Your Last Copy & Paste!

[Sincirr]

Hehe:D . Sometimes this can be quite interesting and funny for others, so just hit Ctrl+V and share your last paste! I will go first!

[Sincirr]

noted the extravagant costumes as being part of the humour

[Trimontana]

Original topic.....my last Copy/Paste was to change my signature today with a quote of Jacoby Shaddix: "We aren't done yet. I still have to flip you over and fuck you from behind"

[RMadd]

Chris Tomlin;

That was a few hours ago, when I was editing some music info in my media library.

[Anna1011]

There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Figured It Out Yet

a Panic! at the disco song title

[Steve]

02/12/2006 Jason Nordby (G) Milwaukee ADD Signed to ATO

[MackaN]

http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=362991&CPID=8&clid=&lid=&title=Argentines+Anfield+move+delayed

my last, lol

[Sincirr]

www.soap-bubble.com/lazy/
WTF????..........OOOOHH!!!

haha! thats right, i was being a smartass cos my friend was heaps lazy and i told him to look up google for some help hahaha!!!

[The Lithium]

Report: Creed Singer Scott Stapp Arrested

Newly married Creed frontman Scott Stapp
How about ex-Creed front man; Scott Stapp. Or mentioning the fact that Creed broke up over 3 years ago!

[Anna1011]

Sick of being without you

hmmm from my myspace me thinks

[RMadd]

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1139838482101B265

funny story posted on Fark

[Anna1011]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Anna1011/iron.jpg

[Steve]

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[Anna1011]

<center>Take the quiz: <br><a href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=13024"><font size = "+2"><b>Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?</b></font><br><img src="http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz3/13024/cache_res3.jpg" border="0"></a><br><font size = "+1"><b>Michelangelo</b></font><br><b>Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!</b><br><br><a href="http://www.myyearbook.com"><b>Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!</b></a></center>

[Rocketqueen]

i cant say what my last copy and paste was, Donna You Helped Me With My Last Copy And Paste Presiousssssssssssssssssssss :hugs:

[abcd]

My last copy/paste was a song by KJ-52 called "#1 Fan" it's very sad...

[Anna1011]

<CENTER><img src=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Anna1011/logannetbanner.jpg></CENTER>

<FONT SIZE=6> <center>CHECK THEM OUT THEY ROCK!!!!</center></FONT>

[TeriB19]

I swear, this was my last copy and paste:

The curling men's bronze medal match Friday was interrupted by a streaker. Midway through the United States' 8-6 win over Britain, a man wearing what appeared to be a strategically placed rubber chicken ran onto one of the covered sheets of ice not being used in that session.

He danced around for a bit but never tried to approach any of the players.

[Anna1011]

Lmao!!

[Sincirr]

haha this is so funny!

here's mine...eh if i had one

 Acetanisole
 Acetic Acid
 Acetoin
 Acetophenone
 6-Acetoxydihydrotheaspirane
 2-Acetyl-3- Ethylpyrazine
 2-Acetyl-5-Methylfuran
 Acetylpyrazine
 2-Acetylpyridine
 3-Acetylpyridine
 2-Acetylthiazole
 Aconitic Acid
 dl-Alanine
 Alfalfa Extract
 Allspice Extract,Oleoresin, and Oil
 Allyl Hexanoate
 Allyl Ionone
 Almond Bitter Oil
 Ambergris Tincture
 Ammonia
 Ammonium Bicarbonate
 Ammonium Hydroxide
 Ammonium Phosphate Dibasic
 Ammonium Sulfide
 Amyl Alcohol
 Amyl Butyrate
 Amyl Formate
 Amyl Octanoate
 alpha-Amylcinnamaldehyde
 Amyris Oil
 trans-Anethole
 Angelica Root Extract, Oil and Seed Oil
 Anise
 Anise Star, Extract and Oils
 Anisyl Acetate
 Anisyl Alcohol
 Anisyl Formate
 Anisyl Phenylacetate
 Apple Juice Concentrate, Extract, and Skins
 Apricot Extract and Juice Concentrate
 1-Arginine
 Asafetida Fluid Extract And Oil
 Ascorbic Acid
 1-Asparagine Monohydrate
 1-Aspartic Acid
 Balsam Peru and Oil
 Basil Oil
 Bay Leaf, Oil and Sweet Oil
 Beeswax White

ah yeh! thats just the A of the A-Z of what is in cigarettes!

[Anna1011]

</strong></p><p><strong>

from editing my myspace

[bilal]

gotta go man.............i have to kick some ass on Counter strike match we have here on my Lan...

(wow is dat still dayer........dat was i copied a couple of minutes back ...sayin bye to one of my MSN budy from this forum)

[Anna1011]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Anna1011/love.jpg

thatd be my last one

[RMadd]

file:///c:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/Video001.3g2

[Anna1011]

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I loveable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. What makes me happy?

24. What makes me sad?

25. What reminds you of me?

26. If you could give me anything what would it be?

27. How well do you know me?

28. When's the last time you saw me?

29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

30. Do you think I could kill someone?

31. Do you miss me?

32. Do you think i miss you?

33. Are you going to put this on your bulletin and see what I say about you?




haha myspace again

[bilal]

ah...thanks faisal.............thanks............ ill stay tunnned..........

about noori............ur right..........ali noor before forming noori........... had a band called co-ven................. but then he made nooori.......... the other members of co-ven re-joined some 2 or 3 years back and made cuple of songs................ ali noor has nothing to do with it...................well.... not any more.....................its interesting i was watchin TV ( the music ) few minutes back and co-ven actually has a vdo too..............i had no clue about it..........the Vdo is also some 1 and half year old........... the song was called "celebrity" .............

[Anna1011]

Pics are awesome Gus!!! just like you!

[Sentinel69]

wordt financieel geadopteerd door Suzanne Norder van Caviastal Fantasy.

--
Well, I guess this needs a translation :D

[Dogstar]

Heh, this thread is funny.

[TeriB19]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/TeriB19/curling.jpg

[Anna1011]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


All the king's horses,


And all the king's men,


Couldn't put Humpty together again

[Sincirr]

point is YOU should be driven to improve ONLY because the work is gonna get harder and require more time and attention so it would be in your best interest to devote more time to it, but that doesnt mean that u need to get SMARTER!!! Thats not the point here~

[Rocketqueen]

:banana: :banana: :banana: i love you guys

[Anna1011]

1. Mike Starr (Alice In Chains)~ Lori
2. Nikki Sixx(Motley Crue)~Complicatedgrl
3. Roman Glick (Jackyl, Slave to the System, and Universal Joint!) ~ Jami
4. Tom Hamilton (Aerosmith) - Melissa
5. Dennis Dunaway (The Alice Cooper Group) ~ Dannette
6. Shonna Tucker / Drive By Truckers - Kevin
7. Steve Harris/Iron Maiden~Punchy
8. Rex Brown - Pantera - JeffRock
9. jim sheppard-- nevermore-- red haired stepchild
10. Twiggy Ramirez!!! the scored
11. gods greatest mistake~ryan~mudvayne.
12. Cliff Burton-Metallica Evil-ash
13. Hank III-Superjoint Ritual~Marissa
14. Jaco Pastorius- Cool Whip
15 Cool Whip/Rikets~Hollywood Rubber (hah...I had to do it to ya man)
16. Tim Tobin - Allele/ ~Eclip13ticaL~ MaTT
17. Vinnie Hornsby - Sevendust - Matthew
18. Corey Lowery -Dark new Day - Carol :)
19. Todd Harrell~3DoorsDown~Holly (I know, I know - no surprise here :P)
20. Hrag Chanchanian (Strata), Mike D'Antonio (Killswitch Engage), and Ryan Bell (inprana)! Did you really expect me to pick just one?! ~Sara

[Rocketqueen]

Cool

[Anna1011]

american football

^^^^ my last copy and paste lol cant remember why tho

[RMadd]

Son:
I'm glad to see you are doing quite well with the ladies. It is quite plain that your other father and I have learned you rather well.

