The story thread

[Siana]

ok,i'll start with something and you'll go on...

Last night I had a dream...........

[TeriB19]

I was driving in my car with the radio on when suddenly.......

[hayley]

this big FAT guy with a pot belly jumped out in front of my car, and screamed at me....

[Altair]

Had to stop, lest I ruin my car. He comes to my window. At first, I'm ready to floor it, thinking this cook is some kind of deranged lunatic. But, just before I can speed off, I notice a couple of tickets in his hand. Curious, I take a closer look through my window and...

[Scutley]

this strip bar where I could see Pamala Anderson doing it to Joanna Jo Lee. It was so much fun. Then Pamala saw me and we went back to her car and then Kid Rock approch then...

[TeriB19]

I threw up from reading Scutley's post. So I snapped out of that dream and really looked at the tickets. They were backstage passes to Creed's show in Ft Wayne, In. How about that?

[hayley]

;) that's better.
So i looked through my wardrobe to decide what i was going to wear, (i have to look good for Mr. Stapp!!!!;) )and was horrified when i saw....

[GoodGodGirl23]

That my lil 10 year old bratty brother had gotten into my closet and burned all my clothes...:mad: now I have nuffen to wear butt...:eek:

[Altair]

his clothes. Now, I know they're only 10-year old clothes and they'll be tight, but that's ok. It'll turn Mr. Stapp on. Oh, wait, I'm a guy. Oh, yeah. Woe, what a weird dream this is.

[hayley]

ha ha.;)
so i go into his room, look in his closest, and found a tight mini-skirt....a real pretty one that's all sparkley:D BUT WAIT, WHY DOES MY BRO HAVE A MINI-SKIRT?? i look down on the ground, and find a bra, and a thong!!!!;) OMG!!!! i go to find him, to ask him what the hell is going on, and see him in my room......

[GoodGodGirl23]

And I ask him, what da hell are you doing with a bra, and a thong in your room? Uh, uh, it's... then my 15 year old friend Mandy popped her head out from under my bed, and said...:P

[TeriB19]

That thong and those panties make your brother look fat.

[Altair]

having a beer with Mark Tremonti.

[hayley]

:confused:

[Altair]

Yeah, the little punk was having a beer with Mark.

[GoodGodGirl23]

:confused: Was he freaken dressed or wearing his sisters freaken THONG!!!!:P :D :D :D :eek:

[Altair]

I don't know, but they were drinking some freakin beer, and Mark asks me, "How would you like to dance on stage during the show tonight? We need some extra singer/dancers.'

[GoodGodGirl23]

Oh freaken bitchen!!! And I'm wearing this awsome thong, ya wanna see it, Mark?:D And Mark said, sure only if you let me...

[TeriB19]

teach you how to play guitar.

[GoodGodGirl23]

But I already know how to play da guitar, any other interesting ideas?:confused:

[hayley]

teach me to pole dance????
if i teach u that, then i will surley come on stage and dance wif ya, but only if you pole dance with me.:D

[Siana]

"but that was anothe rstupid idea" thought Mark and decided to call at Siana'a house and ask her out
:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

And he did!!! And Siana put on her Sexiest short black mini skirt..heh!;) and see through top,:P ...and grabbed one of her red polka dot thongs for Mark to wear, cuz he asked her if she had one he could borrow!...:eek: :eek: then ran out da door...

[Aimee]

Then the phone rang and woke me up.

[GoodGodGirl23]

hmmmmmm:(

[TeriB19]

I quickly blew the caller off when I looked over to the other side of my bed and saw Scott lying there wearing nothing but a smile.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Then I asked Scotty, if he was ready for round two, or if he needed a couple of more "Minutes"..:D He smiled and said, Im ready Teri, come and....

[TeriB19]

..gimme some of that good Irish loving. So I rolled over to his side of the bed when I suddenly realized...

[krzycreedbabe]

my husband slash boyfriend was standing right there...watching! and he...

[TeriB19]

said, "Hey, Scott, what are ya doing, man? we have to go practice for our show tonight". And Scott said "oh, okay Mark, just let me get my pants back on".... Then Mark.......

[krzycreedbabe]

strapped on his customized awesomely cool guitar and started tearin up this AWESOME solo and then...

[GoodGodGirl23]

(Damnit Teri, yer is lucky, married to Mark, and a banging Scotty!!):P Whee!!!!

