The "2 words" thread

[GoodGodGirl23]

Not math!!! HA! HA!!!!!:confused: :rolleyes: :eyes: :chic: :dork: :nut: :headbang: :thud:

[Xterminator27]

whuts Uuq9HFO2Se?

[krzycreedbabe]

hahahhaha u know thats totally worng right lol

[Xterminator27]

Mayby

[PaulMcCoygirl]

Please no more Chemistry!! :crying:

[GoodGodGirl23]

"This is um math for the GROWN UPS!!!" ...2 boys plus 1 girl equals... a three some!!:) :lol: :lol: :sex: :roll: :roll: :peace:

[krzycreedbabe]

LOL no but i liek 2 girls + 1 guy better...:D:bounce: :eek:

[Xterminator27]

1 Chicken + 1 Scott Stapp = :chic:

[krzycreedbabe]

lol wow niice X ;) :D

[GoodGodGirl23]

:dancing: :dancing: :dancing:

[Siana]

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Dogstar]

Happy feet

[Mulletman]

crazy legs

[Dogstar]

Knobby knees

[GoodGodGirl23]

bonny elbows:embarass:

[Dogstar]

Twisted fingers

[GoodGodGirl23]

Butterfingers!!:)

[Dogstar]

Clark bars

[GoodGodGirl23]

Clark Kent:P

[Dogstar]

Kent State

[krzycreedbabe]

one nine

[GoodGodGirl23]

sixy nine:sex: :eek:

[Siana]

doggy style :sex:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Missionary style!!:sex: :angel:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by Siana
doggy style :sex:

:P

[Mulletman]

karma sutra.....? (sp)

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Missionary style!!:sex: :angel: Missionary Man

[hayley]

creed rulz

[TeriB19]

You know

[TeriB19]

you're right!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Medicine Man:)

[hayley]

Medical Man

[Mulletman]

Mushy Man! :jam:

[hayley]

ha ha

[Dogstar]

hee hee

[hayley]

muuuuuuuuuuushy maaaaaaaaan!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Potatoe Head:embarass:

[hayley]

cabbage head

[Dogstar]

head games

[hayley]

mind twisting:eek:

[Dogstar]

Twisted Sister

[hayley]

Twisted Brother

[TeriB19]

Broken father

[GoodGodGirl23]

psycho path:eek: :eek:

[TeriB19]

Norman Bates

[GoodGodGirl23]

Mothermademe doit!:rolleyes:

[TeriB19]

Anthony Perkins

[hayley]

Greg Murphy

[GoodGodGirl23]

Helen Keller:confused: :rolleyes:

[hayley]

brown eye:moon:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Skid marks!!:) :moon:

[hayley]

boob flash:flasher:

[GoodGodGirl23]

:lol: :lol: :smokin: Smokin.......

[hayley]

Drinkin:drunk:

[TeriB19]

2 words

[GoodGodGirl23]

Can't count!!!:) :moon: :dork: :thud: :drunk: :headbang:

[hayley]

i forgot!:rolleyes: :embarass:

[GoodGodGirl23]

:bounce: :bounce: feeling fiesty!!!!

[hayley]

feeling horny:eek:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Scotty Stapp, n Johnny Depp... Come here... us girls(GGG, n AD2S) are a waiting!!!!!:) :sex: :smokin: :lol: :lol: :peace:

[Xterminator27]

I think uve had a liiiiitle to much :drunk: to drink:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

Whah?:rolleyes: of Ice water??:rolleyes:

[Xterminator27]

Uhhh iced vodka mayby, depends how warm it was...

[hayley]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Scotty Stapp, n Johnny Depp... Come here... us girls(GGG, n AD2S) are a waiting!!!!!:) :sex: :smokin: :lol: :lol: :peace:

YAYE YAYE YAYE!!!;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by Xterminator27
Uhhh iced vodka mayby, depends how warm it was...