<ohhhhh boy.... there's this site for college & high school students called facebook (very similar to myspace, from what i understand), andi posted this on the wall of a guy who's a senior @ the high school i went to. he was a freshman when i was a senior, and we were in band together, so it's part of an inside joke that he and only a few others would understand lol.

[bilal]

Unknwn Artis

[Anna1011]

Write down the name of your favorite male or female guitarist, and let's see how big of a list we can get........Keep it going.....

1. John - Eddie Van Halen
2. ~Irish~ Carlos Santana
3. DoctoR VonSteR ~ Django Reinhardt
4. E-men : Jimi Hendrix
5. spacecaptain - phil manzanera
6. Christ- Jimmy Page
7. Alex - The Fog!
8. Jamie - Bass guitar - Les Claypool
9. JR - David Gilmour or Doyle Dykes
10. Chester Mc~~ Eric Clapton
11. Ross- C.C. Deville (Poison) and Nancy Wilson (Heart) met both and NAMM too! ;)
12. Omaha Jack- Angus Young (AC/DC) Tom Morello (R.A.T.M/Audioslave) Adam Jones (Tool)
13~ SaucySass ~ Joe Satriani and the bass player for Infectious Grooves!
14. Cody- Ann Wilson from Heart
15. Tami - Nuno Bettencourt
16. LouAnn ~ DimeBag, Eddie Van Halen, Joe Satriani,
17. Laura~Slash( Guns-n-Roses)
18. Keith ~ Randy Rhoads
19. Melissa~Jimmy Page
20. Lee - Daniel Ash (Bauhaus)
21. Shelley - Jade Puget (AFI)
22. Lexi-this was hard but I'm gona have to go with John Lowery b/c of his versatility
23. Thundercracker - DIMEBAG because I'm not a pussy
24.. zakk & dime ~kc
25. Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen - Jason
26.zakk and glen tipton-thunderpussy
27.Zakk wylde, Nick cantenese and Jimmy Page
28. Gothness: Zakk Wylde
29) Chuck Schuldiner - Chris (may have to spank you for that one Gothness!)
30) Reidos - Alexi Laiho!!!
31. matt - why the hell has no one said PAUL GILBERT yet
32. Tom - Mark Tremonti

[ABYanks]

• Sphincter muscles near the of the urethra and bladder control urination



o god, i was doing bio homework

[Anna1011]

Green eyes -

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this

Brown eyes -

People with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. If you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.


Blue eyes-

People with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days.

Hazel eyes -

People with hazel eyes have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special

[Dogstar]

The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway

[RMadd]

New Order

[RMadd]

[quote=Ana4Stapp

[Sincirr]

• Sphincter muscles near the of the urethra and bladder control urination
o god, i was doing bio homework

:laugh:
Man this thread is amusing!:D

Mine? eh here goes:

What makes the comments so special and surprising is from whom they have come from. Many of

[Anna1011]

:hugs: << my last

[Anna1011]

hahahahahaha the bananas in your siggy are dancin in time to my music lmao

[Sincirr]

haha thats GREAT! HAHAHA!

Here are some more partners for them!!! :banana::banana::banana:

[Sincirr]

Therefore, my last cut and paste is:

: banana :

HAHAHA~!!!

[Anna1011]

hahahahaahahah love it

[metalchris25]

And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works.
-2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NKJV)

[Sincirr]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of
natural causes.

[Anna1011]

Mxtabs [http://www.mxtabs.net]
Title: Animal I Have Become
Artist: Three Days Grace
Tabber: *~ mmhmm ~*

Intro
G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|-----------7------| x11
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|

G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|-----------7------|
E|-0-0---7-8---8----|

Verse
G|-----------------|---------------|------------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|------------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------7------|-----------7-----| x3
E|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|3-3---3-3-3--5-|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|-0-0---7-8---8---|

G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------| x1
E|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|3-3---3-3-3--3-|-5-5---5-5-5---5-|-8---------------|

Chorus
G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-5-3-|

G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-4-3-|

G|------------------|------------------|
D|------------------|------------------|
A|-----------7------|-----------7------| x1
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|-0-0---7-8---8----|

Verse
G|-----------------|---------------|------------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|------------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------7------|-----------7-----| x3
E|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|3-3---3-3-3--5-|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|-0-0---7-8---8---|

G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----------------| x1
E|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|3-3---3-3-3--3-|-5-5---5-5-5---5-|-8---------------|

Chorus
G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-5-3-|

G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-4-3-|

G|------------------|------------------|
D|------------------|------------------|
A|-----------7------|-----------7------| x1
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|-0-0---7-8---8----|

G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-4-3-|

G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|-----------7------| x1
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|

Chorus
G|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------7------|-----------------|-----------------| x2
E|-8-8---8-8-8---8-|-5-5---5-8---8-7--|-0-0---0-0-0---0-|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|

G|-----------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------|----------7--------| x1
E|-8-8---8-8-8---8-|-5--7--8-----8--7--|

G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|-----------7------| x8
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|

~REST~

Chorus
G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-5-3-|

G|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
D|-----------|----------------|-------------|--------------|
A|-------3---|--------0--0-1--|--------3----|--------------| x1
E|---0-------|---3------------|---0---------|---3----5-4-3-|

G|------------------|------------------|
D|------------------|------------------|
A|-----------7------|-----------7------| x1
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|-0-0---7-8---8----|

G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|-----------7------| x6
E|-0-0---7-8---8-7--|


End
G|--------------------|
D|--------------------|
A|-----------7--------| x4
E|--0--7--8-----8--7--|

G|--------------|
D|--------------|
A|--------------|
E|--0-----------|

[metalchris25]

http://www.christiananswers.net/info.html

[Rocketqueen]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of
natural causes.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao if everybody would eat just fruit vegtables and fish and nuts and drink plenty of water they would see its the offical diet that works for everyone , and splurge onced on a holiday or something or after a long fast and they would be more greatfull for the food they indulge in and realize it is a pleasure but we defile that pleasure when abused like so many gifts of GODS Are everyfood for our bodies and for a cravings in life was placed here for us to eat it really dont take a GOD to figure it out what we should or should OH but Mans Ways Gotta Make Yet Another Diet Sound Better Yet Another Vegteable That Will Stop Cancer And Foucus NOW on that One ad eat untill puke and ya wont get cancer a lot of weak minded people take these things serious now, For Crying Out Loud ALL Fruits And Vegetables Has Got Someting In Theme Good For Us Thats Why God Made A Varity Sure aint nothing new!!!! Donna Lee Baby Got Me Worked Up On The Food Chain This Morning !!! Lord Only Knows What They Are Shooting Our Cows With think about it IF WE ARE ALL BLESSED AND GOD DID,nt LOVE US AND PROTECT US FROM THE THINGS IN THIS WORLD AMEN We Would BE Dead Unaware What We Our Eating SO PRAISE GOD FOR JUST SAVING OUR LIFES EVERYDAY!!!