[TeriB19]

Just wait, Flip is due here shortly!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Dang.....Snap!!! I always wanted a "Train ride" Can I join in?! heheh!!:P :D :eek: :eek:

[TeriB19]

I'll send them all over when I'm finished with them. (they may need a few hours to build back up their strength) This IS quite a story thread, isn't it? Quite an imagination I have.

[krzycreedbabe]

weeeeeee!! YEEEEE HA!!!!!!!!

[TeriB19]

Then Scott, Mark and Flip all went over to Dogstar's house, where she was kind enough to make them lunch and.....

[Dogstar]

and dessert!

[Dogstar]

And I'm not talking cookies or cake...:D

[TeriB19]

My girl dogstar was really cooking that day..........;)

[Dogstar]

Sizzling big time, no question!

[krzycreedbabe]

OUCH! SIZZLE SIZZLE!! DAMN GIRL U BURNIN UP, YOUS SO HOT! :D

[hayley]

WOW WHAT A THREAD!!;)

[krzycreedbabe]

haha hayley ur funny :P

[TeriB19]

Back to the story, don't want to leave Dogstar hanging...
Scott, Flip and Mark had lunch at Dogstar's house, then they all went to the arena that they were playing in that night. Dogstar was invited to join the band onstage (probably because she's such a good cook)......

[hayley]

And was asked to bring 15 friends with her, so they could all sing in 3 songs each of their choice...she chose....

[TeriB19]

to bring souldancer, luvscott4ever, TeriB, GGG23, a2s, allison, the Ladies Valkyrie & Silk, mulletman, jango, scutley (who didn't talk to jango the whole time), Marcos (who's new sn I can't remember), Siana, Shanna, and, of course, Steve. She would've loved to have brought the rest of the crew but was only alloted 15. Dogstar, souldancer, luvscott & TeriB did an awesome rendition of MOP......(I know it was suppose to be a trio but I got carried away)..........

[hayley]

;) and A2S did a beautiful slow dance with scotty on WAWO:wow:

[TeriB19]

That sounds beautiful, Haley. This is turning into a really good story..... please continue. (Boy these guys are going to be tired after we all get through with them).;)

[hayley]

Ha ha;) They ALL sang on OLB, standing in a long line accross the stage, scotty in the middle, Tremo on the left, Flip on the right, and Brett, well, he can be SOMEWHERE in the line.:rolleyes: The vibe that they threw out to the crowd was awesome...then after the concert had finished, they all went partying at...

[hayley]

oh no hang on, that's way too short, somebody do something...we are still at the concert, make it abit longer, THEN we'll go partying...

[TeriB19]

Then, for a blessed change, the band did Ode and the crowd went nuts. And then they did Signs and Teri nearly cried because she loves that song so much.

[hayley]

no, Teri DID cry....and so did everyone else. after that, a horrible horrible thing happend.....tremo's string's on his guitar broke and went flying, and Flips drum sticks broke in half, and they didn't have anymore!!! scott's voice was fine thank god, so they had to choose out of those 15 people who would play the rest of the show........

[TeriB19]

And Brett's bass broke in half, so Mullet stepped in as bassist, Weathered took over for Mark and Flip just used Haley as a drumstick because she was small enough and loved to bang her head (on the skins)....

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by TeriB19
And Brett's bass broke in half, so Mullet stepped in as bassist, Weathered took over for Mark and Flip just used Haley as a drumstick because she was small enough and loved to bang her head (on the skins)....

OMG! I'm silently(BUSTING! WIZ LAUGHTER!) as not to wake my family!!:P :lol: :lol: :jam: Too funny!!!lol!!!! Now!!!!HA! HA!:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:

[hayley]

ha ha I LOVE TO BANG MY HEAD!!!!!!:banghead: LOL!

[TeriB19]

And the crowd went wild!!! They loved the new crew helping out Creed. After the show, they all went back into the dressing room and ...............

[GoodGodGirl23]

Put on pretty lil matching aprons and decided to have a baking contest... to see who could bake da best...:dancing: :dancing:

[hayley]

BROWNIES!!!! and yep, u guess it, Jango won!!! he got a prize, which was....

[krzycreedbabe]

HIS VERY OWN COOKING LESSON WITH MARTHA STEWART HERSELF!!! and after that, he was of course VERY excited, .....

