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JulieCitySlicker
11-21-2002, 10:02 PM
Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, that when she gets done eating all the all you can eat buffet, they have to change it to the all that is left buffet!:P :dancing: :angel: :bounce:
Yomama's so stupid, she tripped over a chordless phone

Yo mama's so fat, that whe3n she ranh away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for her picture
:D
CollectiveSoul
11-21-2002, 10:11 PM
Yo mams so fat when she wears a red dress and goes outside all the kids yell "KOOL AID"

YO mamas breath so bad she could clear a chat room
TeriB19
11-21-2002, 10:15 PM
Yo mama smells so bad, she used Secret and it told.
Unforgiven Fan
11-21-2002, 10:31 PM
Your momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Your mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
GoodGodGirl23
11-21-2002, 10:55 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 6o minutes.
Yo mama's mouth soo big, she speaks in surround sound.:P
DangerousDan85
11-21-2002, 11:05 PM
Your mama's ass is so big she uses a beach towel for toilet paper!!!!!! (just made that one up)


:poopin:
Siana
11-22-2002, 08:56 AM
hahahhaha
JulieCitySlicker
11-22-2002, 08:48 PM
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to Sea World the dolphins started singing :We Are Family:!:P :dancing: LMAO!!!
JulieCitySlicker
11-22-2002, 08:55 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang:eek: :dancing: :bounce: :D
Mulletman
11-22-2002, 11:43 PM
yo mamma's like a shotgun, on cock and shes ready to blow!

as you can see, im not that good...
DangerousDan85
11-23-2002, 12:02 AM
(I apologize to anyone this may offend, I did not make this up myself)













Yo momma is like a brick, she's flat and gets laid by mexicans!!!!!!
JulieCitySlicker
11-23-2002, 12:27 PM
LMAO! Dan that was hilarious!:P :dancing: :D

Yo mamas buttcheeks are so big, Moses couldn't even part em!:D :P ;) :) :bounce: :eek:
hayley
11-23-2002, 08:53 PM
LOL these are toooooo funny!!!!!:P
Siana
11-25-2002, 09:06 AM
yeah :P
Xterminator27
11-25-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by JulieLovesCreed
Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, that whe3n she ranh away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for her picture
:D

lol thats good,
Mulletman
11-25-2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by DangerousDan85
(I apologize to anyone this may offend, I did not make this up myself)

Yo momma is like a brick, she's flat and gets laid by mexicans!!!!!!

awwww dude, that was mean.... but why am i still laughing :lol:

none the less it was funny.
Siana
11-27-2002, 10:13 AM
:P
JulieCitySlicker
12-09-2002, 08:44 PM
Who Let Yo Mom Out? Whoof Whoof Whoof Whoof Whoof!

Who Let Yo Mom Out Whoof Whoof Whoof Whoof Whoof!:D :P :dancing: Sorry I had to! LMAO!