a dutch band?

[OneLastBreath]

can anyone tell me the only dutch band ever to get no.1 in the u.s.?

thanks, its on a quiz on another message board and i dont know the answer.

[Mulletman]

no clue dude

[Siana]

have no idea

[TeriB19]

Ya got me by the shorts. Can't help ya. Sorry.

[Lady Valkyrie]

My first thought was ABBA however they were from Sweeden... right? Then I thought Rammstein... but then again I don't remember their songs going to #1... Oh I don't freakin' know! *scratches head*

[Siana]

Rammstein are German

[Said Eyes]

ABBA? Rammstein? You mexicans aren't too familiar with the foreign music are you?

Did you find out the answer OneLastBreath? Im curious.

[Siana]

1.I'm not a mexican
2.Rammstein are German,like it or not,I don't see where's the problem here.....
3.I
AM familiar with foreign music,but what about you??

[Said Eyes]

Maybe I should have made it more obvious for those a little slower, but I being sarcastic. Making a joke. Don't be so up tight.

I mean fuck. Firstly, the start of my post remarking about ABBA and Rammstein should've made it obvious I was referring to Lady Valkyrie. Secondly, she was confused, (ABBA? Surely they're Danish, right? RIGHT?) so I made a light crack about it, get over it.

You're NOT (whee! colours!) a Mexican? Whoa, is my face red. I'm gonna hafta change my whole outlook on life now, because someone I wasn't referring to has taken my joke the wrong way, it's making me feel really blue.


PS. Still interested in this Dutch band, OneLastBreath. Did you get an answer?

Edit: For those who are slow, the joke was: calling someone a Mexican even though I knew they were from USA. Just like thinking a German band were dutch. Geddit? Geddit? Ah, I don't even know why I bother.

[Dogstar]

Not sure why you bother, either. Why don't take your caustic attitude somewhere else if you don't like it here or the people are too *slow* for you. Siana was just sticking up for herself. She did address Lady V on the Ramstein comment. Your *Mexican* comment came off a tad un-PC as well. Sometimes sarcasm gets lost in the translation when the words are written (poorly) and not heard.

[Said Eyes]

Maybe you should comprehend what was written. My post was directed at Lady Valkyrie. It was light hearted, a small joke, perhaps I should have flooded smilies after to make that clear... :) :D :D :cool: :confused: :angel: :dancing: :crying:

As for being politically correct, no, I don't have to. If you are too deluded to spot the difference between a joke and something racist or sexist or whatever, then you're living in a sad, deluded world.

Hey, here's another joke, hope you don't see fit to call me out on my caustic attitude...



On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by,
as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and
started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor
store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly
complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism;
how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do; how her relationship with her mother is
improving and how at least the taxes are low and it
isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy
after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't
having any fun.



Yep. That seems to take care of it, Italians, French, Germans, Greeks, English, Bulgarian, Japanese, Americans, Irish. Now if I could find a way to insult Australians and Canadians I'll be all set. In other words, fuck being PC.

[TeriB19]

My gosh, what are you doing wasting your time and energy posting to this little pisant bulletin board when it's obvious your true calling is at Caroline's or Catch a Rising Star. Hold on..... just a sec.......(**phone rings). Oh, Jay Leno is on the line, wants to know if you're available for Monday night's show to sub for him. My gosh, you are so funny, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard. Please. Stop. You're killing me.

[Dogstar]

Uh, I have no problem comprehending. You, however, are sadly deluded if you think your *humor* is lighthearted and amusing. It's childish, stereotypical, and not sophisticated enough to be funny. You just sound like a bigot.

[Dogstar]

LMAO, Teri!

[Siana]

Originally posted by Dogstar
Uh, I have no problem comprehending. You, however, are sadly deluded if you think your *humor* is lighthearted and amusing. It's childish, stereotypical, and not sophisticated enough to be funny. You just sound like a bigot.

right Dogstar!!I couldn't say it better...
btw i don't intent to comment on these "jokes" anymore...