[GoodGodGirl23]

Cuz he being such a GOOD BOY, had never been in jail before, and he got to meet Martha in jail for those lessons....and in jail all da jail gaurd women wanted jango to...:)

[Siana]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
And he did!!! And Siana put on her Sexiest short black mini skirt..heh!;) and see through top,:P ...and grabbed one of her red polka dot thongs for Mark to wear, cuz he asked her if she had one he could borrow!...:eek: :eek: then ran out da door...

lol cool:P

[Siana]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Cuz he being such a GOOD BOY, had never been in jail before, and he got to meet Martha in jail for those lessons....and in jail all da jail gaurd women wanted jango to...:)

...to sing some Britney's songs and dance naked with a feather in his mouth

[allison]

so he did while the band and everyone else watched backstage via live streaming internet and continued to party backstage and eat the rest of Jango's brownies.

[Siana]

and then Jango...

[allison]

was overtaken by the prison women and made to perform...

[Siana]

the chicken dance

[allison]

in addition to...

[Siana]

making funny faces

[Dogstar]

...and doing hilarious impressions of George W. Bush

[TeriB19]

which made the guards laugh so hard they let him out of jail, after which he immediatley went out and did the chicken dance by himself (because he liked doing it so much).....

[hayley]

:chic:

[GoodGodGirl23]

jango got so tired of:chic: chicken dancing, that he went home to watch football, and

[hayley]

found Martha Stewart's sister lying on the couch in her UNDERWEAR??? ahhhh!!! jango screamed, and ran all the way too.....

[GoodGodGirl23]

The nearest football field, and found himself right in the middle of it. Then the main goalie told jango to...:dancing:

[TeriB19]

take off that silly chicken suit and go long......

[hayley]

the sideline doing cartwheels!!! he didn't object, but found himself...

[TeriB19]

out of the chicken suit holding a pom pom over his most private parts...

[hayley]

but they were too big and kept flopping over the side of the pom pom!!!!:embarass: :lol:

[GoodGodGirl23]

:shoot: :bump:

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
but they were too big and kept flopping over the side of the pom pom!!!!:embarass: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!:lol:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Hot damm! I'd like ta witness dat! I think?;) :dunno: jango's you know whahs... heh,...hmmmmm:embarass:

[allison]

Poor jango, all this talk about him and his unit and neither are here to defend themselves.:help: :eye:

[hayley]

all in good fun...i'm sure he won't mind...BTW, he prolly has a small dick and is just laughing to himself that we are talking about that he has a BIG dick.;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Uh...Dang.......Snap!!! I'm outta dat one!:( :eek: :wow: :shoot: :bump:

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
i'm sure he won't mind...he prolly has a small dick and is just laughing to himself that we are talking about that he has a BIG dick.;) Yea, I'm sure he won't mind us laughing about that. Could we move this to the sex thread? I'd like to keep the story going without the use of Jango's member.

[krzycreedbabe]

haha well anywho..and the purple bumble bee and turkey jumped out the closed window :wtf:

[GoodGodGirl23]

HA! HA! krzy! dat cracked me up!:moon: :lol: :lol: :chic:

[GoodGodGirl23]

OMFG! I can't stop laughing!!!:D :lol: :lol: :smokin: :chic: :jam:

[krzycreedbabe]

haha yes and thank you...i tend to have my moments :D

[GoodGodGirl23]

And you know da hard part of laughing is, :P when you are at yer computer, and yer whole family is a sleeping, and yer juz wanna "BUSTS!!" out a laughing!!:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: "BUT" yer sumhow have ta sit in yer chair and laugh silently...:eek: dat is sooo freaken hard!!!:D :shoot: :bump: :thud: heh!

[krzycreedbabe]

OMG I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT UR TALKIN BOUT!! ill be readin soethin really funny n i wanna laugh so bad!! some times i do and my family thinks im on crack or liek a total syco path(i dunno if there wrong on that 1 ) but oh well theyll get over it im just me and what else can i do right? lol :dork: :nut: :lol:

[krzycreedbabe]

DUDE! thats so cool! how the smily i put in my above post in the middle does his eyes different liek that! man i wish i could do that that would be SO FRICKIN AWESOME DUDE!! :bounce:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Yer all know how addicted to da smilies I am right?:) And all da new ones!! OMFG!!:D :lol: :lol: :chic: :dork: Thanks Steve!!! This is da best posting bb ever!!;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

And krzy, I swear somewhere down da line yer and I are related!!! Both a couple of nuts!!!;) :lol: :lol: :silly: :jam: :moon: :headbang:

[hayley]

and me???;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
and me???;)

Oh yes and deff you too!!!!!;) :moon: :poopin: :fart: :thud: lol!!

