Unpublished Children's Books (funny)

[Higher_Desire]

- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- All Dogs Go to Hell
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Your Daddy Drinks Because You
- Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
- The Tickling Babysitter
- Babar Meets the Taxidermist
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
- The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
- How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
- Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
- Barney: The Prison Years
- It's All Your Fault: A Guide to Living in a Single Parent Home


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[creedsister]

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