:P nuh uh... just water.....:P

[hayley]

Good Girl......stay with the water...no achahole!!! yaye!;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
Good Girl......stay with the water...no achahole!!! yaye!;)

I don't hardly drink ever..:( lucky if I drink a drink once every 2 months...:( :embarass: :rolleyes: I just joke about it...:rolleyes:

[hayley]

yeah, we know...but don't get drinking involved in your life, stay free...like me!:P

[GoodGodGirl23]

Water, water, water...YAYE!!!!:) :rolleyes:

[hayley]

Water=:P
Achahole=:(
stick with the water and you will be sweet!:angel: yaye for water!!!!!!

[Xterminator27]

Water is SPecial!

[hayley]

YAAA!! everyone's getting it!! water! hooray!!!:angel:

[Xterminator27]

Well its too bad that we are destroying and poluting our only freash water that we need to live. Its also to bad that we are destroying our atmospher with pollution and golbal warming is startng to come in play.. its also to bad that we have to spend billions of dollors on nukes andweponds when millions are starving and in need of care. Its also too bad that only 5% of our sky is being watched by astroieds and the program is way underfunded and any second and astroydd can smash down and kill us all with out anyone knowing or able to do anything... hmm.. our world sucks BUT WE MUST LOOK AT THE GOO THINGS like Instant breakfast and CREED!!:bounce: :dancing: :bounce: :dancing:

[hayley]

LMAO you are one funny guy!:roll:

[Dogstar]

Comedy central:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

Lucy Show:D

[hayley]

Couch Potatoe!:P

[Dogstar]

Potato pancakes

[hayley]

Potatoe COokies?:(

[GoodGodGirl23]

Potatoe Bread!!:D :D

[hayley]

LOL you and ur bread...haha.;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

HA! HA! I didn't realize I said Bread agin!!!!:D :)

[hayley]

haha it's all good......bread is yummy:D

[GoodGodGirl23]

English muffin:rolleyes:

[hayley]

buttered toast

[GoodGodGirl23]

HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[hayley]

tomatoe sause!:angel:

[Dogstar]

Chips 'nSalsa

[hayley]

sausage and egg

[TeriB19]

peas and carrots

[Dogstar]

cornon thecob

[TeriB19]

Ty Cobb

[Dogstar]

Lou Gherig

[TeriB19]

Willie Mays

[Dogstar]

Mickey Mantle

[TeriB19]

Dizzy Dean

[Dogstar]

Bob Feller

[TeriB19]

Bob Euchre (front row)

[Dogstar]

LOL!

[TeriB19]

JUSTa bitoutside

[Dogstar]

WhenHeSneezes HisNoseLooksLikeAPartyFavor

[TeriB19]

ROF LMAO!

[Dogstar]

:D HeThrewAtHisOwnKid InAFatherSonGame

[TeriB19]

STOP IT!!:P :lol: :roll: :lol:
SidesHurt!

[Siana]

that's the

[Siana]

main idea

[Siana]

i guess:P

[krzycreedbabe]

woo hoo!

[Xterminator27]

UhhIdintFindIt THATfunny.. oh well WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!:headbang: :banghead: :clap: :party2:

[hayley]

HeadBang BangHead Clap Party;)

[Xterminator27]

Hey A2S What time is it at your house RIGHT NOW?

[hayley]

right now the time is.....4.10 in the afternoon, Tuesday.:P what bout you, X??

[Xterminator27]

10:09 At night!!!

[hayley]

WOW really!!! scaaary:P

[Xterminator27]

What day is it at ur house?

[Mulletman]

que paso?

[hayley]

Tuesday the 26th of November...you???:D

[Xterminator27]

ITS MONDAY THE 25th!! Your 18 Hours AHEAD OF ME!!

[hayley]

oh my god!!!! COOL!!!! lol man that is soooo strange!

[Xterminator27]

Its like pitch black outside right now where I am, thats odd.

[hayley]

yes, very...and the sun is shining very brightly and it is very very hot where i am!

