

I Eat Cannibals

Dogstar

11-29-2002, 12:06 PM

Quiche Lorraine

Shoebird

11-29-2002, 01:19 PM

The Laziest Men on Mars.

:P anyone remember that one?

SJack5802

11-29-2002, 02:43 PM

Peaches

Bridge of Clay

11-29-2002, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by SJack5802
Peaches

I used to love "The Presidents of USA"...actually, it was my fav band until they split up... :(

TeriB19

11-29-2002, 05:44 PM

Didn't they also do a song like "Kitty on my foot" or some other nonsense title?

SJack5802

11-29-2002, 05:47 PM

I think they had a lot of silly titles for their songs

Bridge of Clay

11-29-2002, 07:49 PM

But they still are good fun!

DangerousDan85

11-30-2002, 12:26 AM

With Arms Wide Open

didn't seem to fit the song quite right.

:drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

creedfaner

11-30-2002, 12:44 AM

"Hooker With A Penis"

although the song is awesome!! :rockon:

DangerousDan85

11-30-2002, 12:46 AM

we have a winner

creedfaner

11-30-2002, 12:54 AM

try these on for size: "AEnima", "Stinkfist", "Disgustipated" and "Schism"

btw, all of these are by TOOL

DangerousDan85

11-30-2002, 12:57 AM

I like Disgustipated

creedfan47a

11-30-2002, 03:12 AM

You ARE Disgustipated. :D

How about these:

'Ammyl'
'Jar Labelled Small'
'One Way Mule'

All from Australian bands.

hotforscott

11-30-2002, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
With Arms Wide Open

didn't seem to fit the song quite right.

:drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

I thought it was a great title. A perfect response to being told you are having a baby, it made me melt the first time I heard it. What a romantic guy!

TeriB19

11-30-2002, 10:26 AM

And I like that title more than "One Way Mule". Although "Hooker With a Penis" is sorta funny.

luvscott4ever

11-30-2002, 11:24 AM

yep, Tool has some off the wall titles, but they ROCK!! Can't find a song by them I don't like!! And I had better not, or I think my kid would disown me...she's a complete TOOL FREAK!! Just like her mother is about Creed!! That's why I thank her every day for getting me into the 21st century music!! I love it!! And her! :)

hotforscott

11-30-2002, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by luvscott4ever
yep, Tool has some off the wall titles, but they ROCK!!  Can't find a song by them I don't like!!  And I had better not, or I think my kid would disown me...she's a complete TOOL FREAK!!  Just like her mother is about Creed!!  That's why I thank her every day for getting me into the 21st century music!!  I love it!! And her! :)

Tool really does have some off the wall titles, it makes you wonder where they come up with them.

Dogstar

11-30-2002, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by luvscott4ever
yep, Tool has some off the wall titles, but they ROCK!!  Can't find a song by them I don't like!!  And I had better not, or I think my kid would disown me...she's a complete TOOL FREAK!!  Just like her mother is about Creed!!  That's why I thank her every day for getting me into the 21st century music!!  I love it!! And her! :)

Damn straight, girl. because if she hadn't, we wouldn't have met you!

DangerousDan85

12-01-2002, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by hotforscott
I thought it was a great title. A perfect response to being told you are having a baby, it made me melt the first time I heard it. What a romantic guy!

I was just kidding I think it's a excellent title and song.

Mulletman

12-01-2002, 02:02 AM

trippin on a hole in a paper heart (sp?)

DangerousDan85

12-01-2002, 02:16 AM

that's pretty strange

faceless kiwi

12-01-2002, 06:45 PM

'I'm standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.'

Its by a band called 'primitive road gods' or something.

I suppose not a strange name for a song, but just a long 1.

faceless kiwi

12-01-2002, 06:46 PM

The DJ's struggle to get it out without taking a breath.

hotforscott

12-01-2002, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by faceless kiwi
'I'm standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.'

Its by a band called 'primitive road gods' or something.

I suppose not a strange name for a song, but just a long 1.

is this kind of an old song, i think i remember it.

SJack5802

12-01-2002, 08:58 PM

What about the Proclaimers. They had some weird ass song titles didn't they?

Xterminator27

12-01-2002, 09:00 PM

The title wasnt as weird but teh song was. te song "Jonny" from system of a down, is odd.

