Something Funny A Friend Sent Me...I Needed A Laugh

Trimontana · 12-20-2005, 03:26 PM

An American boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realise she is heading stright towards his seat. Awave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or vacation?"
" Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
Whoa!!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgegous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she is going to the meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "Whats your business role at the convention?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experienes to debunk some of the popular about sexuality."
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the native American Indian who is most likely to possess that traith.
Another popular mith is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek desent"
Suddenly, the woman becomes very imbarrassed and blushes. "Im sorry." she says, " I shouldnt be discussing this with you,I dont even know your name!
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand.
"Tonto Papadopoulos."

RMadd · 12-20-2005, 05:09 PM

hilarious! i've heard a joke similar to that before, except for the name was something like squanto rodriguez (native american & hispanic). i don't think it involved the nympho tho lol

RoffeDH · 12-20-2005, 05:19 PM

Quiet funny but you could see the point comming, one joke that I've heard thet's pretty funny... Wrong but funny...

How do you make a child cry two times in a row...?
You whipe the blood of your penise on his taddy beer!

Sooooo sooooo soooo wrong!

Trimontana · 12-20-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) hilarious! i've heard a joke similar to that before, except for the name was something like squanto rodriguez (native american & hispanic). i don't think it involved the nympho tho lol

Glad you liked it man. I know there are similar jokes to that one but hey i just try to cheer up the board a bit

and myself too.

12-20-2005, 03:26 PM	#1
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Something Funny A Friend Sent Me...I Needed A Laugh An American boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realise she is heading stright towards his seat. Awave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or vacation?" " Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states. Whoa!!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgegous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she is going to the meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "Whats your business role at the convention?" "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experienes to debunk some of the popular about sexuality." "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the native American Indian who is most likely to possess that traith. Another popular mith is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek desent" Suddenly, the woman becomes very imbarrassed and blushes. "Im sorry." she says, " I shouldnt be discussing this with you,I dont even know your name! "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos." __________________ Papa Roach's Tobin Esperance: "If you're gonna wear makeup, it's not about looking pretty. It's gotta look like you've been up all night doing drugs."

12-20-2005, 05:09 PM	#2
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Re: Something Funny A Friend Sent Me...I Needed A Laugh hilarious! i've heard a joke similar to that before, except for the name was something like squanto rodriguez (native american & hispanic). i don't think it involved the nympho tho lol __________________

12-20-2005, 05:19 PM	#3
RoffeDH USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 722 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	Re: Something Funny A Friend Sent Me...I Needed A Laugh Quiet funny but you could see the point comming, one joke that I've heard thet's pretty funny... Wrong but funny... How do you make a child cry two times in a row...? You whipe the blood of your penise on his taddy beer! Sooooo sooooo soooo wrong! __________________ I kissed their feet in London in september Does anyone know if Myles like my "jungel vrål" candy? Gave it to them when they were in London last time... PM me and tell me

12-20-2005, 05:27 PM	#4
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Re: Something Funny A Friend Sent Me...I Needed A Laugh Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) hilarious! i've heard a joke similar to that before, except for the name was something like squanto rodriguez (native american & hispanic). i don't think it involved the nympho tho lol Glad you liked it man. I know there are similar jokes to that one but hey i just try to cheer up the board a bit and myself too. __________________ Papa Roach's Tobin Esperance: "If you're gonna wear makeup, it's not about looking pretty. It's gotta look like you've been up all night doing drugs."

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