The "Ask Dan" Thread

[DangerousDan85]

If you have any questions for the myth, legend, and King of the World "Dan" please post them here.

Other than "Dan" or "Dangerous Dan" you may also know me as:

- Lord Dan
- Sir Postsalot
- Dan the Man
- Lancelot
- Daniel
- The King
- Dangerous Dan
- Vitamin D
- Danny
- Oh Great One
- Dan the Mighty
- Macy

[hayley]

Danny what do you really think of Jeff Hardy?

[DangerousDan85]

I think he's a "no talent ass clown"

[hayley]

that's nice.

[Bridge of Clay]

what do you think about the war?

since you´re the king of the world, couldn´t you just stop it and oust Saddam at the same time? ;)

[DangerousDan85]

we'll keep that stuff in the "War" threads

[hayley]

(no if we ask you a question you post it here ass clown)

Macy, Boxers or Briefs?

[Bridge of Clay]

good!!! I liked that!

you have the skill to be a politician!!!

so, Dan, since you´re King of The world, can I be the president of your Fed?

[DangerousDan85]

(ok you can ask me anything, other than politics, let's keep the conversation "light")

to answer your question

"both, briefs for when I'm doing something active like basketball and boxers if I'm just relaxing"

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
good!!! I liked that!

you have the skill to be a politician!!!

so, Dan, since you´re King of The world, can I be the president of your Fed?

sure

[hayley]

like to let it hang loose do you dan? ok....:D

King of the World, winter or summer?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
like to let it hang loose do you dan? ok....:D

King of the World, winter or summer?


well I like a white Christmas, but I would have to go with summer, I like a good tan

[Bridge of Clay]

yay! thanks! :2cents: !!!!!!

[DangerousDan85]

you're welcome

[hayley]

Yes so do i.

Magazine or newspaper?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
Yes so do i.

Magazine or newspaper?


magazines definitely, I'm a magazine junkie

[hayley]

cool

"Are you sad?" or "Innocent?"

[DangerousDan85]

they are too different, "Are You Sad?" is really slow. I like "Innocent", but if it were between "Life" and "Innocent" I would choose "Life".

[Dogstar]

*Sir Postalot*...LMAO!!!

All right, Sir Postalot, Jim Carrey or Chris Rock?

[DangerousDan85]

neither

some of my favorite comedic actors are: Steve Zahn, Denis Leary, Jack Black, Ben Stiller (except Zoolander), Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Tim Allen.

[Dogstar]

I loved Zoolander!

[DangerousDan85]

maybe I need to watch it again, because I saw it with my friends and I kinda tuned out after the models blew themselves up at the gas station.

[TeriB19]

How do you take your coffee, Sirpostsalot?

[Siana]

on which side do you prefer to sleep at night?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by TeriB19
How do you take your coffee, Sirpostsalot?

I don't drink coffee, but if I did, I would add soy milk

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
on which side do you prefer to sleep at night?

I usually start out on my back, then I lay on my stomach and fall asleep, but when I wake up I'm in a totally different position. I change positions about 50 times throughout the night.

[Siana]

how tall r u?

[DangerousDan85]

about 5'9 or 5'10

[Siana]

got any scars?

[creeder]

Dan the Mighty its great!!! :)

[Siana]

sure he is

[JenRN]

Alright Dan here is a question for you!
How many Natalie avatars do you have?;)

[Tremontichik006]

dan, will you marry me;) :P :rolleyes:

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
got any scars?

I have 5 on my stomach from surgery. I have one on my right arm from when I broke it when I was 5. I have one on my right shoulder from when I flipped over my handlebars on my bike and crashed. I think that's it.

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by JenRN
Alright Dan here is a question for you!
How many Natalie avatars do you have?;)

Well I just deleted some, but I'll count the one's I used for atleast a few days.

- the first one I had was a scrolling one (she was wearing a white shirt.
- my second one was a scrolling one (i just remember it being pink)
- I had the star wars one Rebecca made me
- I had one w/ her from some talk show (her hair was curly)
- I had 2 black and white ones
- I had the one w/ her on her side
- I had one w/ her on a boat
- I had 2 of just her face
- I had of her w/ one of her bangs hanging down
- I had one of her in a turtle neck
- my current one (Esquire magazine)
- I had one of her wearing a green top

there are probably more, I just can't remember, but I made tons that I never used.

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Tremontichik006
dan, will you marry me;) :P :rolleyes:


I already have a queen :D ;)

[creedfan47a]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
Well I just deleted some, but I'll count the one's I used for atleast a few days.
- I had the star wars one Rebecca made me

You may refer to me only as Aussie Princess.