The song is REALLLY messed

SJack5802

12-01-2002, 09:00 PM

Oh, I thought of one. "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's

creedfan47a

12-01-2002, 09:03 PM

Rock Lobster isn't that weird. Love Shack is the best song in the universe though. :)

SJack5802

12-01-2002, 09:07 PM

You dont think Rock Lobster is a weird name to a song? No offense but the guy that sings in the B52's sounds gay

TeriB19

12-01-2002, 09:52 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I love the B52's. The CD they had with Roam, Topaz and Bushfire was awesome.

creedfan47a

12-01-2002, 10:23 PM

I have the B-52's greatest hits CD, whatever its called. I borrowed it off a friend a few years ago, then he decided to not be my friend anymore, so I kept his CD. It was his stupid fault for not getting his CD back BEFORE he decided to not be my friend anymore. :D

TeriB19

12-01-2002, 10:26 PM

His loss, baby. And I don't know how it is there in the future, but here in the past, possession is 9/10 of the law. So it's yours.

creedfan47a

12-01-2002, 10:28 PM

That's good 'cause I'm keeping it. Comes in handy for lame parties.

I actually had another one of his CDs in my possession at the same time. Then when he decided he didn't want to be friends no more, I kept the B-52s CD and sent the other one back to him..... in lots of tiny little pieces. :D

TeriB19

12-01-2002, 10:45 PM

LMAO! It's the devious mind that I like. You remind me of me.:angel:

creedfan47a

12-01-2002, 10:47 PM

I just noticed I'm a Blue Collar....... I don't want to be!! What's the next status?? ;)

faceless kiwi

12-01-2002, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by hotforscott
is this kind of an old song, i think i remember it.

Yep it is pretty old.

TeriB19

12-01-2002, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by creedfan47a
I just noticed I'm a Blue Collar....... I don't want to be!!  What's the next status?? ;) White collar, then corporate criminal, then ultimately, incarcerated.

DangerousDan85

12-01-2002, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by SJack5802
You dont think Rock Lobster is a weird name to a song?  No offense but the guy that sings in the B52's sounds gay

LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK, LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK

DangerousDan85

12-01-2002, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by SJack5802
What about the Proclaimers. They had some weird ass song titles didn't they?

The Proclaimers rule, SJack and I listen to them when we play video games. I think their weirdest song title would be "Cape In Hand", the cd called "Sunshine on Leith" or something like that/

luvscott4ever

12-01-2002, 11:38 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dogstar
Damn straight, girl. because if she hadn't, we wouldn't have met you! [/QUOTE

Thanx, I know...I love her for that too!! :)

TeriB19

12-02-2002, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
The Proclaimers rule,  SJack and I listen to them when we play video games. I think their weirdest song title would be "Cape In Hand", the cd called "Sunshine on Leith" or something like that/ The Proclaimers, don't they do "500 Miles"? I love that song.

Dogstar

12-02-2002, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by creedfan47a
Rock Lobster isn't that weird.  Love Shack is the best song in the universe though. :)

Rock Lobster's a classic! I love the B52s from that era. Cosmic Thing rocks, too. It is THE best CD for doing aerobics. It kicks a**!

I'm also partial to the songs Private Idaho, Planet Claire and Quiche Lorraine.

TeriB19

12-02-2002, 04:58 PM

COSMIC THING!!!!!! Thank you, I have been trying to remember the damn name of the damn cd since last night. It's in the car buried (I have it on cassette) so finding it would've been a challenge. Thanks!

DangerousDan85

12-03-2002, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by TeriB19
The Proclaimers, don't they do "500 Miles"? I love that song. 

yes

Siana

12-06-2002, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
With Arms Wide Open

didn't seem to fit the song quite right.

:drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

hmmmmm,why u think so?

Read JDM

12-06-2002, 10:11 PM

Two weirdest song titles I ever heard:

1. "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota," by Weird Al
2. "I Cum Blood," by Cannibal Corpse

Unforgiven Fan

12-07-2002, 10:35 PM

almost anything by weird al is weird..

White collar, then corporate criminal, then ultimately, incarcerated.

hehe teri... that seem like the trend though

TeriB19

12-07-2002, 10:41 PM

The trend from your current position as Seeker:
finder
loser
weeper
I'm liking the trends.:D

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 05:55 PM

Funny, I am a Seeker now too, yet at the same time, I am a Loser... :D

TeriB19

12-08-2002, 09:38 PM

No you're not. Losers lose their jobs, you still have yours, if ya know what I mean!;)

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 10:20 PM

I'm not a loser??? :eek: Wow, thanks Teri!! :D :dancing:

TeriB19

12-08-2002, 10:23 PM

Don't L et it go to your head. You're still in the crosshairs. ;)

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 10:31 PM

Thank yoU Teri, you aRe so wise And clever. I only wish that soMEday I cAN be just lIkE you. :D

TeriB19

12-08-2002, 10:39 PM

SomeBody needs to gIve you a greaT big hug and tEll you how MagnificEnt you are!

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 10:58 PM

Oh Teri, You are so kind. But I cOuld never measUre up to the Caring, fabulOus and Wonderful person you are today!

DangerousDan85

12-08-2002, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Siana
hmmmmm,why u think so?