[Rocketqueen]

http://www.christiananswers.net/info.html
aww thats sweet...i was reading along there of what that are doing

[Rocketqueen]

And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works.
-2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NKJV)
Amen !!! st john ch.1.4.5 in him was life and the life was the light of men and the light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not.... we got plenty of wolves in the sheep cloths AMEN , the one thing they all will be rewarded for i believe GOD Is Good we must be harmless as doves and be as wise as the serpent, let,em preach on... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[metalchris25]

----------------------
LIP GLOSS AND BLACK - Atreyu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tabbed by: Nick Manning
Email:Shibby6991@hotmail.com

Tuning: EADGBE - Standard

If you want to play the solo in standard tuning like I did here you go:


E|----------------------------|-------------|-------------|
B|----------------------------|-------------|-------------|
G|--10/12-15--13-12--12p13p12-|-------------|-------------|
D|----------------------------|-13----------|-------------|
A|----------------------------|----15-13~~~~|~~~~~~~~-----|
E|----------------------------|-------------|-------------|

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|-------------15--------13--------12---------| x2
D|--15-13-12-13--13-12-13--13-12-13--13-12-13-|
A|--------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|-------------18--------16--------15---------| x2
D|--18-16-15-16--16-15-16--16-15-16--16-15-16-|
A|--------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------16--------15---------|
B|--16/18\16-15p16p15--16-15-16--16-15-16--16-15-16-|
G|-------------------15-----------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------16--------15---------|-------------|
B|--16/18\16-15p16p15--16-15-16--16-15-16--16-15-16-|-15~~~~~~~~--|
G|-------------------15-----------------------------|-------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|-------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|-------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|-------------|

There's a little bit of variation on a few parts but that's basically it.

[Anna1011]

OMG i love that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my copy n paste = In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3

[Xterminator27]

Dimensions:
24 Fps
650x350
Default Background (White)


is my last copy paste.

[RMadd]

The Black Heart Procession;

[Sincirr]

haha tab pastes! yeaaahhh!!

mine: hehe was working on something for a choir:
http://www.kunstderfuge.com/_/messiah_22_%28c%29unknown.mid

[Anna1011]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7415082499&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Anyone wanna buy!

[Sincirr]

no not the girls. i mean they just seem to have integrity but totaly cave when they like a guy, same with glen with a girl

oh yeh! that was from msn when my friend didnt get the message cos she was bumped off!

[metalchris25]

Verse 1:
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When I wander through the desert, and I’m longing for my home
Asus2 C#m
All my dreams have gone astray,
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When I’m stranded in the valley, and I’m tired and all alone
Asus2 C#m
It seems like I’ve lost my way


Pre-chorus:
F#m Asus2 F#m Asus2
I go running to your mountain, where your mercy sets me free


Chorus:
E C#m
You are my strong tower, shelter over me
Asus2
Beautiful and mighty, everlasting king
E C#m
You are my strong tower, fortress when I’m weak
Asus2 Bsus2 C#m Asus2
Your name is true and holy, and your face is all I seek


Verse 2:
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
In the middle of my darkness, in the midst of all my fear
Asus2 C#m
You’re my refuge and my hope
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When the storm of life is raging, and the thunder’s all I hear
Asus2 C#m
You speak softly to my soul
I love this song and was sending it to a friend to learn so we could play it together next time we meet.

[bilal]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

[metalchris25]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[Steve]

http://www.quakeone.com

[Anna1011]

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

[metalchris25]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too

[Lunar Shadow]

http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?showtopic=4945&hl=

[Unforgiven Fan]

C:\Program Files\Adobe\Adobe Photoshop CS2\Plug-Ins


for a new plugin for my photoshop program

[Sincirr]

okay i am gonna put someone elses copy and paste on here cos I am on a college computer...here goes!

- Roger Scruton, 1997, The Aesthetics of Music, Oxford University Press, NY
• imagination, expression, value and culture in music

- Albright A.C., 1997, Choreographing Difference, Wesleyan University Press
• ‘Dancing bodies and the stories they tell (p.119)
• written autobiogs can’t give much bodily experience and history. Esp, as females this can be a vital part of the bio

- Carter A. (Ed.), 1998, The Routledge Dance Studies Reader, Routledge
• imaginary homelands: creating a new dance language
• choreographing history

[bilal]

http://www.alterbridge.it/stapp/click/out.php?url=http://www.alterbridge.it/stapp/media/video/Scott%20Stapp%20-%20Surround%20Me%20(Live%20Acoustic%20At%20House%20Of%20Blues%2011-10-05).zip

[metalchris25]

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."
# It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

# The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

# Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

# The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

# Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

# Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

# Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

# Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

# When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

[Sincirr]

shes unavalible at the momeant my baby baby but sissy is here ...we dont need any mushrooms Lmao we our high and out of it enough but Donna Lee There A Good Excuse to use when your wasted and on cloud 9 anyways ..i do lots of shrooms haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and im looking for those postes and i did,nt see any

CREEDSISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Mulletman]

On a porch a letter sat
Then you said i wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i dont know whether
Im the boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay...

Make me cry <guitar solo>

Ooooh I see
I dont know theres something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay
I dont wanna stay (2x)
Dont
Dont wanna
Oh... yeah... oooh...

[Rocketqueen]

On a porch a letter sat
Then you said i wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah...
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i dont know whether
Im the boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay...

Make me cry <guitar solo>

Ooooh I see
I dont know theres something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay
I dont wanna stay (2x)
Dont
Dont wanna
Oh... yeah... oooh... :roll: :roll: :roll: oh...yeah...oooh...

[Rocketqueen]

shes unavalible at the momeant my baby baby but sissy is here ...we dont need any mushrooms Lmao we our high and out of it enough but Donna Lee There A Good Excuse to use when your wasted and on cloud 9 anyways ..i do lots of shrooms haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and im looking for those postes and i did,nt see any

CREEDSISTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
it took me a few to figure out if that was my post or yours i set there and looke at it and oh da goodness that big screen name gave you away dat my donna lee baby

[Sincirr]

^HEHE It was from a quote of yours that i posted.

MIne for 2day:
All my life I wanted a guitar.
Now I just want my life back.

