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Old 12-14-2004, 02:18 AM   #1
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Relearn Love Parody

ok, i was reading through the lyrics of Relearn Love, and then looked at some sites out on the web, and ive come to the conclusion that i needed to write something to make fun of Relearn Love. so, here it goes

I Need Gloves

On a dark and lonely sidewalk
I need some cardboard for a bed
I have no shirt and I'm half naked...
The man I was with creed needs fed
Bad weather came and now im freezing
My chilly toes now match my hands
What I really need is shelter
And for my hands, a pair of gloves


(chorus)

Knit me a sweater, a pull over
And a pair of gloves
And I'll tell you again…
I need a pair of gloves

The comfort of creed isnt around me
Marks calloused hands, for me, dont shred
I lay on cardboard, no longer wealthy
That beloved man's not who I am
I rode creeds fame and I've been burned
All I need's a second chance
My job's been given over to Myles
And I don't even have, a pair of gloves

Give me a hoodie, or blanket
And a pair of gloves
I'll tell you again…


I need a pair of gloves
Give me some matches, and vodka
And a pair of gloves
Ill tell you again...

I NEED SOME GLOVES!

I was selfish, thought the world loved me
Tremonti finally had enough
And he set me free

My pride meant nothing
And I was playing creed songs still
My popularity is falling
Now I know how the homeless feel

Can you still knit?
Just remember
Oh remember
…my pair of gloves!

(I need some gloves) (I'll tell you again) (to to make my gloves!)

Make me some gloves (or buy me a sweater, damn weather)
Buy Me, or Buy me a pair of gloves (Give me some gloves, i'll tell you again)
I need them now, now, buy me some liquor (and I need gloves)
A sweater, just a sweather
And I need me some gloves!
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If you have a song called relearn love that you would like to parody, you can post it here...I didnt like this song too much by the way, in case you were wondering...and stapp has been kinda weird lately...bye
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:27 AM   #2
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Give the guy a break... he wrote the song based on his relationship with Jesus Christ. What with this sudden surge of Stapp bashing here?
Old 12-14-2004, 03:03 AM   #3
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I realize you're trying to be funny, but personally, I don't like it. No offense.


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Old 12-14-2004, 04:31 AM   #4
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Well I think it was pretty funny. (In one of those sad, retarded ways) But it gave me quite a laugh, well done lol
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:24 AM   #5
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Quote: The comfort of creed isnt around me
Marks calloused hands, for me, dont shred
I lay on cardboard, no longer wealthy
That beloved man's not who I am
I rode creeds fame and I've been burned
All I need's a second chance
My job's been given over to Myles
And I don't even have, a pair of gloves





I think it`s funny.....i didn´t like the song either.
Old 12-14-2004, 09:39 AM   #6
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That was a really stupid thing to do. A year ago it wouldn't have been allowed on this message board.
I clicked on it because I thought someone would have the courtesy to mention how disresepectful this was....worthy of another place maybe, but here? That's sad.
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:03 AM   #7
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Let´s have a bit of sense of humor!!!!
Old 12-14-2004, 10:24 AM   #8
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Meh, it wasn't that funny. But I've come to expect anti-Stapp statements. One of the anti-Stapp people on another forum I visit(who happens to be a huge AB fan) rewrote Relearn Love to account for Stapp's singing "accent". That actually made me laugh.
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:42 AM   #9
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Some parody's are worth reading...some may even be somewhat entertaining...the only thing i can say about this is, though it was a creative endeavour by it's author....it most definitely was out of line.
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