[creedfan47a]

Doofus Dan, where will I be in 5 years?

[Bridge of Clay]

Big big question now:

old newspaper or toilet paper ? ;)

don´t waste your time answering that! hehe

[Leader of Men]

well dan... I've said it before and I'll say it again...

What are you not wearing? :P

[DangerousDan85]

I am currently not wearing ballet slippers

[Siana]

Your fave time of the day/year?

[creedfan47a]

Originally posted by creedfan47a
Doofus Dan, where will I be in 5 years?

Is this question too hard for you Dan?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by creedfan47a
Doofus Dan, where will I be in 5 years?

Dan's answer: Only time will tell

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
Your fave time of the day/year?

time of day: the evening

time of year: probably spring

[creedfan47a]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
Dan's answer: Only time will tell

Good answer. :P

[Siana]

your 10 fave creedfeeders here??

[DangerousDan85]

(in no particular order)
1. DangerousDan85
2. addicted2stapp
3. creedfan47
4. hotforscott
5. Steve
6. Siana
7. Dogstar
8. TeriB19
9. JenRN
10. every other Creed Feeder

(I'm the King of the World, if I just pick 10 then my popularity will plummet, and that could lead to my reign being overthrown)

[Siana]

what a modest person you are Dan :)

[DangerousDan85]

i try to stay humble

[Siana]

try harder baby j/k

[DangerousDan85]

yeah I guess I could try a little harder

[Siana]

;)

[Bridge of Clay]

You forgot your friend Scott

[DangerousDan85]

wrong thread

[Bridge of Clay]

huh???

I mean the other Scott, SJack...

[DangerousDan85]

oh i thought you meant i didn't thank him in my stupid speech

but i didn't forget him

10. "the rest of Creed Feed"

[CollectiveSoul]

Dan, What is the capital of China?

[CollectiveSoul]

Dan, How are you?

[CollectiveSoul]

Dan, Do you like Mickey Mouse?

[CollectiveSoul]

4 psots to 400

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by CollectiveSoul
Dan, How are you?

my throat is burning at the moment, so i'm not doing to good

[CollectiveSoul]

3

[CollectiveSoul]

1 miss ocunted

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by CollectiveSoul
Dan, What is the capital of China?

Beijing

[CollectiveSoul]

400 POSTS!

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by CollectiveSoul
Dan, Do you like Mickey Mouse?

I like Donald Duck more

[creedfan47a]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
(in this order)
1. DangerousDan85
2. addicted2stapp
3. creedfan47
4. hotforscott
5. Steve
6. Siana
7. Dogstar
8. TeriB19
9. JenRN
10. every other Creed Feeder  

(I'm the King of the World, if I just pick 10 then my popularity will plummet, and that could lead to my reign being overthrown)

I'M DAN'S THIRD FAVOURITE CREED FEEDER!!!!!! :D :D

;) Woo-hoo, you even like me more than you like Steve! ;)

[DangerousDan85]

funny

[creedfan47a]

Did you notice that I changed your quote??

[DangerousDan85]

yes

anyone want to know anything else about me?

[hayley]

dan what is the capital of New Zealand?

[Siana]

Dan,which club has been 8 time Champions League's champions??

[SCOTTSMYMAN]

Do you like kids and would you ever have any?(of course only with Natalie);)

[Tremontichik006]

dan, which do u prefer
pepsi or coke?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by SCOTTSMYMAN
Do you like kids and would you ever have any?(of course only with Natalie);)


yes I would like to have kids eventually

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Tremontichik006
dan, which do u prefer
pepsi or coke?

i don't really drink much soda anymore, but I did like Pepsi more than Coke.

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
dan what is the capital of New Zealand?

Wellington

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
Dan,which club has been 8 time Champions League's champions??

I don't know

the questions are supposed to be about me

[Siana]

ok sorry....

the right answer is Real Madrid though

[Siana]

ok,now...fave music channel??

[DangerousDan85]

I don't watch it that much, but probably VH1

[Siana]

good choice,VH1 is cool

[hayley]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
Wellington

Very good. (that's where i live too) :P

now....raincoat, or umbrella?

[Siana]

U2 or depeche?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
Very good. (that's where i live too) :P

now....raincoat, or umbrella?


probably just a hat

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
U2 or depeche?

I haven't listened to Depeche (Mode) so I would have to go w/ U2. (hey "Mysterious Ways" just came on the radio :lol: )

[Tremontichik006]

do you like bananas?

[TeriB19]

Dan, why won't my kids behave?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Tremontichik006
do you like bananas?

bananas are ok, but I really like banana popsicles

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by TeriB19
Dan, why won't my kids behave?

the questions are supposed to be about me

(so people get to know me better)

[TeriB19]

That was never stated in the rules.

