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01-28-2004, 01:18 PM | #1 |
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Really funny story/joke about Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."; - he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" - the Senator asks "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." - he replied. "And what is your question? -asks the Senator. "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?
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I've seen that before... funny stuff. I've got a slightly humorous story. I guess it's only funny if you're from Missouri, or are familiar with the two pronunciations of our great state's name. She was in St. Louis around Christmas to attend a fundraiser for some kooky Democrat running for US Senate or House, I believe. But, to the point, in her speech to the fundraiser attendees, she referred to Missouri in both manners (Miz-er-ee, the common pronunciation; and Miz-er-uh, the more "hick" pronunciation of the state's name). Seems like someone's trying to get the farmers and rural-dwelling people on her side, eh?
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LOL
hah
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My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" I guess you can imagine my views on Hillary
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LOLol, funny, I'm with Jen, I will just keep my mouth shut about that woman!!!
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lol!
I posted that joke here a long time ago. Except it was with bush!
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haha...interesting
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I thought I had heard that somewhere w/ Bush as the "subject".
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Hmmm. I don't remember ever having read it before. Oh well.
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that's pretty gross man, but to each his own
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smooth... quoting me about something that I never said on this thread
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yeah "smooth" is my middle name
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Dan--what happened to the leprechaun?
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