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02-14-2004, 06:22 PM | #1 |
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For that special someone on that special day! :)
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. 2. Thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. 3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not 6. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face 7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life 9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming 10. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way 11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" 12. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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LOL Mullet, you NEVER let us down!
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02-14-2004, 07:26 PM | #3 |
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LMFAO, Mullet...I love that last one .
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LMAO, Mullet. Thanks for posting them.
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that was great. Thanks Mullet, that gave me laugh for the day.
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That is freakin' great. LOL!
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My personal favorites! LMAO Mullet.
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Just GREAT, Mullet!
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lol that was awesome
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Bravo!!!!!!!!
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for those that need a quick pick up
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Thanks
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