[Siana]

and what about me??:confused: i wanna take part in the story too :P

[GoodGodGirl23]

Jump right in, Siana, but you have to do Scotty, think yer can handle dat?!:D :lol: :lol: :pimp: :sex:

[krzycreedbabe]

haha yea! we are def all related somewhere :D :nut:

[krzycreedbabe]

haha i dont think she would mind ALL THAT MUCH doing Scott, u use the words "have to" like its a chore! LOL we all know that has no truth whatsoever to it haha ;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Yeah, dat gorgeous hunk of man... um...:cool: :chic:

[hayley]

grrrrr;)

[TeriB19]

Haley I see you found a good Scott av. Glad you were able to find it. It's cute.:)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Yeah!! Yummy!!;) :D Eat em up!!:D

[hayley]

Originally posted by TeriB19
Haley I see you found a good Scott av. Glad you were able to find it. It's cute.:)

thanks! i changed it now, hope u like the new one!!!! he's so sexy:eek:
i found the one u have now on www.creedpit.com (http://www.creedpit.com) on the icons secions..people, hayley is making an announcement!
"THERE ARE MANY GOOD ICONS/AVATARS ON CREEDPIT.COM GO TO THE PIX PAGE...THEN ICONS..TRUST ME, IT'S ALL GOOD!!";)

[Siana]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Jump right in, Siana, but you have to do Scotty, think yer can handle dat?!:D :lol: :lol: :pimp: :sex:

SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

[GoodGodGirl23]

Well, you know, wiz Scotty having A "super sore throat" an all, maybe he wudn't have too much ta say about any of us girls "Jumping" his bones now then wud he... heheh... (I'm bad):embarass:

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
<b>thanks! i changed it now, hope u like the new one!!!! he's so sexy:eek: &nbsp;
i found the one u have now on www.creedpit.com (http://www.creedpit.com) on the icons secions..people, hayley is making an announcement!
"THERE ARE MANY GOOD ICONS/AVATARS ON CREEDPIT.COM GO TO THE PIX PAGE...THEN ICONS..TRUST ME, IT'S ALL GOOD!!";) </b> Thanks Haley, that must've been the one. I forgot because there are so many sites.

[GoodGodGirl23]

This thread died down quick...:confused:

[TeriB19]

Then let's get it started again.

New story!

Once upon a time I was driving along the interstate and saw a tour bus pulled over. There were people standing outside the bus and it was obviously having mechanical problems. So I pulled over to see if there was anything I could do to help........

[GoodGodGirl23]

When I got closer, I noticed that the driver was... Scott Stapp of CREED!!!!:rolleyes: He asked if I could help him...:bounce: :bounce:

[TeriB19]

So I asked him what the problem was and he said it was....

[GoodGodGirl23]

The bus was full of scary ghosts, and, and da passengers all got scared and ran off da bus, so I called da ghostbusters on my cell phone....;)

[hayley]

so they came floating over, and Stapp got FREAKED out, and ran to...

[faceless kiwi]

Hayley's arms. Hayley fainted and said....

[GoodGodGirl23]

If Hayley "FAINTED" how in da hell could she say anything?:rolleyes: heheheheh!:D :P :) :eyes: :lol: :lol: :dork: :thud:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by faceless kiwi
Hayley's arms. &nbsp;Hayley fainted and said....


;) :) :D :P :lol: :lol: :dunno: :jam: :dork: :thud: heh....

[Dogstar]

Hayley's arms. Hayley fainted and said...

EDIT: Hayley's arms. Before Hayley fainted she said....

[GoodGodGirl23]

OH Scotty you are the most Handsome man I have ever laid eyes on... I must have you!!!! But first we must get this freaken bus fixed!:P So Hayley then...

[Dogstar]

She then fainted, but was immediately resuscitated by Scott's amazing kiss and then said, Don't worry sweetie, we'll get the bus fixed...She then dashed off to her black mazda Miata for her tool box.

[GoodGodGirl23]

And pulled out some jumper cables:P a big box of Twinkies:D a six pack of grape Juicey Juice, and had a lil pic nic with Scotty, while the rest of the passengers took a nap,

[Dogstar]

After their little afternoon snack, she said to Scott: I got the tools to give you a spark and make your motor run. Let me see what's under that hood:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

:P HEHEHEH!!!!!:P

[hayley]

WHAT A COOL STORY!!!! facelesskiwi, i love you.;)
anyways,
she had ALL the tools to light scotty's motor up, ;) she had them all ready to pounce and bounce...:bounce: but just then, Scott shouted,

[Dogstar]

YOU GOT MY MOTOR RUNNIN"!!!!!! Let's go for a ride, honey!