[hayley]

I know you more than you think

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by TeriB19
That was never stated in the rules.

fine then

my answer is: "i don't know"

[hayley]

raw or smackdown?

[Siana]

champagne or wine?

[TeriB19]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
<b>fine then

my answer is: "i don't know" </b> Then you are not the all-knowing, all-powerful king you claim to be. I have lost my faith.:( Posts don't make the king. Knowledge is power. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. A penny saved is a penny earned. You deserve a break today. Somebody stop me.:P

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
champagne or wine?


i wouldn't know (i'm only 17)

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
raw or smackdown?


now that The Rock is on Raw, and Smackdown won't have Kurt Angle or Edge for about a year, I would have to go with Raw

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by TeriB19
Then you are not the all-knowing, all-powerful king you claim to be. I have lost my faith.:( &nbsp;Posts don't make the king. Knowledge is power. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. A penny saved is a penny earned. You deserve a break today. Somebody stop me.:P


ok

[Siana]

the worst accident you had???

[DangerousDan85]

well when I was 5 I fell down the stairs and I was holding a popsicle and the stick went through my mouth (the soft part under the jaw). That was pretty bad

[Siana]

poor Dan :(

[Siana]

the happiest day of your life so far??

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
poor Dan :(

yeah "5" was a rough year, I also broke my arm and was put in the hospital for dehydration

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
the happiest day of your life so far??


i'll have to think about it

[Siana]

ok,think

[hayley]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
now that The Rock is on Raw, and Smackdown won't have Kurt Angle or Edge for about a year, I would have to go with Raw

Good choice. Same with me.

[DangerousDan85]

i'll probably be meeting the "one"

or

going to my first Creed concert

[hayley]

I know you don't play much sports anymore, but basketball, or football?

[Siana]

soccer or tennis?

[Tremontichik006]

wuts ur fav color?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Tremontichik006
wuts ur fav color?

blue (navy, royal and baby)

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
I know you don't play much sports anymore, but basketball, or football?

basketball hands down

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
soccer or tennis?

to watch or play?

to watch, i'd say tennis (especially women's tennis)

the sports I play are: basketball, golf, and street hockey

[creedfan47a]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
<b>yeah "5" was a rough year, I also broke my arm and was put in the hospital for dehydration </b>

So do you hate the number 5 now?? I watched Where The Heart Is again last night. :P

Dan, is this thread just a way for you to get more posts?

[marlsy]

do you have a dog?

[hayley]

yeah probably bec :lol:

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by marlsy
do you have a dog?

yeah his name is Casey, he's a Papillion

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by creedfan47a
So do you hate the number 5 now?? &nbsp;I watched Where The Heart Is again last night. :P

Dan, is this thread just a way for you to get more posts?

yeah I'm very superstitious of the #5 now, :lol: jk

"Here's your change"
(it shows $5.55 and Natalie is abandoned at a Wal-Mart)


no it's just for people to learn more about me :D

[creedfan47a]

I normally go to bed around 9:30/10:00 the night before work, but the damn movie made me stay up till after 11:00!! I'd already seen it, but after seeing the beginning, I had to finish it! :D

[hayley]

I still haven't seen that...

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by creedfan47a
I normally go to bed around 9:30/10:00 the night before work, but the damn movie made me stay up till after 11:00!! &nbsp;I'd already seen it, but after seeing the beginning, I had to finish it! :D

yeah I noticed that the Oxygen channel cut out like whole scenes because they didn't even show Joan Cusack.

yeah Hayley you were supposed to rent it like 2 months ago

[hayley]

lol yeah i know but i spent the money on something else, lol.

i'll have to get it these holidays, i promise.

[creedfan47a]

Really?? That's horrible. I hate it when TV stations chop bits out! Ours do that quite a bit to R18+ rated movies, so that they can make it an M15+ rating and show it at 8:30pm. :rolleyes: They did that to Fight Club when I taped it, but I'm buying the DVD now. :D

[DangerousDan85]

yeah I hate that, I think "The Professional" was really edited, but I got "Anywhere But Here", "Where the Heart Is", and "The Professional" on one tape, so it's better than nothing

[hayley]

Well i know that these are your two main passions (lol)...

Wrestling, or Natalie Portman?

(just for fun....)

[DangerousDan85]

more like, Wrestling or Music

it's a tie

those are my passions

[hayley]

Yeah i know...but if you were too choose ONE

[DangerousDan85]

I can't, it's impossible

next question

[Bridge of Clay]

so you can´t choose between some strong, ugly men who catch each other and a gorgeous girl???