I was just kidding as I said earlier

TeriB19

12-08-2002, 11:08 PM

KInd Soul that you are, you Should Move Yourself fAr acroSS the ocean , to Be near oUr Dear land.

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 11:17 PM

SUch beautiful PoetrY frOm a beaUtiful peRSon, Proving your kind spirit once And for alL.

Dogstar

12-08-2002, 11:38 PM

LMFAO @ at you two!

creedfan47a

12-08-2002, 11:42 PM

Stay tuned for the next instalment tomorrow. TERI had to go to bed! :P

Dogstar

12-08-2002, 11:43 PM

LOL :D

hotforscott

12-08-2002, 11:59 PM

I just now stopped laughing and got a chance to reply. you guys are a hoot. it is too funny to read over your posts.

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 12:02 AM

Thank you, thank you. :bow:

hotforscott

12-09-2002, 12:04 AM

you are very welcome!

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 12:08 AM

By the way, sorry if I offended you with the remark about The Police!! I have a very limited knowledge of 'older' music (as in, before my time) - my mum was not into music so I was never exposed to it at a young age. :D

hotforscott

12-09-2002, 12:17 AM

No problem. I wasn't offended. I have always been into music. I started listening to music a lot earlier then some of my friends, most kids i hung around really didn't start getting into bands and groups until they were in middle school. That is probably why i am into some stuff that is "before my time". I am only 23 and most of my friends would consider The Police before their time. It's just a matter of what you are exposed to I guess. I remember my first record that i bought, WHAM!!!!!!!

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 12:24 AM

See, when I started buying music, I bought cassettes, although CDs were starting their dominance then, so I soon switched to CDs. I have never bought a record in my life.

Snortmyster

12-09-2002, 01:36 AM

Old Pink Floyd song,
several species of small animals gathered together and groving with a pict. :thud:

hotforscott

12-09-2002, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by creedfan47a
See, when I started buying music, I bought cassettes, although CDs were starting their dominance then, so I soon switched to CDs.  I have never bought a record in my life.

I bought a lot of records, actually my parents paid for them, but I had several before I got into tapes and then CD's.

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 08:12 PM

Well, I am very unfamiliar witH records. All I rEmembeR about thEm is thaT they sound real funny wHen thEy are scratched. And you are very lucky that your parents bougHt you music. My mum has nEver reaLly been into music (except cLassical) so she dIdn't really underStand my appreciaTion of music that appEared in the eaRly 90's. I had to save up my own pocket money and buy musIc I wanted. Not fair huh?

TeriB19

12-09-2002, 10:19 PM

OH wah. I was a child of vinyl and cassEttes when gRowing up.
NEver owned CD's unt Il I wAs Much older.

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 10:26 PM

And much older you certaInly are!! :D Good To see you here with uS Teri, you hAve been sorely missed. So, aBout this perfOrmance of Creed's at the Billboard Awards - do yoU think That it will be puT online so that those of us who mIssed it can watch it? I would very Much like to see it, and, as I said, I have not hEard anything about it being screened in Australia.

TeriB19

12-09-2002, 10:34 PM

I aM thInking S ome Select few will MakE it available on Kazaa or something.?

creedfan47a

12-09-2002, 10:41 PM

Well that would be lovely. THere are so manY Creed things, like appearances On TV and other perFormanCes, that I dOn't get to see jUst because I live down heRe in AuStralia. It rEally isn't fair!

Amish Warlord

12-11-2002, 09:34 PM

Forty-six and Two
or..
Jerk-off
or..
Hooker with a Penis
or...
Stink Fist

all by tool.

-J

Siana

12-12-2002, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
I was just kidding as I said earlier
lol ok :P

TeriB19

12-22-2002, 01:58 PM

I Love It When You Call Me Names
Drop the Pilot

Both by Joan Armatrading

Wylde-Tremonti

12-24-2002, 10:14 PM

*Chic 'n' Stu
* I-E-A-I-A-I-O
* THETAWAVES
All By System Of A Down's "Steal This Album"

Amish Warlord

12-25-2002, 01:15 PM

Or.. "estrogen oxygen aches in the teeth again" by loudermilk.

-J

Weathered

12-25-2002, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by TremontiWanaB
*Chic 'n' Stu
* I-E-A-I-A-I-O
* THETAWAVES
All By System Of A Down's "Steal This Album" 

good cd...yeah i wonder what all those mean....another wierd one by system of a down is suite pee....and cubert

krzycreedbabe

12-25-2002, 03:15 PM

Dust Bowl, Eat For Two, You Happy Puppet, Daktari, Poor De Chiciro

all by a group called 10000 Maniacs...lol nver heard there songs tho lol i dont even know what kinda music it is ahha