[hayley]

LMAO!!!!!
so she jumped eagerly inside, then Scott started singing one of her most favourite creed songs, waty....she started to cry:crying: :crying: Scott said it's alright, and turned to her so she could look into his big beautiful eyes, and his attention was NOONE on the road, and he swearved a big fat ugly...

[Dogstar]

...guy from Limp Bizkit...FRED FREAKIN DURST!!! And Scott yelled, WTF is HE doing here????

[hayley]

so Scott stopped his car, pushed Hayley out of the way, and said to him..."what the HELL are you doing? you piece of shit! jumping infront of me like that?" he goes to throw a punch...and hits Fred right in the nose......;) while Hayley is on the curb, jumping up and down and shouting...MY HERO...MY HERO!!! and before anyboy knew it, everyone was gangin up on Dust!!!!!! but soon this big fulla came strolling down the street, tring to break it up, while shouting...


*sorry, i got abit carried away there, it's a cool story....*:rolleyes:

[Dogstar]

No prob:D ....so the guy trying to break it up is yelling, Fred, you suck, and you deserve it for saying all that crap about Scott here, but I hate seeing people fight. So he picks up Durst and says, now get the F out of here before I arrest you because I'm a friggin cop...

[GoodGodGirl23]

And da friggin cop proceeded to rip off it's uniform! and hat!! And The cop was a female stripper, dressed in just a red polka dot thong, high heels, and pasties on her boobies, and she started dancing around Scotty, he jumped on her lap, and then he said....;)

[faceless kiwi]

'You suck. I like hayley much better.
She really gets my motor running.'
Then stapp...............

[GoodGodGirl23]

Jumped off da strippers lap, and "Accidently!"..heh!:rolleyes: pulled off one of her pasties... and went running off to find Hayley...and said to her that he was gonna..:P

[hayley]

get my motor runnin!!!;) ;) and Hayley said...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Notice how this story just keeps on dieing down, and down, and down?:confused:Come on people, let's give it a kick in da rear!!!!!:lol: :lol: :chic: :dork:

[hayley]

AND THEY HAD ALOT OF SEX!!! der..that better?;)

[Dogstar]

And then Scott had a very important question for Hayley...

[hayley]

and the question was...

[Dogstar]

Can we restart that engine?

[GoodGodGirl23]

And his engine restarted... overheated.. and blew up, and all these huge flames came went fyling over and landed on a pile of

[TeriB19]

Limp Bizkit cd's, melting them all down so that no one would ever have the misfortune of listening to them ever again...

[Dogstar]

LMAO!!! And then, amid the melting plastic and stench of his burning music, Fred Durst appeared...

[TeriB19]

His clothes burning, his skin on fire, stinking, but still he was singing "Break Something". Then he fell and did break something, his ass. After that, Haley and Scott jumped back into Haley's car and...

[Dogstar]

And put the top down, popped in Weathered and began to...

[TeriB19]

Drive like maniacs for the coast. See, they were in New Zealand and Haley desperately wanted to take Scott to see the coastline and watch the sun set with him, but suddenly from behind them came a very loud...............

[Dogstar]

Roar of an 18-wheeler, and at the wheel, none other than...

[GoodGodGirl23]

:fart: Fart! GGG, had snuck in the back seat of their car with Anthony Kiedis!!!, and she was gasy, cuz they had Mexican food for lunch.. :rolleyes:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Awww, man, I liked mine better Dogstar, oh well, we'll use yers!:confused:

[Dogstar]

The rigors of simultaneous posting...not to worry, we can use yers:)

So the foursome sped toward the coast, switching the CD player from Creed to RHCP....

[GoodGodGirl23]

See, the world don't revolve around me LV, I'm not selfish... they can use Dogstars story line...;)

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
:fart: Fart! GGG, had snuck in the back seat of their car with Anthony Kiedis!!!, and she was gasy, cuz they had Mexican food for lunch.. :rolleyes: Which is why it is a good thing they were driving a convertable.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by Dogstar
The rigors of simultaneous posting...not to worry, we can use yers:) &nbsp;

So the foursome sped toward the coast, switching the CD player from Creed to RHCP....

This is getting funny our posts are starting to:sex: :lol: :lol:

[Dogstar]

Gaseous and engine explosions behind them, the foursome head for the beach. As they come upon the beautiful NZ coastline, they see before them...

[hayley]

a big fat whale that jumped out of the water!!! and riding it was.....Flip and Tremo!!!!!!!:dancing: Hayley and Scott shouted to them...

