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08-17-2003, 05:57 AM
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Jimmy... they were shocking...
 that's terrible, they're not even funny. You were asked for bad jokes, not disgusting offensive ones... 
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Well, I'm happy for very joke...It just have to be bad!
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08-17-2003, 01:46 PM
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Your moms so nasty, that when you said you were hungry for crabs, she spread her legs
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 So, I guess my lil blonde joke wasn't so bad?  |
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 uke:  UGH!!! EWWWWWW!!! |
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08-17-2003, 01:51 PM
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Your moms so ugly, she had to pay her pillows to sleep with her
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I never heard dead baby jokes before |
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Well, that joke is very dirty, but it is that kinda joke I need...Sorry!
 I want so bad jokes that there ain't even funny...
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what has 2 legs and bleeds all over the carpet?
half a cat. ----------- more baby jokes ----------- how do you make a baby float? take your foot off its head. Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage? A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead! (damn elephants get into everything!) Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth? A: with a blender! Q: how do you get them out? A: with a straw. Q : Whats the worst thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas ? A : Cancer (end baby sequence) ------------------------ ok a real joke Johnny and Timmy are 2 twin brothers. They came running downstairs on Christmas morning and found a huge pile of presents. After they're done tearing through the pile Johnny has everything he could ever want( a toy plane, a remote control car, a new toy firetruck, new video games, everything!), while Timmy only has a small matchbox car. Johnny asks Timmy "arent you mad that i got alot more presents than you?" Timmy while playing with his matchbox car happily replies "Yeah, but at least i dont have cancer."
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HAHAHAHAHA!!
I'm fucking love 'em Jim!
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