Cute Little Sayings

allison · 10-30-2002, 01:23 PM

What are some sayings that you yourself say or that you hear people say? I think these differ by geographical location so it might be fun to see if we hear some we've never heard before.

My mom, being the southerner that she is, has quite a few sayings. What I can think of right now is:

"It's colder than a witch's tit!"

"He/she can talk the balls off a brass monkey!"

"It's hotter than a whore in church!"

"This place looks like a whorehouse on Sunday morning!"

Dogstar · 10-30-2002, 03:18 PM

This place looks like Grant took Richmond

This place looks like a hesper

This place looks like a cyclone hit it

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

That is wicked!

The (insert item here) has sh** the bed.

Read JDM · 10-30-2002, 03:56 PM

One that I use all the time is, "Are you for real?" I once said that to a British colleague visiting America, and he looked at me funny. But on the other hand, I understand the British have an expression, "Mind the gap," which means you should watch your step getting on the subway. I think that's one of the coolest expressions I've heard. I wish I could find an everyday use for it!

Unforgiven Fan · 10-30-2002, 05:35 PM

two of the sayings I use a lot is:

I'm just ducky

go uck a duck

TeriB19 · 10-30-2002, 09:45 PM

Some of mine:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.......

I'm a font of useless information.....

It's not cold enough in hell yet for me to do...........

Gimme some of that crack you're smoking.........Get off the crackpipe........./How much crack did you smoke?(all variations on the same theme)

He/She looked at me like I had 36 heads........

Oh that can't be good.....

Not before my first cup of coffee please..........

hayley · 10-30-2002, 10:09 PM

lol those are really good i can't think of any! or should i say, i don't know any...

faceless kiwi · 10-30-2002, 10:27 PM

My sayings:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Snortmyster · 10-30-2002, 10:56 PM

slipperyer than snot on a brass door knob.

it sucks to be you .

dial 1-800-too f*^#'ing bad wa

if life was a bitch it would be easy.

if you don't like the answer you got you shouldn't have asked the guestion.

never under estimate the power of human stupiddy.

thats why your you and I'm not.

your mouth is writin checks your body can't cash

Frog with glass ass leaps but once if you feel frogy than leap.

sheep dip.

put crap in one hand and want in the other and see which gets full faster.

and thats just a few of the ones I use on almost a daily basis
my wife will tell you i'm full of then little sayins.

TeriB19 · 10-30-2002, 10:58 PM

I've always been very fond of "It sucks to be you". One of the great ones.

faceless kiwi · 10-30-2002, 11:02 PM

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Wrinkled.... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up

Rehab..... Is for Quitters

STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

hayley · 10-31-2002, 01:03 AM

lol those are really funny, habe!

Dogstar · 10-31-2002, 01:06 AM

Thought of a couple of more....
Are you on crack?
Are you all right? (As in are you nuts?)
Get a clue...buy one if you have to
Your elevator doesn't quite reach the top
The light is on but nobody's home
He's out there where the buses don't run
He doesn't have all four wheels on the road
She's on transmit but not receive
He's wired for sound

Oh, and for you older folks:
He's so cheap he wouldn't pay a nickel to see the buffalo sh**.

Siana · 10-31-2002, 09:40 AM

:lol:

allison · 10-31-2002, 10:23 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Snortmyster
put crap in one hand and want in the other and see which gets full faster.

A variation on that one that my mom always used to say to my sisters and me when we asked for something:

"Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which gets full the fastest."

It used to make me so mad!!!

Siana · 10-31-2002, 10:24 AM

i'm sure of that

10-30-2002, 01:23 PM	#1
allison USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 880 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Cute Little Sayings What are some sayings that you yourself say or that you hear people say? I think these differ by geographical location so it might be fun to see if we hear some we've never heard before. My mom, being the southerner that she is, has quite a few sayings. What I can think of right now is: "It's colder than a witch's tit!" "He/she can talk the balls off a brass monkey!" "It's hotter than a whore in church!" "This place looks like a whorehouse on Sunday morning!" __________________ "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?" ~ Jeremy Bentham No, Marcos, thank YOU!

10-30-2002, 03:18 PM	#2
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	This place looks like Grant took Richmond This place looks like a hesper This place looks like a cyclone hit it Better to be pissed off than pissed on That is wicked! The (insert item here) has sh** the bed. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

10-30-2002, 09:45 PM	#5
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Some of mine: Not that there's anything wrong with that....... I'm a font of useless information..... It's not cold enough in hell yet for me to do........... Gimme some of that crack you're smoking.........Get off the crackpipe........./How much crack did you smoke?(all variations on the same theme) He/She looked at me like I had 36 heads........ Oh that can't be good..... Not before my first cup of coffee please.......... __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

10-30-2002, 10:27 PM	#7
faceless kiwi USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 817 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	My sayings: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. __________________ "You got the whole world listening But you got nothing to say. And as we gathered in the ashes Said "fire em up boys and let 'em go" They're making music for the masses Sliced up real thin for the radio. Now all that you took for granted Has been replaced. Replaced by an actor. And now that you're left with nothing but more of the same. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You all sound the same, With nothing to say. We say your an actor!." PACIFIER- NOTHING

10-30-2002, 10:58 PM	#9
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I've always been very fond of "It sucks to be you". One of the great ones. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

10-30-2002, 11:02 PM	#10
faceless kiwi USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 817 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing. It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Wrinkled.... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up Rehab..... Is for Quitters STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! __________________ "You got the whole world listening But you got nothing to say. And as we gathered in the ashes Said "fire em up boys and let 'em go" They're making music for the masses Sliced up real thin for the radio. Now all that you took for granted Has been replaced. Replaced by an actor. And now that you're left with nothing but more of the same. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You all sound the same, With nothing to say. We say your an actor!." PACIFIER- NOTHING

10-31-2002, 01:06 AM	#12
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Thought of a couple of more.... Are you on crack? Are you all right? (As in are you nuts?) Get a clue...buy one if you have to Your elevator doesn't quite reach the top The light is on but nobody's home He's out there where the buses don't run He doesn't have all four wheels on the road She's on transmit but not receive He's wired for sound Oh, and for you older folks: He's so cheap he wouldn't pay a nickel to see the buffalo sh**. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

10-31-2002, 10:23 AM	#14
allison USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 880 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by Snortmyster put crap in one hand and want in the other and see which gets full faster. A variation on that one that my mom always used to say to my sisters and me when we asked for something: "Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which gets full the fastest." It used to make me so mad!!! __________________ "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?" ~ Jeremy Bentham No, Marcos, thank YOU!

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