I´d choose Nat without thinking twice...

[DangerousDan85]

actually I was choosing between my passion for wrestling and my passion for music, but anyway

[Siana]

your fave cd beside Creed's?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
so you can´t choose between some strong, ugly men who catch each other and a gorgeous girl???

I´d choose Nat without thinking twice...

well yeah i mean, there's no question I would stop watching wrestling if it meant I got Nat

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
your fave cd beside Creed's?


probably "Spiritual Machines" by Our Lady Peace

[Siana]

fave actor?

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
fave actor?

Steve Zahn

[Siana]

and movie?

[DangerousDan85]

some of my favorite movies are:

Comedy: Saving Silverman, Ghostbusters, Happy Gilmore, Meet the Parents, Office Space, Mars Attacks

Horror: Halloween, Joy Ride, Jaws, Leprechaun, I Know What You Did Last Summer

Action/Adventure: Terminator 1 and 2, James Bond movies, Spiderman, Gladiator, Star Wars movies, Batman

[marlsy]

Office Space is a hilarious movie!!! My hubby and I laugh our asses off at the movie, the boss is a crack up!!

[DangerousDan85]

yeah "Bill Lumberg" (sp)

he's probably my favorite character in the movie

[marlsy]

uuuuummmmmmmm yyyyeaaahhhhhhhhh ROFLMAO sooo fricken funny!!

[Siana]

i haven't seen that movie...

[Bridge of Clay]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
well yeah i mean, there's no question I would stop watching wrestling if it meant I got Nat

:P good!

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Siana
i haven't seen that movie...

it's really funny, I recommend it

[Bridge of Clay]

Why the sudden change????

[DangerousDan85]

because change is good

[hayley]

rain or snow

[Bridge of Clay]

Depends on the change

[DangerousDan85]

yep

[hayley]

i need to think of a good question...

[Siana]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
it's really funny, I recommend it

ok :angel:

[Siana]

what's the most stupid question you've been asked??

[Bridge of Clay]

Siana, that´d be my question: news paper or toilet paper? :poopin:

;)

[DangerousDan85]

I'd have to go with toilet paper

[goddess_bb]

Dan,
How does it feel to be a god in the realm of Creedfeed??

[Siana]

Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
Siana, that´d be my question: news paper or toilet paper? :poopin:

;)

:angel:

no doubt

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by goddess_bb
Dan, &nbsp;
&nbsp; &nbsp;How does it feel to be a god in the realm of Creedfeed??

I may not be for long

[Tremontichik006]

da, what kind of shampoo do u use

[DangerousDan85]

whatever is in the shower

[creedfan47a]

Does Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner REALLY make you horny??

[DangerousDan85]

as they would say in the commercial


"OWW... AHHH... YES...YES...YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!"

[creedfan47a]

And you know this from personal experience?

[DangerousDan85]

no

[creedfan47a]

I see. Have you seen Daredevil?

[DangerousDan85]

no, but I did see a hot poster of Jennifer Garner from the Daredevil movie, at Wal-Mart

[creedfan47a]

Did you steal it?

[DangerousDan85]

i thought about getting it, but I already have like a million posters on my wall, and Natalie would get pretty jealous

[creedfan47a]

Plus stealing is a felony. ;)

[DangerousDan85]

well of course I wouldn't steal it

[creedfan47a]

Actually, I got myself a bit confused. I thought you meant one of those giant cardboard cut outs that they use for promoting a movie. They don't sell them (at least, I don't think they do) so if you wanted it, you would have to try and smuggle it out of the store.

I'm sure that if you wanted the poster, you would have paid for it. :P

[DangerousDan85]

yeah it was just a regular poster, mixed in w/ nelly, britney, swim suit models, etc.

[DangerousDan85]

*********BUMP**********

:chic: :drunk: :chic: :drunk: :chic:

[creedfan47a]

Ummm..... okay..... if you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday, where would you go, and why?

[Siana]

dan,your worst nightmare??

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by creedfan47a
Ummm..... okay..... if you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday, where would you go, and why?

I've never been to Hawaii so that would be cool. I would also like to visit Australia or maybe Barbados.

[DangerousDan85]

i'm bored as hell, someone ask me something, please

[Leader of Men]

Dan, who do you think is the hottest chick in the U.S.? In the world? In the galaxy?
:lol: Station!!! (Anyone here seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?)

[DangerousDan85]

I haven't seen every girl in the US, the world, or the galaxy, so i'm not really sure.

[DangerousDan85]

any more questions, i'm an interesting person, really

[GeeK_2004]

whats the first thing that you do when you wake up in the morning ??

