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romanian farmer "breaks" penis
only word on my mind....ouch!
![]() http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain. Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing. He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain. "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes." I guess nothing is as sexy as a woman hanging up the washing.... ![]()
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Poor Dude !!!
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for some reason, i remember hearing a story very similar to this, maybe a year or two ago, about some eastern european older man having some sort of problem with his wanker, tho i'm sure it wasn't this exact story. still pretty painful sounding, tho. i guess america isn't the only place where an older man can get the younger chicks (wouldn't it be weird thinking "oh, i was 29 when she was born"? in that way, makes it sound almost like child molestation lol)
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OUCH...man, that had to be a bitch.
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"Son of a biscuit eater!!!!"
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Sucks for him
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i found the article on another board actually.... ![]() i'm just trying to how imagine how looking at a girl hanging up the washing could get a dude so aroused. she must be something....LOL
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it more in likely was up before i saw her how it got there before he saw his girl hanging out that wash HAAAAAAAAAA was not in the article that i get but how he broke it Ouch I can Feel The Pop Bam Like one of those Glow In The Dark Sticks When You Pop It Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa I know his was Not Glowing
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Tough break...
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:d :d :d :d :d
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