[metalchris25]

Universe Marvel Universe
Real Name Peter Benjamin Parker
Aliases Tiger, Spidey, Webhead, Webslinger, Wall-crawler; formerly Hornet, Dusk, Ricochet, Prodigy, Black Marvel, Bag-Man, Captain Universe, Spider-Hulk, Spider-Phoenix, Puny Parker, Masked Marvel
Identity Secret, known to certain government officials, known to some family members, certain enemies
Occupation Freelance photographer, science teacher
Citizenship U.S.A.
Place of Birth New York City, New York
Known Relatives Richard Parker (father, deceased), Mary Parker (mother, deceased), Benjamin Parker (uncle, deceased), May Parker (aunt), Will Fitzpatrick (grandfather), Mary Jane Watson-Parker (wife), May Parker (daughter, deceased), Benjamin Reilly (Scarlet Spider, clone, deceased), Kaine (clone), other clones (deceased)
Group Affiliation Avengers, formerly the New Fantastic Four (w/Wolverine, Ghost Rider, Hulk), the Outlaws
Education College graduate (biophysics major), doctorate studies in biochemistry (incomplete)

Image:Inf_physical.gif
Height 5'10"
Weight 167 lbs.
Eyes Hazel
Hair Brown
Image:Inf_powers.gif
Powers
Peter can cling to most surfaces, has superhuman strength and is roughly 15 times faster than a regular human. His spider-sense provides an early warning detection system linked with his superhuman kinesthetics, enabling him the ability to evade most any injury, provided he cognitively override the autonomic reflexes. It has recently been enhanced after his transformation from the Queen to include a stronger psychic alignment with his environment, especially with other arachnids and insects. He can now create organic webs limited by his body's health and nutrition. Recent new abilities resulting from his rebirth after battling Morlun include night vision, increased sensory awareness via vibratory patterns transmitted on his web lines, and twin retractable stingers within his forearms. He can use the hairs on his body to detect subtle changes in the wind. His skin's adhesive ability, previously concentrated mainly on his palms and soles of his feet, is now more greatly present throughout his body including his face (used to prevent undesirable mask removal) and back.
Abilities
Peter is an accomplished scientist, inventor and photographer.
Weapons
Paraphernalia
Spider-tracers that he can follow with his spider-sense; the spider-signal light; formerly web shooters; Spider-Man's new costume is equipped with filters in the mouth area to keep out toxins, audio amplification, visual amplification, including infrared and ultraviolet, and a short-range GPS microwave communication system, a built in fire, police, and emergency scanners, and retractable webbing at his armpits that allow short bursts of gliding. The costume is made of a material that can serve as a bulletproof jacket against small caliber bullets.

The first upgrade to the costume, Stark added three mechanical waldo arms, which can grab and move objects as well housing cameras which transmit images back to the costume's eyepiece. The waldoes also can be used offensively in combat. The costume is now built out of a liquid metal nanofiber material allowing it to quickly change in appearance upon mental command into anything from Spider-Man's civilian clothes to his former costumes.

[RMadd]

<~~ ummmmm..... wow......

[The Lithium]

It's lonely where you are, come back down, and I won't tell 'em your name

[metalchris25]

Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.


The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep.


The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!

[Anna1011]

http://69.30.203.99/~playdough/fdcgi/cgiproxy/nph-proxy.pl

[Rocketqueen]

^HEHE It was from a quote of yours that i posted.

MIne for 2day:
All my life I wanted a guitar.
Now I just want my life back.
i know i know my donna lee baby, but you did,nt quote it i think ya typed it and i got confused untill i Realised i have,nt pasted anything but i got a new background check it out

[Sincirr]

:nut:
LOL HOW BOOOORING

[bilal]

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=D41C2BFF4123FB19

[bilal]

f theref there

[Rocketqueen]

:nut:
LOL HOW BOOOORING Ha Ha Ha YOU LIKED IT YOU LIKED IT Anybody Else Donna Lee Baby Would Have Gotten With The Chair Except Wubs Wubs!!! You !!!! Ya Never Off Chick With A Sword In Her Hand
He He :samurai:

[Anna1011]

Bullet For My Valentine ~ Crazy Train

[Sincirr]

Introduction of a free shuttle bus service in parramatta’s CBD
First of its kind in NSW
Funded by CBD parking meter revenue
As the city continues to grow and establish itself as Sydney’s second CBD
Considering that two-thirds of all journeys to parramatta are made by car it is imperative that we find more ways to encourage people out of their cars and into more environmentally sustaineable forms of transport
PARRAMATTA ADVERTISER WED MARCH 29, 2006 PAGE 8

[bilal]

1970 Plymouth : Barracuda Cuda Conv

[ABYanks]

Breaking News!

Fuel fans, we got some news! We got our guy ... and this is gonna be real good! We've found our singer. We've been working with this guy for a while now and he's great. Last month we recorded and submitted a three song demo and, in order to comply with the powers that be, have been waiting for approval while all this other chaos has been going on. Well ... they love what they are hearing and seeing and are excited about what is happening and we are working on getting in the studio to cut the next Fuel record ASAP. I'll keep you posted for more details as they come, but ... hey ... we are finally at the starting gates and ready to roll. Great singer, great songs, it all starting to happen! Stay tuned! Car

[Creed7352]

Breaking News!

Fuel fans, we got some news! We got our guy ... and this is gonna be real good! We've found our singer. We've been working with this guy for a while now and he's great. Last month we recorded and submitted a three song demo and, in order to comply with the powers that be, have been waiting for approval while all this other chaos has been going on. Well ... they love what they are hearing and seeing and are excited about what is happening and we are working on getting in the studio to cut the next Fuel record ASAP. I'll keep you posted for more details as they come, but ... hey ... we are finally at the starting gates and ready to roll. Great singer, great songs, it all starting to happen! Stay tuned! Car

:D

[RMadd]

i saw chris daughtry (the american idol guy?) was reportedly offered the "job" but turned it down....

[bilal]

http://web.mac.com/alter.bridge/iWeb/Alter%20Bridge/Video.html

[metalchris25]

poetry.comp@yahoo.com

[Sincirr]

When will he get to go home
So he can take some Benadryl (that was the chord I was after! Alright!)
Because hes tired; Hes really sick
Hes SICK AND TIRED!!! (OH YEAH!)

Somebody get him some drugs
So that he can…go to sleep
So that he don’t have a runny nose no more
Get rid of the temperature!!!
Got a fever of 105

If it doesn’t go down he might not be a-
-live for long
I don’t know why I’m trying to make this song rhyme; Because I cant,
Because like Jake, I’m tired

(Thanks very much,
You’ve been a great audience.
Id like to thank my mom,
for giving me birth
…There’s other people coming!)

haaaaaaaa!!!! Thats a bit of a song I improvised for my sick friend tonight haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh shit!

[Rocketqueen]

When will he get to go home
So he can take some Benadryl (that was the chord I was after! Alright!)
Because hes tired; Hes really sick
Hes SICK AND TIRED!!! (OH YEAH!)

Somebody get him some drugs
So that he can…go to sleep
So that he don’t have a runny nose no more
Get rid of the temperature!!!
Got a fever of 105

If it doesn’t go down he might not be a-
-live for long
I don’t know why I’m trying to make this song rhyme; Because I cant,
Because like Jake, I’m tired

(Thanks very much,
You’ve been a great audience.
Id like to thank my mom,
for giving me birth
…There’s other people coming!)

haaaaaaaa!!!! Thats a bit of a song I improvised for my sick friend tonight haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh shit! Perhaps A simple Get Well Soon would have done it, BUT THEN AGAIN NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:

[metalchris25]

Prayer of Thanks

Throughout all generations we will render thanks unto Thee
And declare Thy praise,
Evening, morning, and noon,
For our lives which are in Thy care,
For our souls which are in Thy keeping
For thy miracles which we witness daily,
And for Thy wondrous deeds and blessings toward us at all times.

[Rocketqueen]

Prayer of Thanks

Throughout all generations we will render thanks unto Thee
And declare Thy praise,
Evening, morning, and noon,
For our lives which are in Thy care,
For our souls which are in Thy keeping
For thy miracles which we witness daily,
And for Thy wondrous deeds and blessings toward us at all times. that was beautiful , Beautiful Praise My God My God For Your Love Uplifts The Stars And Your Voice Sings Unto The Trees And Rocks Theme To Sleep And They Slumber In Your Sweet Peace Up Hold Our Weak Arms Our Lord And Make Us Like The Branches Of Your Trees To Always Praise Thee ,

[metalchris25]

I like that one.

[Rocketqueen]

thanks

[Sincirr]

http://www.ossmann.com/bigears/

I hate doing this when all i have is a url! fffffffffffffff!!!

[metalchris25]

http://www.shures.net/?cat=7

[Prog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nZzBnTpHnI

[bilal]

http://www.shures.net/?cat=7



:D

[bilal]

You are viewing lyrics of SLOW CHEETAH by RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS from the album STADIUM ARCADIUM (2006) at
LyricsAndSongs.COM


Waking up dead inside of my head
Will never never do there is no med
No medicine to take

I've had a chance to be insane
Asylum from the falling rain
I've had a chance to break

It's so bad it's got to be good
Mysterious girl misunderstood
Dressed like a wedding cake

Any other day and I might play
A funeral march for Bonnie Brae
Why try and run away

[Chorus:]
Slow cheetah come
Before my forest
Looks like it's on today

Slow cheetah come
It's so euphoric
No matter what they say

I know a girl
She worked in a store
She knew not what
Her life was for
She barely knew her name

They tried to tell her
She would never be
As happy as the girl
In the magazine
She bought it with her pay

[Chorus]

Everyone has
So much to say
They talk talk talk
Their lives away
Don't even hesitate

Walking on down
To the burial ground
It's a very old dance
With a merry old sound
Looks like it's on today

[Chorus 2x]

[metalchris25]

http://ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/nick_mason_pink_floyd_reunion_will_happen.html

[metalchris25]

http://www.martectx.de/whatswrong.swf

[Sincirr]

Hey, Got this out of a Chinese Newspaper. Thats me on the right.

AAAAHHHRRGH!! Well at least Gideon looks cool! And the other 2 pictured, I must say...Why THAT photo!!!

ha! Enjoy!
Donna

[GoodGodGirl23]

You are viewing lyrics of SLOW CHEETAH by RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS from the album STADIUM ARCADIUM (2006) at
LyricsAndSongs.COM


Waking up dead inside of my head
Will never never do there is no med
No medicine to take

I've had a chance to be insane
Asylum from the falling rain
I've had a chance to break

It's so bad it's got to be good
Mysterious girl misunderstood
Dressed like a wedding cake

Any other day and I might play
A funeral march for Bonnie Brae
Why try and run away

[Chorus:]
Slow cheetah come
Before my forest
Looks like it's on today

Slow cheetah come
It's so euphoric
No matter what they say

I know a girl
She worked in a store
She knew not what
Her life was for
She barely knew her name

They tried to tell her
She would never be
As happy as the girl
In the magazine
She bought it with her pay

[Chorus]

Everyone has
So much to say
They talk talk talk
Their lives away
Don't even hesitate

Walking on down
To the burial ground
It's a very old dance
With a merry old sound
Looks like it's on today

[Chorus 2x]
I totally love The Red Hot Chili Peppers!

[bilal]

after a brief hiatus, ok not so brief hiatus (i think that might be the only time i've used hiatus twice in one sentence - make that thrice) i'm finally back at my blog. and no it wasn't entirely my fault. you can blame the amazing combo of the newly privatised kesc and the newly privatised ptcl for collaborating on an ultra irritating mission to knock me of the information superhighway. yes i'm the only guy left in karachi with neither a ups for my pc nor a dsl connection for the net. and yes i use windows 98. gives me a classic tinge. the golden oldie a la frank sinatra if you follow my gist. and as usual ive started ramblind when theres so much to report.

first off - exams over. and thats enough said on the subject.

that brings us to the subject of humpty dumpty. from now on we will refer to the man as humpty (mhrih). which means humpty (may he rot in hell).

humpty dumpty has pushed me of the wall
he's pushed so hard i may not get up at all
and mr. boy blames me (he's got some pluck)
to hell with them both. i don't give a f***

the fat freak actually had the nerve to suggest that it was me (me!) who was responsible for the delay in work. i'd like to see him complete it at any deadline himself. boy am i pissed. i'm even more ticked off at mr. boy for believing that crap. i mean ive been working my ass off for 3 years now for mr. boy and it takes one 30 second phonecall from a lazy tub of lard to wash away all the hard work. and while i'm hurt as hell i can't say i have any regret at being more or less losing my place in his paraa. i mean whats the point of working for him when he doesn't value my work at all? anyways for the time being i've been picked up (after a great deal of political football) by mango and aitch-ell for hino. and thats not a bad deal at all. as i mentioned to mobeen, right now i'd be happy if i got gino's. hino is more than good enough. it might even turn out to be one of those haq mein behtar things inshaAllah. i've got my fingers crossed.

what with exams and loadshedding and broken down phones and things i've not been able to mention that my nephew is here!!! yes in karachi!! and while he's not yet mastered "mamoojan" he says "a-bbah-sss" better than several of my gora-ified classmates did back in school. he's busy redefining cuteness. mashaAllah.

by the way keep your umbrellas in handy the monsoon season officially kicks off on the morning of the fifteenth. it might just rain soon...
:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 11:02 PM | link | 5 comments |
Bollywood - the Peshawari flavour

And this is why pathans will always be pathans. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 5:45 PM | link | 5 comments |
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Realisation
mein ne samjhaa tha ke tu hai to darakhshan hai hayat
tera gham hai to gham-e-deher ka jhagra kyaa hai?
teri surat se hai aalam mein baharon ko sabaat
teri aankhon ke sivaa duniya mein rakha kyaa hai?
tu jo mil jaaye to taqdeer nigoon ho jaaye
yun na tha - mein ne faqat chaha tha yun ho jaye
aur bhi dukh hain zamanay mein muhabbat ke siva
rahatein aur bhi hain visl ki rahat ke sivaa

Mujh se pehli si muhabbat meray mehboob na maang.

Faiz Ahmed Faiz
:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 11:08 PM | link | 7 comments |
Friday, May 26, 2006
"You amuse me at times"
N: wat makes u think that an artistic temprament generally is similar to mine?

Xill-e-Ilahi: well...

N: you amuse me at times. LOL

Xill-e-Ilahi: =) what's that supposed to mean?

N: ah well ***raises her brows***

N: =) never mind

Xill-e-Ilahi: ok. it didn't see mind-able anyway.