[Xterminator27]

Its cold and dark where i am. What time dose the sun set at NZ? Its gone by 5:00 pm where i am

[hayley]

HOLY COW!!!! wow that is friggen early..but now cauze i'ts summer her in nz, the sun doesn't set properly until about 8, 8.30.:)

[Xterminator27]

Its Summer??! Its winter and snowing occasionly where i live

[hayley]

yeah, GGG was shocked when i told her, too...but it's nice and hot.
Hey, can you send me some snow through email? ;) I have naever touched snow in my life!

[Xterminator27]

..... A R E, Y O U SERIOUS?@!

NEver in your LIFE uve touched SNOW? Have u seen it?? OMG I GET SNOW WAIST DEEP WHERE I LIVE. I go snowbording off jumps and into huge meter thik piles of snow!! (not on pourpose lol) It SNOWS LIKE MAD IN THE WINTER WHERE I AM. THere are Bliizards where My lips freeze and I get drenched in snow!! I cant BELIVE youve NEVER even TOUCHED IT!!! As lucky as that may sound u do miss out on alot of sun things like snowball fights and skiing/snowbording. wow

[hayley]

OMG waist deep you are sooo lucky!!
but i am serious i have never even touched a tiny bit of it.
Yes, it does snow in NZ, but not THAT much, and not where i live.:( Man can i come stay at ur house??:P I WANNA SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!

[Xterminator27]

heh you could always freeze crumpled ice and pack em into snowballs... that would hurt though. But thats crazy 1/3 of my entire year theres snow on the ground.

[hayley]

oh my god i can't beleive that, that is totally craaaaaaaaazy.
haha yeah crumpled up ice..youch no thanks....lol...i'm movin in, k?? i wanna make a snowman...you are so lucky!!
man it is so hot right now!!!!!!
and i've gotta headache...from the heat..:mad:

[Xterminator27]

Absolut opposite where i am, its FREEZING outside now, like -12 degreese outside, It usually goes all the way down to -32 sometimes. I wish I had year-round summers.. Its fall now though and really bad outside cuz it snows and melts so its always wet. But the temp dosnt go any higher than 10 here

[hayley]

wow.....i can't believe that!!!!
man yeah i wish we had all round summers too cauze when it's winter here it doesn't snow in my area, it's just rainy and windy....geez i hate it.
K X...i'm checking my email, stay right where u are i'll be back in 2 mins, k?:P

[Xterminator27]

Looken fer snow? Hey thad be cool if you could E-Mail Things to people

[hayley]

yeah, that would be real cool!! man you could send all kinds of things!!! snow...cool!!!:P

[Xterminator27]

and you could e-mail yourself to places that would take hours to go to but in seconds with urself.

[hayley]

WOW yeah!!!! i could travel all over the world!! but Canada would be my first stop, for the snow, of course!!!hehe

[Xterminator27]

Snow is good, but u gotta sacrifice some stuff for it. It was great wheni was like 7 cuz then id crazy carpet down snow hills and ride GTS down hills of snow. Also id build snow forts and snow men.

[hayley]

GTS and Crazy Carpet??

[Xterminator27]

GTs, donno what it stands for but there like sleds with seats on em and steering weels. and crazy carpoest are plastic carpits that u slide on.. ahh teh good old days, now thast been replaced with homework and more homework

[hayley]

yeah, man i'm sorry that's gone, X that must suck not havin time to do all dose awesome things, sorry dude.
But oh yeah GTS i've seen them on tv...and did you used to make snow angels??:angel: man taht's awesome! i love talkin to people from the otehr side of the world!!!!:dancing:

[Xterminator27]

Ya, actually when i was in like grade 3 we would write gient words in the snow, and draw gient pictures in our school feilds..
I miss Recess, but hey what can u do?

[hayley]

well there's alot to do in NZ, but i'll have to tell you later, cauze i'm going to have some dinner now, hopefully i will be able to get on it after dinner...talk to ya later!!

[Xterminator27]

Dont be suprised if im not on cuz it may be tuesday at 5:30 at ur house but ist 11:30 monday at my house! getten late and i may go to bed!