[Dogstar]

Yo, guys, ditch the whale and come on over and party with us....It's a beach paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyyyyyyy!

[hayley]

YAYE!!!! so the whale swam off to the horizon....and every one else partaaaaaaaaayed!!:P The party had only really just began, when they all screamed in terror when they saw Pearl Jam's lead singer...(can't member his name:rolleyes: ) come floating down in a parachute!!!! The party was on hold while scott had afew words with Mr. Jam....

[Dogstar]

But Scott was feeling the love from the party and decided to go with the flow. He shook hands with Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder (one of my faves:D ) and thanked him for creating his music because without PJ and the other bands from the so-called grunge era, Creed wouldn't have been Creed...

[hayley]

:wow: what? i wanted a fight!!!:crying: lol...ohwell..so they ALL including Eddie, went back to dancin on the beach...to creed AND pearl jam...;)

[Dogstar]

Yes, they fished for dinner, had a big bonfire and felt the love...Music blaring, people dancing, Flea took off his shirt and pants (again), much to the delight of GGG...Eddie and Scott teamed up on a version of Jeremy and one of WTLF....


EDIT: I meant Anthony...DOH!

[GoodGodGirl23]

I have one question for you guys? Where did you lose my honey Anthony K at? Remember he was in the back seat of that convertable car with me? Where is he???:confused: I let one lil fart in the car, and he disapeared?:rolleyes: ok, where'd you guys hide him at... cough him up!!!:P

[Dogstar]

DOH! I meant Anthony. Silly girl, am I!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Soooo, My man Anthony took of his shirt and pants?:P hmmmm, wheeee!:dancing: :dancing:

[Dogstar]

And we all know what happened after that:D GGG proceeded to...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Tell her man .."Now Anthony, what have I told you about stripping down to the bare minimum? Now put yer clothes back on sweetie!":P :)

[GoodGodGirl23]

HA! HA! Gotcha!:P :dancing: :dancing:

[Dogstar]

No WAY!!! J/K..So then, GGG says to Anthony, Honey, if you want to take your clothes off, you and I will have to...

[GoodGodGirl23]

:P Some where find a laundraumat cuz yer got a big chocolate stain on yer fave halloween costume that LV bought for you!!!:eek:

[GoodGodGirl23]

In trouble again:confused: run run run...:embarass:

[Dogstar]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Samehere! I'maboutreadytopissmypants!!!Busting!!!:D :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :razz:

[Dogstar]

I'm going to be running right behind you. I'm always getttin' in trouble.

[Siana]

that's why i'm gonna save you! :angel:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Soooo, Lovely Siana;) waved her magic wand she brought from Bulgaria:confused: and scooped Dogstar, and GGG up into a puffy cloud of smoke, and they floated over to Scotty and Hayleys, where they all...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Gawd, whah an imagination at 7:19 in da morning, can yer tell I didn't sleep well last night?:P :dancing: :dancing:

[Siana]

lived in harmony...........

[GoodGodGirl23]

Until a mean monster called Man.U sprung upon them, and made all of them sing Pearl jams old songs...which made Scotty:throwup: then a parachute fell from the sky, it was...

[Siana]

Siana again who was going to help them until........

[GoodGodGirl23]

She laned on both her arms and broke em:rolleyes: sooo, she couldn't wave her magic wand...uh....soooo,they had to try to save themselves, and Hayley remembered GGG gave her a Nokia 3285 cell phone for her last b-day(Sweet!:) )and she called...

[Siana]

Mullet,but he was out...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Rounding up horseys for the band Creed to ride on, cuz they couldn't preform in concerts now:rolleyes: sooo, he invited Creed to his State, Texas, for relaxation at his home... and when the band got to Mullets home Mullet immediately

[Siana]

called Siana because.....

[GoodGodGirl23]

He heard she broke both her arms:P Sooo,he invited her to his huge ranch for relaxation too, and to bring GGG, And Hayley, cuz Scotty forgot her in the restroom in Arizona somewhere?:confused: Mullet dug out his lil "Black" book and called all the rest of the girls on the creedfeed bb and invited all of them to his ranch for a big..

[Siana]

breakfast.......

[TeriB19]

Started recording everything that went on in the house so he could trade them for other bootlegs. When the band saw the recorder they immediatley.....

[Siana]

fainted........;)

[allison]

but were then revivied with smelling salts, so they got up and said...

[Siana]

"What's going on here"

[Dogstar]

Mullet explained to Scott and the boys all about the bootleg video, Partying with Creed, and his plans for mass distribution on the black market. Visions of many bootlegs were dancing in his head when Scott said...

[TeriB19]

Dude, I want a piece of that action. Mark and I will manage the business and you can take a cut. You do all the legwork and we'll call the company MulletLegs.

[hayley]

LMAO!!! Mulletlegs!! HA!!!;) it's so hard to keep up with this story!!!:rolleyes:

[TeriB19]

Stay with us Haley, I smell a Pulitzer!!!!

[hayley]

a what???:confused:

[Dogstar]

A prestigious prize awarded in lots of literary categories, fiction being one of them.

[Dogstar]

Ok, now back to our regularly scheduled story....

So Mulletman started mulling Scott's proposal and said...

[Siana]

"I'm not sure I wanna do this"

[TeriB19]

But the thought of all that Mulah made Mulletman mull the idea over a million times more. Mullet made the momentous decision to market the Mulletlegs Corporation and become a Multimedia megamillionaire.

(Memo to Pulitzer Committee: note the use of alliteration, pretty cool, huh? That ought to count for something.:P )

[krzycreedbabe]

AND THEN!! ALL THE PURPLE CHICKENS WERE RUNNING AROUND IN THEIR PINK UNDIES FLAPPIN THEIR MOOSE FEATHERS!!! :bounce:

[hayley]

LMAO!!! they were squarkin and shittin all over the show, so SOMEBODY had to shoo them away..it was....

[TeriB19]

Brett, who took his bass and beat them all to death. Feathers flying everywhere.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Then Anthony Kiedis came outta nowhere with his honey GGG!:P And they had made bbj sandwiches for everyone, and grape koolaid too!:rolleyes: After Lunch, everybody went for a long

[TeriB19]

Hot shower.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Everyone was standing around in the shower in their underwear, all embarresed, all but TeriB19, she was stark naked:D after the shower, they all got dressed and went:confused:

[TeriB19]

crazy. They just went crazy because their underwear was all wet from the shower. All except for Teri's because she took hers off before they got soaked.:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

I can't stop laughing!!! :D :) My eyes are all wet!!!!:D

[TeriB19]

Apparently you can't use your underwear to dry your eyes. Shoulda thought ahead, sorry.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by TeriB19
Apparently you can't use your underwear to dry your eyes. Shoulda thought ahead, sorry.

HEH!:P

[TeriB19]

So anyway, every jumped in the car and drove to WalMart for some dry undies in GGG's bird.

[hayley]

they got there, and just couldn't resist buying some things...other than undies...

[Dogstar]

Twinkies and Doritos were high on their list, along with...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Some more extra large boxes of condoms that were on sale, buy one get one free!!!:P :dancing: :dancing: Sooo, the boys passed the condoms around, cuz they were very careful with their honeys!!:P then they all...:)

[Dogstar]

decided a sing-along was necessary. They broke out the guitars and bongos and started playing an African-acoustic version of...

[GoodGodGirl23]

One Last Breath, and then Hayley started sneezing and blew big boogers all over , she said, I'm soo sry:rolleyes: she wiped her nose, gave Scotty a big kiss:eek: and they proceeded to

[Dogstar]

go back to the store for some cold medicine just in case Hayley gave Scott the sniffles...

[TeriB19]

Meanwhile, back in the parking lot, back from the melted cd pile was the undead corpse of Fred Durst, and he was breaking into GGG's bird. When they all got out of the store and saw him behind the wheel, they started....

[krzycreedbabe]

SCREAMING AND THROWING HUGE PILES OF ELEPHANT POOP AT HIM SAYING IN BETWEEN BREATHES OF SCREAMING..."COME BACK HERE YA OLD HAG GO FIND SOME REAL MEN!" and then..

[Dogstar]

Durst broke into song...Standing atop the Bird's hood, he did an acapella version of What If, tears streaming down his face as he sang, What if your words could be judged like a crime...

[TeriB19]

Fortunately, his voice WAS judged like a crime. A cop car had been driving around the parking lot, took one listen to Durst's excuse for a voice and threw his ass in the slammer. The gang hopped back into the Bird and proceeded to.....

[Dogstar]

Celebrate another triumph over Durst by stopping at a country inn and dining on biscuits and tea, enthusiastically making the biscuits as limp as possible by drowning them in gravy and proclaiming that Durst's biscuit was the most limp of all...

[TeriB19]

Then they proclaimed the Fred Durst was the limpest biscuit, therefore, he was the weakest link. And altogether they said:

Goodbye!

[Dogstar]

After leaving the country inn, they decided to ...

[TeriB19]

Hop a flight out to Northern California to see what Souldancer had been up to.

[Dogstar]

As they approached Souldancer's door, they could hear her singing OLB and saw that she was glued to her computer screen, getting her Scott fix by watching the video to the song..Scott knocked on her door and when SD opened it and saw her man standing there, she....

[TeriB19]

Flung her arms around his neck and covered his face with kisses. She said "Scott, you beautiful man, you. I knew this day would come, what took you so long, did you stop for biscuits or something?". Scott looked deeply into her eyes and replied..

[Dogstar]

I'm certain we can make beautiful music together...

[hayley]

BUT then hayley came round the corner, and said....ARE YOU TAKING MY MAN??? and sd screamed, no i'm not! and dear ol scotty boy said, "hey ladies, chill out for a second, here, please, i am not a one ladey man:rolleyes: " so sd and hayley and scott and all the others, went inside, and played a beautiful track off...

[Dogstar]

My Own Prison...It was One...After the song was over...

[TeriB19]

LuvScott4Ever burst in and said, "Hey, it's my turn ladies!!!" I've traveled all this way, you don't think I'm leaving without having MY turn do you??" Haley and SD could not argue, considering the distance LuvScott had flown and driven. She is such a devoted fan, Scott swept her up into his arms, headed straight for Souldancer's bedroom and then.......

[Dogstar]

Scott turned around, winked at Hayley and Souldancer, and then smiled broadly. He had two words for all three of them...LOVE-IN!...

[luvscott4ever]

But, being the Greedy one, Luvscott, who couldn't bear the thought of sharing Scott, but in other things in her life, she is a giver....she runs him out the back door, into his limo and wisks him away!!!

[TeriB19]

Haley and souldancer rush to catch up to them but it's too late, they are on their way to the airport and back to MN where luvscott plans a big weekend of.....

[Dogstar]

Football & Frolicking...Scott's a big Florida State Seminoles fan (I think), and Luvscott, well, she just LOOOOOOOVES her Vikes...

[krzycreedbabe]

my high school mascott is the Vikings!

[luvscott4ever]

Originally posted by krzycreedbabe
my high school mascott is the Vikings!

That's sooo cool!! My Vikings kinda suck this year...but I still LOVE them!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Whah happened to da big fatty love in?:confused: :sex:

[TeriB19]

Apparently it's been moved to Minnesota in honor of the Vikings playing. It is Sunday, afterall. A girl needs to have her priorities in order, and what better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than in bed with Scott next to you and your favorite team on the tube?

[Dogstar]

So, the Vikings lost to the hideous New York Jets, much to the horror of Luvscott...To console her, Scott...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Told her to get down on her hands and knees, and he got down behind her and proceeded to:P

[Dogstar]

Whisper sweet somethings in her ear. Then he started to sing Beautiful--finally, a live version...Luvscott was in her glory and quickly (well, maybe not so quickly) started to forget how the Vikings could have possibly lost to the Jets. After the song, Luvscott...

[luvscott4ever]

MELTED INTO SCOTT!!! :sex: And said: "Vikings????" Who???

[Xterminator27]

Just then Jango wakes up with a crack pipe in his hand and tons of marjawana cigarett butts all over the floor, and thinks to his self, "Whew What some drugs can do to you. THANK GOD it was all a dream and it was the dope maken me think all those DISGUSTING IDEAS........ Or was it??" :lol:

[luvscott4ever]

(lol) NO!!! It was no dream...

[TeriB19]

Leave it to X to ruin a sweet love story.:cool:

[Xterminator27]

yes well every story has to end SOME time... heh :headbang:

[TeriB19]

And you're just the guy to kill it. Thanks X.:D

[Xterminator27]

Your verry welcome!:D

[hayley]

nooo all the mushy stuff has gone!!! where's Mushyman when ya need him, a??:rolleyes:

[Dogstar]

OK, we're back on track here,..As luvscott said, this was no dream...Luvscott was melting into Scott when all of a sudden...

[hayley]

Scott Stapp started shrivelling up like a pea...he said that all he needed to stay alive was...

[TeriB19]

To have chocolate pudding slathered all over his body, then to have the greatest women on the creedfeed bb lick it all off. That would give him the energy he needed to go on......

[hayley]

so all the LADIES;) that were there, went to the shopping market to get some delisious dark chocolate, while stapp was....