Funny how its sometimes a lot of fun making other people smile.


Life, otherwise, continues to be boring. Amma's back but I don't like cherries and she didn't bring chilghozay (what are they called in English? I wonder). The renovation shit is giving me major headaches and the NBFC rules are giving me bigger ones. I hope I never have to read them again. If any of you prays for me, please please please double the prayers...

:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 1:30 AM | link | 5 comments |
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Calypso, Calypso-oh!!!
I remember how Zaheer Abbas once told me that for a true afficionado of the game, the West Indian team was always the best team after his own team. True, he was referring to a past generation. I suppose its Australia for most kids nowadays. The same way its Brazil for football. But for someone who felt that the best thing in the history of cricket was the four pronged pace attack led by the two Cs of fast bowling - a west indian victory even after their retirement is a mood lifter.

So the party's on, crew! one more and they get the series win.

"we be burnin', not concernin' what nobody wanna say
we be earnin' dollars turnin' coz we mind de pon we pay..."

woo hoo!



As an afterthought, I feel i'm getting a tad too excited. it's only a crappy one-day series. and thrillers or no thrillers, i still say down with limited overs cricket.

Also Jayasuria's decision reversal has served no purpose. he's not made the team.

and that's about all i could gather from the dawn sports pages that was worth mentioning. i've sworn myself off ten sports till after the exams.
:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 2:17 PM | link | 2 comments |
Monday, May 22, 2006
Bravo to Bravo or Sunrises, Roosters and Lara
I only watched three overs of the match (because I was studying - so don't ask, Fudge!!!) and they were the first two of the West Indian innings and the last one of the Indian innings. Awesome match. It almost made me reconsider my opinion that one day cricket should be banned altogether in favour of the five day version. But it wasn't that good.

Jeremy Coney on Lara's defensive technique - and this is seriously quote of the year material:
"Trying to get a ball past him is like trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster."


And I just found out today that Gilgit is backward enough to not be accessible by mobile. Also that the Serena Hotel over there has an incompetent twit at the PABX which is why i had to call fifteen times before I could get through to my mother. Fifteen! Sheesh.


Also there are few things in life i would pass over in order to swot the foreign exchange manual. Even an evening with Adeel Noor would be more interesting. Well actually its not that bad...
:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 2:08 AM | link | 2 comments |
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Happy Birthday.

cake
Originally uploaded by Xill-e-Ilahi. Because you are there when I need you.
And because I always need you.
And because of the million and one other reasons I'm not going to go into ( mainly because this is beginning to sound like some of your favorite Hindi films)

Because, in a nutshell, you're you and that matters,

I wish you the happiest birthday of your life with even happier days to follow. May that smile never fade and the twinlke never leave your eyes.

Happy Birthday Fudge!

:: posted by Xill-e-Ilahi, 1:42 AM | link | 1 comments |

[GoodGodGirl23]

I tried to copy and paste sumfink in my profile on Creedfeed, but it didn't turn out.. bummer!:eek:

[bilal]

Chak De! ................

[Rocketqueen]

i need to get on mine, Lord :confused: I foget How So help Me

[Sincirr]

^ hold down ctrl+V my dearrrr

heres mine...
We Christians, who fellowship mostly in Church and at other various God-centred social occasions, tend to coast along in waters that we blend in so easily with, gratefully camouflaged from anything that we don’t wish to come into contact with. Michelle’s various vocations find her in increasingly less-familiar waters, where her way of life seems to stand out like a bright blue dolphin in a scarlet-red sea.

Instead of swimming away however, or compromising her true colours so to speak, she seems to thirst for more opportunities of influencing her circle of non-believing acquaintances and friends with the lifestyle and integrity of one committed to Christ, whilst wading in their post-modern waters, where the perception of “freedom” is very different from the ones who truly are free.

[Rocketqueen]

^ hold down ctrl+V my dearrrr

heres mine...
Thanks Donna, i kmow where the Ctrl IS ITS BELOW MY FAVORITE KEY!!!!!!!! Yessssssssssssss but where is the V, Her way Of Life seems to stand out like a bright blue dolphin in a scarlet red sea....Awww Donna Beautiful The More I think On It :D so help me she sounds like strange fruit to me too !!!

[metalchris25]

James Hetfield: New Metallica Album Is 'Coming Along As It Should'

Metallica took part in a press conference on June 13, 2006 prior to their concert at Tallinn Song Festival Grounds in Estonia.

On the subject of the progress of the songwriting sessions for the band's new album, guitarist/vocalist James Hetfield said, "It coming along exactly as it should. We're not rushing too much. [We're] taking our time. We want this to be just really good. [Laughs] [We're] sifting through not only… Well, in the old days, we had a riff tape, a cassette each. You know, 'Here's my ideas.' When we were on tour [in support of 'St. Anger'], the [jam sessions in] rehearsal rooms were recorded, so we had about 15 CDs filled — and that wasn't even all of them — of filtered, good basis for songs. So we have a lot of material, which is better than the other way around. So we have a lot to go through and pick out the best. We're going to be [at it] a little while. Rick Rubin is the producer, who's done very amazing things with people, and especially bands that have … think they've gotten as far as they can, he comes in and shows them again what made them what they are and why, and brings them to their roots in a different way. So we're pretty excited about his input."

When asked how the creative process — both live and in the studio — has changed over the course of the last 20 years, Hetfield said, "The creative process… live and creating in the studio are completely different beasts. What happens out here [on the road]… We're obviously in the middle of recording a new record, coming out here to do some shows… it gets your chops up again, gets your voice back in shape, [it helps you] remember why you are doing it, you see all the fans out there, it inspires you, [and] you go back in the studio with a fresh new appreciation of why you have this gift. So the live show, the whole thing, inspires the studio. The creative process in the studio… It's changed a bit over time from Lars [Ulrich, drums] and I sitting in a room putting things together to including everyone, and now it's kind of a combination of both. I'll bring some things into the hat that already have lyrics or something, or Lars will come in with certain ideas, and we'll all have individual ideas, but we'll also create things together. A lot of that happened, like I said, on the 'St. Anger' tour in the warm-up rooms."

A 26-minute video clip containing some of the highlights from the press conference as well as the band's pre-show ritual and the actual live performance can be viewed at this location.

According to a press release issued by the Estonian concert agency BDG, Metallica's June 13, 2006 concert at Tallinn Song Festival Grounds in Estonia was attended by around 78,000 people — breaking all previous audience records (the previous record was set by Michael Jackson in 1997).

Estonian Prime Minister Andrus Ansip and the Mayor of Tallinn Jüri Ratas came to greet the band before the show. Georgian Defence Minister was also present at the concert.

Metallica's show in Tallinn was the only one in Northern Europe and brought to Estonia almost 30,000 people from the neighboring countries.

As previously reported, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich told England's BBC Radio 1 that the group's new album is likely to be released in the summer or early autumn of 2007. Ulrich explained, "I think we've realized that the creative process works a little slower for us than it used to, and we're OK with that. It's not a bad thing, unless, of course, you're waiting for a record." Ulrich added that the band now is far more relaxed than the turbulent state in which it recorded 2003's "St. Anger". The drummer said, "Everybody's getting along, having a great time...Back on ('St. Anger'), it was just a very different experience 'cause we had to kind of get it back together. Now everything's cool."