[DangerousDan85]

i usually go downstairs and find some breakfast, if i'm not hungry, i'll check my email or watch some tv.

[Higher_Desire]

How many personalities / member-names do you have on this board? You've already admitted to orlando, but for some reason, I keep thinking you're Lechium, too. :rolleyes:


H-D

[Scutley]

I relaize that this post topic is The "Ask Dan" Thread

So It Kind Of Dr. Phil When He Does "It's Ask Dr Phil Day"

So It's

Ask DangerousDan85 Day

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Higher_Desire
How many personalities / member-names do you have on this board? You've already admitted to orlando, but for some reason, I keep thinking you're Lechium, too. :rolleyes:


H-D

i'm not Lechium, we both have posted pictures of each other, so obviously you can tell we are 2 different people

my only other identity was Orlando

[DangerousDan85]

Originally posted by Scutley
<b>I relaize that this post topic is The "Ask Dan" Thread &nbsp;

So It Kind Of Dr. Phil When He Does "It's Ask Dr Phil Day"

So It's &nbsp;

Ask DangerousDan85 Day </b>

this thread is really old, i just resurrected it

[Higher_Desire]

Originally posted by DangerousDan85
i'm not Lechium, we both have posted pictures of each other, so obviously you can tell we are 2 different people

my only other identity was Orlando

I've never seen the pictures before. Will you find them for me? How do I know they're not just some random people you found on the internet?


H-D

[DangerousDan85]

not my problem pal

[hotforscott]

Dan is not Lechium, looking back on the Orlando days, there were comments I should have recognized as something Dan would have said, but I didn't, but I can tell you that Dan isn't Lech, Lech is a person all his own. ;)

[GeeK_2004]

whats the last thing that you do before you head of to bed ???

[DangerousDan85]

if i can't sleep i'll do some push ups, but right before i go to bed i'll drink some water

[GeeK_2004]

thats cool

[GeeK_2004]

gots a joke for ya....


what do you call a virgin on a water bed???

[DangerousDan85]

a cherry float

[GeeK_2004]

yep

[DangerousDan85]

i cheated, i looked up the joke, lol

[GeeK_2004]

ooh...

[Siana]

what's ur fave time of the day

[DangerousDan85]

i'm a night owl/insomniac so I would say "night time"

[Dogstar]

LMAO that this thread is back! I had forgotten about it, LOL...Ok, Dan, I have a question for ya....Haven't read back on this, so I hope it's not one that's been asked already. If so, I apologize in advance....How long are you going to let your hair grow?

[DangerousDan85]

idk, definitely not as long as Stapp had it in the DSD video, but maybe as long as he had it in the WAWO video, lol

[Dogstar]

Cool. I think longer hair rocks! And from your pic in the gallery it looks as if you have nice hair!

[DangerousDan85]

thanks, usually my hair isn't as dark as in those pic, my hair started turning orange from a previous dye job and the sun, so i dyed it darked like a week before those pics

it's back to dark brown now

[Dogstar]

Very cool...Dark hair looks good!

[hayley]

I love Dan's arms...

[jimmy2sacs]

yeah, isnt Dan just dreammy??.....wait....what?....i wants me an "as dan" thread, 'cept with my name instead of "dan"

[mel!ssa]

Well, if you were interesting enough to ask questions about, you'd have your own thread now wouldn't you? :P

[hotforscott]

I think long hair rocks. And Jimmy, Dan is the King of the World so that is why he has an, "Ask Dan" thread. Maybe one day you will have your own thread.

[DangerousDan85]

yeah being King of the World is a tough job, but it has its advantages

[jimmy2sacs]

king of the world? like that guy from titanic?

[DangerousDan85]

no he was just some poor schmuck who had one too many drinks and thought he was the King of the World, i actually am

[jimmy2sacs]

but im the king of finland

[DangerousDan85]

BUMP!

i was bored and had some fun looking back at all the ridiculous threads i made. I didn't remember making half of them

anyone have any questions for me?

[RMadd]

oh, snap! no wonder i didn't recognize this thread. it was last posted in wayyyyyyy back when i first joined, when i didn't post that often.

here's one: where do babies come from?

[DangerousDan85]

to the best of my knowledge, a magical stork.

[Higher_Desire]

Dan, how did you get to be so cool?


H-D :pimp:

[DangerousDan85]

I work hard, say my prayers, and take my vitamins

[Higher_Desire]

So can I become as cool as you?


H-D :pimp:

[DangerousDan85]

if you follow those 3 steps, you'll be well on your way

[Higher_Desire]

:) Wow. You're such a great rolemodel. :)


H-D :pimp: