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Old 03-30-2004, 02:24 PM   #1
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Funny Jokes (sexual content)

A friend e-mailed me these. Thought you may like them.


Question: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Answer: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.

Question: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.

Question: What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Question: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Question: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Question: What are the only three words needed to ruin a man's ego?
Answer: "Is it in?"

Question: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Question: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

Question: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Question: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


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Old 03-30-2004, 02:59 PM   #2
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Old 03-30-2004, 03:00 PM   #3
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So break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul
You never needed any help
You sold me out to save yourself
And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know
If you still care, don't ever let me know...

"Snuff" - Slipknot
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Old 03-31-2004, 12:56 AM   #4
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not that funny
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:13 AM   #5
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Question: What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
That was the best one, that was funny, they were all funny

Thanks for sharing
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See the bird with the leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out.'

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Old 03-31-2004, 09:35 PM   #6
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oh God... lol
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:35 PM   #7
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*snorts in laughter* Wow. Amazing stuff. Where did you get them?
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