[bilal]

life iz preety much better now man....exams over!!!!....hehe......hmmmm.....so man..what ur doing in ur holidays....i am back to my office.....but i guess u should be having some good vacation time now.....man...use these days preety well..u know...take advice from this oldie who knows that he will never see holidays of such extent and freedom ever in his life...though i had these times in my life...but i was ..well...just a teenage...like u...hope ur doing good buddy...and hows ur life man???

[Sincirr]

"I think that one of the freedoms I do have is freedom of thought," he says. "I'm allowed to have views of an alternative nature, whether some of them are a bit abstract or out there maybe. If you're in a nine-to-five situation it's difficult to entertain alternative thoughts because you're very entrained, by the people that are above you, to think and behave a certain way. Obviously most people, including me, are in debt to the bank, and that's a perfect way of maintaining a certain form of reality where you have to behave and perform certain duties to society. My aim in this band is to try to escape that. Through the process of doing that you start to develop slightly alternate ideas of reality. I think anyone would, if they could step out of it."
Matt proving he's not as nutty as one would THINK!:eek:

[metalchris25]

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[Rocketqueen]

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well what the heck is it

[Prog]

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[metalchris25]

okay us guys cop it all the time so now is the time for revenge!

Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[metalchris25]

well what the heck is it

Evidence that one of the guys on gamefaqs is an idiot.

[bilal]

http://www.dumbvideos.com/mariomishaps.html

[metalchris25]

that was very cool! lol!^

[metalchris25]

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[bilal]

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[Sincirr]

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LMFAAAAAAAAAO!!!!

[metalchris25]

In the wake of being faced with five violations, including drug possession, by the Ohio State Highway Patrol, WWE.com reports that Rob Van Dam and Sabu arrived at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia at 1:30 p.m. today and immediately went into a meeting with Vice President of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis.

Following the meeting, Mr. Laurinaitis told WWE.com that Rob Van Dam and Sabu will be eligible to compete tonight on RAW and tomorrow night at ECW on Sci Fi while an ongoing investigation is being conducted by World Wrestling Entertainment. The two men will be appearing in court Thursday morning at Ironton Municipal Court.

According to the Ironton Tribune, Rob Van Dam and Sabu were pulled over on U.S. 52, near Patrick Street in Hanging Rock, Ohio at about 10:15 p.m. Sunday night. The two were apparently driving from their performances at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena earlier in the evening.

According to the Ohio State Police, as reported by the Ironton Tribune, Van Dam was initially stopped for speeding. When troopers approached his vehicle, they smelled marijuana and performed a search. Troopers found RVD in possession of 18 grams of marijuana and five Vicodin, prescription pain pills. Sabu was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and also had nine pills that were not immediately identifiable, but were known to be controlled substances, according to the OSHP. Both were cited and posted bond at the scene.

[bilal]

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[bilal]

Spoken:(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club
and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch.

Spoken:(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Catman)
Weeeeellll!!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
Weeeeelllll!!

(Kyle)
I"m warning you!

(Cartman)
OKay, OKay

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.

Singin:Cartman

Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit and suck my dick
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

What?

OH, Fuck

[metalchris25]

Discover Magazine Issues jul-06 departments Blinded by Science: The Way of All Flesh
Blinded by Science: The Way of All Flesh
Bringing home the bacon may become a thing of the past when we can grow our own.
By Bruno Maddox
DISCOVER Vol. 27 No. 07 | July 2006 | Technology


"It would look," says Dr. Vladimir Mironov, a cell biologist at the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston, "like a coffee machine. This is my dream."

Yet here is the thing. The object of Dr. Mironov's dreams may well look like a coffee machine, possibly even down to the satisfyingly hinged compartments and the Krups logo, but it will produce meat. The good doctor, who has made a career in the field of artificial-tissue generation, says that in the future we'll be sprinkling a few "starter cells" into our meat machine before we go to bed and adding a cup or two of "growth medium." The next morning we'll awake to an appetizing, fully formed lump of pork or beef or poultry, ready to be fried up with breakfast, or braised in time for lunch, or hurled raw across the room at an unreasonable spouse whose wrongheaded notions about pretty much everything the hours of darkness have somehow failed to dispel.

If you missed this news, that may be because it received less play in the science sections of the world's newspapers than in those slender nether pages of items about burglars getting stuck in chimneys and drunken Russian men waking up with spikes in their heads. I can only imagine that in the minds of certain editors the mention of artificial meat triggered associations with tempeh, seitan, Quorn, and other substances vegetarians have been turning up with at barbecues over the last few decades. Meat-that-isn't-really-meat, they must have thought. That's a big deal?

The big deal they missed is that this is meat that really is meat, and the implications are nothing short of thunderous.

For one thing, consider space travel. It may sound pathetic, but one of the commonly voiced obstacles to long-range space exploration is the problem of feeding astronauts in a sufficiently nutritious and entertaining way so that they don't go completely insane and instigate homicidal power contests with the onboard computer. Little squeezable sachets full of supposedly roast-chicken-flavored soy might, in a pinch, sustain a person as far as Mars, but to reach Pluto, let alone Alpha Centauri, an astronaut is going to require something resembling a cheeseburger.

When synthetic-meat technology matures, we thus are likely to pillage and plunder the universe to an extent that we cannot yet conceive. The yawning chasms of space are but trivialities to a man with a capon leg to munch on and a fax machine that doubles as a prosciutto slicer. We will probe the edges of our universe with a gusto that only a satisfied carnivore can muster. And then when we actually land on another Earth-like planet and stare up at two suns, synthetic meat will let us put down roots. I'm envisioning some sort of central dome for work and play and then an archipelago of automated meat-farm domes. Young lovers who have never known Earth shall slip away from their senior prom and yield to each other's fumbling in the moon-dappled hollow of a turkey orchard. On Saturday they shall meet discreetly in the beef dome. He will pluck a blood vessel and tuck it gently behind her ear. She will kiss him, and they will wander shyly among the tenderloins.

And we shall be thin again. The steaks and chops we use to fill our faces will have the fat content of mere salmon. Nor shall we submit any longer to disease. Salmonella, mad cow, E. coli . . . these will be consigned to the dustbin of meat history and the name pool of heavy-metal bands.

Back here on Earth, this once-gorgeous planet, now plodded and trammeled by doomed and flatulent cattle, shall see its scenery restored when billions of acres are replanted with swards of lush, sky-thickening rain forest.

Do not for a moment wonder, Will we be happy, we people? Born again into our fake-meat Eden, the answer can only be yes.

Except for some of us.

[RMadd]

Queensrÿche

[bilal]

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[bilal]

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[Sincirr]

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hmmmm...oh i think thats a link to a muse album advertisedment from memory...

[metalchris25]

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[Dogstar]

Trampling resolve
Wringing out the red
Feed the green disease
Drink until you’re dead

[bilal]

Aliens after all. Gods and prophets. Ancient astronauts. What a revelation. Conjectured extraterrestrial visitors to Earth in its distant past. Human beings are either the descendants or creations of aliens who landed on Earth millennia ago, and much of our culture was given to us by extraterrestrial visitors in the time of pre-history.

