Bridge of Clay
04-14-2003, 03:27 PM
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
Muhammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, the iraqi information minister, is definately the highlight of the war! Heīs hillarious! So hillarious people made a site for him! I was laughing out loud reading his quotes. The site, during the weekend, had an average of 4000 hits for second! :eek:
I think his master piece was when he said that the American Troops werenīt in Bagdah, when they already were!
"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth."
-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle (who is this?)
Hereīs a few quotes from him!
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."
"No I am not scared and neither should you be!"
"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
Britain "is not worth an old shoe"
"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any
place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are
trying to sell to the others an illusion."
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, "We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"
[On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
"Blair...is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured
"They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."
"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
(leaflet drops) "I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait''
"the insane little dwarf Bush"
Muhammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, the iraqi information minister, is definately the highlight of the war! Heīs hillarious! So hillarious people made a site for him! I was laughing out loud reading his quotes. The site, during the weekend, had an average of 4000 hits for second! :eek:
I think his master piece was when he said that the American Troops werenīt in Bagdah, when they already were!
"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth."
-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle (who is this?)
Hereīs a few quotes from him!
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."
"No I am not scared and neither should you be!"
"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
Britain "is not worth an old shoe"
"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any
place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are
trying to sell to the others an illusion."
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, "We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"
[On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
"Blair...is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured
"They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."
"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
(leaflet drops) "I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait''
"the insane little dwarf Bush"