Really funny story/joke about Hillary Clinton

Higher_Desire · 01-28-2004, 01:18 PM

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."; - he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" - the Senator asks "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." - he replied. "And what is your question? -asks the Senator. "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

H-D

RMadd · 01-28-2004, 04:04 PM

I've seen that before... funny stuff. I've got a slightly humorous story. I guess it's only funny if you're from Missouri, or are familiar with the two pronunciations of our great state's name. She was in St. Louis around Christmas to attend a fundraiser for some kooky Democrat running for US Senate or House, I believe. But, to the point, in her speech to the fundraiser attendees, she referred to Missouri in both manners (Miz-er-ee, the common pronunciation; and Miz-er-uh, the more "hick" pronunciation of the state's name). Seems like someone's trying to get the farmers and rural-dwelling people on her side, eh?

Mulletman · 01-28-2004, 04:24 PM

LOL

hah

JenRN · 01-28-2004, 04:27 PM

My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" I guess you can imagine my views on Hillary

marlsy · 01-28-2004, 07:21 PM

LOLol, funny, I'm with Jen, I will just keep my mouth shut about that woman!!!

Mulletman · 01-28-2004, 10:30 PM

"Mrs. Clinton, my gas station is like your sex life, self-serve! Oh my goodness, what happened, what happened... Ghandi happened!"

- Late Nite with Conan O'Brian

Bridge of Clay · 01-29-2004, 08:13 PM

lol!

I posted that joke here a long time ago. Except it was with bush!

facelessman · 01-29-2004, 10:38 PM

haha...interesting

RMadd · 01-29-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tremonti_Fed) lol!

I posted that joke here a long time ago. Except it was with bush!

I thought I had heard that somewhere w/ Bush as the "subject".

Higher_Desire · 01-30-2004, 04:30 PM

Hmmm. I don't remember ever having read it before. Oh well.

H-D

DangerousDan85 · 01-30-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) i'd hit it

that's pretty gross man, but to each his own

Mulletman · 01-30-2004, 11:32 PM

smooth... quoting me about something that I never said on this thread

DangerousDan85 · 01-30-2004, 11:37 PM

yeah "smooth" is my middle name

RMadd · 01-31-2004, 01:15 AM

Dan--what happened to the leprechaun?

01-28-2004, 01:18 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Really funny story/joke about Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."; - he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" - the Senator asks "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." - he replied. "And what is your question? -asks the Senator. "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth? H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

01-28-2004, 04:04 PM	#2
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	I've seen that before... funny stuff. I've got a slightly humorous story. I guess it's only funny if you're from Missouri, or are familiar with the two pronunciations of our great state's name. She was in St. Louis around Christmas to attend a fundraiser for some kooky Democrat running for US Senate or House, I believe. But, to the point, in her speech to the fundraiser attendees, she referred to Missouri in both manners (Miz-er-ee, the common pronunciation; and Miz-er-uh, the more "hick" pronunciation of the state's name). Seems like someone's trying to get the farmers and rural-dwelling people on her side, eh? __________________

01-28-2004, 04:24 PM	#3
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LOL hah __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

01-28-2004, 04:27 PM	#4
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" I guess you can imagine my views on Hillary __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

01-28-2004, 07:21 PM	#5
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	LOLol, funny, I'm with Jen, I will just keep my mouth shut about that woman!!! __________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

01-28-2004, 10:30 PM	#6
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	"Mrs. Clinton, my gas station is like your sex life, self-serve! Oh my goodness, what happened, what happened... Ghandi happened!" - Late Nite with Conan O'Brian __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

01-29-2004, 08:13 PM	#7
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	lol! I posted that joke here a long time ago. Except it was with bush! __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

01-29-2004, 10:39 PM	#9
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Tremonti_Fed) lol! I posted that joke here a long time ago. Except it was with bush! I thought I had heard that somewhere w/ Bush as the "subject". __________________

01-30-2004, 04:30 PM	#10
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Hmmm. I don't remember ever having read it before. Oh well. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

01-30-2004, 11:32 PM	#12
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	smooth... quoting me about something that I never said on this thread __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

01-31-2004, 01:15 AM	#14
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Dan--what happened to the leprechaun? __________________

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