What a revelation, thought Mukhtar of Sector 687. What would the ancient religionists think. Or would have thought. This moment had it come five hundred years ago, the vanishing of religion would not have required the Philosopher Kings. The Kings under which all sectors of the world lived.

Mukhtar was taught about the end of religion at the communal school he was sent to by his test-tube parents in Sector 969. It was a one thousand-fifty-year process. But the philosopher kings finally rid the world of religion. However, even they didn’t know a lot about how to exactly react to the revelation. At least that’s what Mukhtar thought. And hoped.

But he was still interested in the meaning of his name. And its historical context. It meant nothing, he was always told. Just an ancient name. But why did he always felt like an anachronism? An artifact which appeared out of place archaeologically or geologically.

Did he not belong to this day and age? Was he lifted from a past and put here by aliens? And if so, why would the aliens do that?

Police State. Yes, Police State, he thought. He had read this expression somewhere. Where? And why was he usually cautioned by his parents about its usage? He asked, but was never told. Just to be be careful. The Philosopher Kings don’t appreciate such old-hat, worn out nonsense.

Thus Mukhrar did wonder: Was a Police State something bad. Bad enough to make the Philosopher Kings think that their ways embodied this badness? Or at least a part of it?

Whatever, the news about the revelation kept pouring in through the sonic receptors inbred in the population’s inner ears. There was talk, discussion, Q&A sessions about an alien called Merlin by the ancients experiencing time backwards and helping build the Star Blocks of Sector 996 in West Timberlands. Star Blocks were once called Stonehenge by the ancients. Then there was also talk, discussion, Q&A sessions about how aliens helped ancient prophets like one called Muhammad to ascent to giant sky stations which were thought be and curiously called “heaven,” returning before a glass knocked over had spilt its contents.

The philosopher kings had gotten rid of religion because it was inherently evil and violent. This was what Mukhrar was always taught. And that any assertions, and the beliefs arising thereof, must be justified without faith. He believed it. The people believed it. But why, he thought, so many ancients still insisted on having a theistic belief?

And would the aliens return? Or were the Philosopher Kings put there by the same aliens? If so, then did the aliens believe they were wrong to help the ancients in ways they did and that to rectify the mistakes, put the Philosopher Kings? And more so, maybe the Philosopher Kings were aliens as well!

Because usually people were like Mukhar. Quietly doubting what they were taught in logic, science, philosophy and the arts and instead having a silent but strong yearning for a belief in something they could not understand or comprehend but believe in nonetheless.

If only he could use one of those few micro-wormholes the grand science masters were perfecting in the bent-gravitational labs around Sector 51 in Plot-Dust. He would like to go back at least two thousand years from now. To live in a world where there was belief in Gods and prophets.

But Mukhar’s father thought this to be a naïve yearning. You wont survive there for more than an hour, he used to tell him. There was always great bloodshed, death, irrationalism and silly behavior among the believers, he told him. And anyway, if the Philosopher Kings ever knew about certain people’s yearnings in this regard, they would not be happy. They’ll have them frozen in the dreaded Cold Logic Areas.

Worried about his son’s yearnings and troublesome questions, Mukhtar’s father had requested one of his own teachers, Mater Ching-Fu, at the Grandfather Paradox University of Rational Time Travel Theories & Possibilities, to spend some time talking to his son. The University was one of the oldest, built soon after the last Post-Clergy-Turmoil some five hundred years ago. Its faculty and students weren’t always on the Philosopher Kings’ invitation and special audience lists. So he was safe to assume Master Ching-Fu wouldn’t write a Caution Thesis on Mukhtar for the Sector Philosophy Vanguards.

Master Ching-Fu began his specially designated lecture to young, troubled Mukhtar …

“No objects have an intrinsic characteristic of truth. Therefore everything that we perceive to be true can only be mere individual or social constructions, or the meanings that we attach to them. Therefore the world is a social construct with no objective truth.”

Mukhtar was awestruck. Master Ching-Fu was not using the thousand-year-old Philosopher Kings’ reasoning about rationalism to curb Mukhtar’s yearnings for an unseen, unexplicable God who trancedents both space and time. And neither, like most of the university’s teachers and students, was he indulging in forbidden thoughts of recreating such a God. He was saying something totally new. Master Ching-Fu carried on:

"There is no truth. This statement at the very first glance is self-contradictory. It propounds that there is no truth. But for this to be true, the doctrine itself would have to be false. Therefore the doctrine is claiming simultaneously that there is no truth, while at the same time that it, itself, is true. How’s this for a belief?”

But Mukhtar was suspecious. Is this the Sector Philosophy Vanguards new way to tackle Ancient Cognitive Allergies? And was Master Ching-Fu actually a Sector Philosophy Vanguard? And worse, was his father too?
“Tell me,” said Master Ching-Fu, if given a choice, what religion would you like to choose for yourself if managing to travel back two
thousand years in one of those micro-wormholes?”

“I’m not sure. Of whatever little I know or have been taught of them, they all sound the same. I just want to experience the …err…the silly beliefs and rituals that were associated with them.” Said Mukhtar.

“So you think ancient astronauts were silly?” Asked Master Ching-Fu.

“The religionists were silly.” Said Mukhtar. “You know that. The Philosopher Kings have always said how violent and silly they were.”
Master Ching-Fu smiled: “Two thousand years down many would be saying the same about the great Philosopher Kings.”

“But I’m not, I’m not!” Said Mukhtar, almost panicking.
“I know you’re not saying this,” said Master Cing-Fu. “I am!”
He told Mukhtar how excited he was to hear about the revelation.
“So,” Mukhtar wondered. “Maybe Master Ching-Fu is an alie

[StappsSaviour]

:psyche:

[bilal]

not very good.....

[StappsSaviour]

whats not very good?

[bilal]

whats not very good?


hehe....that was what it came from Ctrl+V (paste function).....wasnt directed to any one..... :)

[metalchris25]

Despite having once vowed that they would never release greatest hits album, Oasis are releasing a double disc, the 18 track album "Stop The Clocks" on November 20, according to GIGWise.

Unlike many "best of" albums, the collection will draw on their better known B-sides as well as the hit singles. All tracks on the album have been hand-picked by the band themselves from their twelve year history.

The band said in a statement: “Unlike most albums of this nature, Oasis have sat down and undertaken the almost impossible job of picking what they consider to be their finest moments ever.

“So 'Stop The Clocks' is imbued with the sort of wilfulness that has helped make Oasis the favourite band of millions of people worldwide and its running order will no doubt provoke equal parts adulation and bar discussions from the millions of Oasis fans worldwide. Could it ever be any other way?”

[metalchris25]

http://cleanstream.net/mirrors/bunny_suicide/

[metalchris25]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/hardyboyzreunion

[StappsSaviour]

hehe....that was what it came from Ctrl+V (paste function).....wasnt directed to any one..... :)

ah i c...
i get it now...
lolz

:p

[bilal]

yup...i dont know you...but happy birthday

[StappsSaviour]

im confused now...



no last copy and paste...
lolz