[hayley]

well ok but i'm still on for ages yet, so if you wanna be on, we can talk!
but yeah anyway, NZ is a very fun place...we have got beautiful beaches, with awesome surf, and white water rafting, we have got some snow in some places, we've got beautiful ranges and mountians, and hmmmm what else is there...lol i can't think...but NEw Zealand is a very fun, and free country.:)

[GoodGodGirl23]

Two words.......

HATE HIM.........:rolleyes:

[Xterminator27]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
well ok but i'm still on for ages yet, so if you wanna be on, we can talk!
but yeah anyway, NZ is a very fun place...we have got beautiful beaches, with awesome surf, and white water rafting, we have got some snow in some places, we've got beautiful ranges and mountians, and hmmmm what else is there...lol i can't think...but NEw Zealand is a very fun, and free country.:)


Have you ever gone surfing? It looks like alot of fun, i wish i could do it but i dont have big enough waves where i live

[hayley]

well i have tried, it's very hard, i started off with the little ones, then with the big ones it was like WOOOOAA so i stopped..it's real fun!
But some people are born for surfin..and some people are born to make sno men..LOL:P

[Xterminator27]

that be cool to go surfing, well i guess its kinda like snowbordin except the water is snow, and where i particulary live we have some pritty crappy beaches, nothen really amazing, just a small lake. And i wouldnt want to go surfen in the ocean. One time i was on a trip to the othr side of canada and i saw the ocean and there were jelly fish EVERYWHERE since i was like 6 so i was like poken em with sticks and looken at em. I wanted to eat one cuz it looked liek jellow but my mom said no.

[hayley]

yeah, well i'm glad she did!:rolleyes:
but ewwww Jellyfish are yuck..i have never come across one thank god, but dey just look disgusting.
but yeah surfing is fun..but i would prefer to stick to the boogie board..lol;)
You would like the beaches we have here, X.

[Xterminator27]

its to bad that NZ is like on the other side of the planet, thats odd how we can be so far away and yet still talk.
Hey i wonderen do peopel in NZ have australian accents? Or do they got their own accents? OR just none, well nooen dosnt hve an accent, even though u may not know it.

[hayley]

no, NZer's don't speak like the peole acros the ditch do..we have our own accenct...hey and i used to have a Canadian teacher, he was cool, and i liked his voice..u canadians have a cool ring to your voice!

[Xterminator27]

lo, i dont have like a canadian acent with all that Ah things, but when i went to a camp there was a bunch of american kids and they all talked funny, lol they were from buffalo, and the ycould tell i was canadian because of my acent that i cant really hear. Know whats wierd? How come (most) canadians and americans have the same accent which is th modern english languiage thing and i can like imitate chinese, british and australian accents, but british, chines or austrailains cant imitate north american acents.
Thatd be neat if everyone speaked the same language, that way EVERYONE could listen to CREED!

[hayley]

yeah well some contries like Germany, get creed interprited..cool huh?
yah but that is strange! you can just turn on an accenct just like that? wow yu must be talented..LOL:)
but man lol yo uthink usa'ers accenct is weird? lol you just have to hear us nzers...LOL;)
hey i'm gonna check my mail gene be back on in a cupla mins.

[Xterminator27]

Thad be cool to live in NZ, the only real downside is that your so icealated from all the huge neat attractions. Like for me if i wanna go to New York its just a 8 hour drive. If yu wanted to go to New York ud avta take a 8 hour plane. And i can drive to whereevr i go cuz its much cheaper where NZ is an island so u need to take a plane everywhere. Still NZ is a really cool place to live.

[hayley]

No, we don't need to take a plane everywhere! We can drive mostly all around NZ, cauz we are sooooo tiny.
but the only time we would HAVE to hop on a plane, or a fairy, is to hop to the SOuth Island part of NZ...cauze we have like, two parts to nz.
one is the north island, (the one i live in)
and the other one is the south island.
to get to the otehr one, you would either need to take a boat, or go by plane.
but yeah it would be cool to live in canada, too! all that snow! wow!:P

[Xterminator27]

All the countries are good to live in and they all have there goods and bads... well i kinda wouldnt like to live in afganistan or ny of thsoe countrys, they like kill u for stealing a pice of bread. all them unfree countries suck. Count your blessings cuz ur really lucky to live in a FREE COUNTRY!! YAY

[hayley]

yes, that is sooo true, X.
but yeah i was talking to faceless the other day bout our country, and i brought up that not many nzers take time everyday to really appreciate that we live in such a clean, free and happy country...we should though.

[GoodGodGirl23]

I always even leiked da name New Zealand.. something bouts it sounds sooo pretty, but I love America:D But I would love to visit NZ!!!:bounce: :bounce: And Scottland is high on my list too.. but prolly only in my dreams...:eek:

[Xterminator27]

I like Canada alot, Its clean safe (Well safer than america) and Big! Im really close to all the neat stuff like CN tower and Niagra Falls so i get to go there often. Its really nice, just i dont like toronto that much cuz its got so much pollution. The air smells like exhast and the sky has a yellow fad to it, but its good i dont live there, Canadas a great place. I wouldnt really like to LIVE in the states cuz of all the murders, assasinations, sniper guys, and the fact that you can buy guns. And the fact that they are at war with every one. But its nice to visit. lo

[Dogstar]

Wow, it's all relative, I guess. I visited Toronto for the first time a few years ago, and I found it so clean compared to other big cities in America. I think it's a cool city. I had a lot of fun there. I went to a Leafs game (opening night of the last season for Maple Leaf Gardens), the Hockey Hall of Fame, the CN tower, a planetarium, a museum. It was awesome. The food was great, too. A lot of variety. To me, it was like a mini-New York City only nicer.

[Xterminator27]

Ive never been to any big citys in america so i dont really know how bad they are.

[Dogstar]

They are fun, but most of them are heavily polluted. It can be nasty some days.

[Xterminator27]

Thats to bad, u no that pollution is not good for our planet.

[GoodGodGirl23]

I leik Vancouver Washington:D

[hayley]

yeah pollution is awful..none of that here in NEw Zealand.

[Dogstar]

You are lucky, A2S. In the summer on really hot and humid days, there are "ozone" alerts, when the pollution is so bad it makes it unhealthy to be outside.

[hayley]

man, that's disgusting..but yeah...america still looks like a cool place to live.
and where i am, probably the clostest thing that we would get to air polution is pollen in the air!!! cauze at my house i am usually outside when the sun is setting, and it when it get's to just above the hills, it's like real misty from far away.
but yeah nz is very clean...:D

[Dogstar]

It's mostly the big cities that have the pollution problems. Out in the country it can be downright gorgeous. My country is so huge. It will take me a lifetime to see it all. I'd like to get to every state once, that would be cool.

[hayley]

yeah, USA is massive!!!!!!
NZ can fit approximitly 29 times into Australia, and compared to usa ozy is tiny, so geez we could fit THOUSANDS of times into your country!!! scaaaaaaaary....cauze NZ was once millions and millions of years ago attached to Ozy, but then we broke off!

[Dogstar]

Yeah, it's amazing how some countries are no bigger than one state in the U.S.

[hayley]

i know it is amazing! i have never really realised how small nz is.

[Xterminator27]

Lol u think the states R big, u sho uld see canada. One provence is like teh size of 3 states

[hayley]

lol yeah i've never taken a close look at canada before maybe i should!! i've got this world globe thing, so i'll have a look afta...where bouts r you in canada?

[Xterminator27]

Ontario, its huge. op i g2g to sleep, i got school tomorow.

[Dogstar]

Originally posted by Xterminator27
Lol u think the states R big, u sho uld see canada. One provence is like teh size of 3 states

Oh, I know. It's a big place!

[hayley]

Originally posted by Xterminator27
Ontario, its huge. op i g2g to sleep, i got school tomorow.
ok i'll look for it...ALREADY!!! you have to go to sleep NOW??? oh man that sux i've only just got on... ok well have a nice sleep....talk to ya later!

[Siana]

:angel:

[Mulletman]

everything is a lot bigger in texas!

[Creed23]

It takes all kinds

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by Mulletman
everything is a lot bigger in texas!

:) And what exactly is um everything Mullet? Do you got sumthing dat's alot bigger praytell?:sex: :jam:

[krzycreedbabe]

hahahaha funny ppl...naughty naughty...

X! UR SO LUCKY! AVRIL GREW UP AROUND ONTARIO!!! SHE SWAM IN LAKE ONTARIO! OH MAN I WANNA GOOOOOO lol...im done for now...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Whipped Cream:)

[Xterminator27]

Canada is neato, im glad i live here

[Dogstar]

Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Whipped Cream:)
Cherries nStrawberries

[Xterminator27]

and apples

[hayley]

and popcorn

[Xterminator27]

and ketchup

[hayley]

LOL ketchup....we call it tomatoe sause in nz...gosh it's scary how countrys can be so diff!

[Xterminator27]

U kidden?? thats WEIRD. lol well it makes more sence then Ketchup.

[hayley]

yeah, true, it does! lol

[Mulletman]

ketchup.....? catsup.....?

hmm.....:confused: ?

[GoodGodGirl23]

Ketchup :throwup: :vomit: Mustard lady here....:)

[Dogstar]

Me, tooGGG.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Yeah, yeah!!!:P Pass da Grey Poupon!!!:P :D :dancing: :dancing:

[Mulletman]

i like them both

[GoodGodGirl23]

Captain Picard:cool:

[TeriB19]

Jean Luke!

[Dogstar]

Mr. Spock

[TeriB19]

Gates McFadden

[krzycreedbabe]

i like em both too

[GoodGodGirl23]

ooh Data:)

[TeriB19]

Counselor Troy

[GoodGodGirl23]

psychic reader;)

[TeriB19]

Miss Cleo

[GoodGodGirl23]

Prison Term!!!:D :lol: :lol: :roll:

[TeriB19]

SheShould'veSeen ThatOneComing!!

[Siana]

what's going

[Siana]

on with...........

[Dogstar]

everybody here?

[TeriB19]

turkey overdose

[Dogstar]

pie butt

[TeriB19]

stuffing head

[Dogstar]

potato paunch

[TeriB19]

gravy gut

[Dogstar]

carrot coma

[Mulletman]

white coma


i got nothing...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Whining DogHewantsmyFood!:embarass:

[krzycreedbabe]

oh boy

[Mulletman]

wonder boy!

[Dogstar]

wonder bread

[TeriB19]

Stroehmann Bread

[krzycreedbabe]

bread basket

[TeriB19]

fruit basket

[Dogstar]

basket case

[TeriB19]

bucket head

[Dogstar]

Guns NRoses

[krzycreedbabe]

awesome band :jam:

[Dogstar]

Slash ruled

[krzycreedbabe]

cool stuff

[Mulletman]

no way!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Bon Jovi:band: :jam:

[DangerousDan85]

Ghost Busters

[DangerousDan85]

kick ass

[Mulletman]

BIG tex!
:jam:

[DangerousDan85]

small pecs

[krzycreedbabe]

yes way!

[Xterminator27]

O K!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Originally posted by Mulletman
BIG tex!
:jam:

Big um..(cough cough):) :sex: :pimp: :lol: :lol: :peace:

[GoodGodGirl23]

sry:embarass:

[Xterminator27]

TEXAS IS SMALL ASS:moon:

[GoodGodGirl23]

:moon: :fart: :poopin: :thud: :slap: :headbang: :flasher:

[krzycreedbabe]

hahaha

[GoodGodGirl23]

sunshine bear:)

[hayley]

mountian bear

[GoodGodGirl23]

Huggy Bear:angel:

[DangerousDan85]

black bear

[GoodGodGirl23]

Big Bear!!:) :drunk: :drunk:

[DangerousDan85]

Bearinstine Bear (sp)

[DangerousDan85]

little bear

[GoodGodGirl23]

Papa Bear:mad:

[DangerousDan85]

Papa John's