Cute Little Sayings - Page 2

JenRN · 10-31-2002, 10:31 AM

Sometimes up north in PA people would say...

You are full of piss and vinegar! esp. used when someone is acting nutty or spiteful

Dogstar · 10-31-2002, 01:32 PM

That's a good New England one, too. I told someone from Calif. that I was full of piss & vinegar and the person didn't know what it meant. Regionalisms can be so funny sometimes.

TeriB19 · 10-31-2002, 09:52 PM

I am originally from Philly and that's another one we used, he's full of piss and vinegar. I also like:

He's 5 cans short of a 6 pack
He's 9 cents short of a dime
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Save up and buy yourself a clue
or a variation
Let's all save up and buy (insert name here) a clue

Snortmyster · 10-31-2002, 10:04 PM

Here is a couple more real quick,

If someone is lets say a bit of a tramp or sluty ,

I usualy call them a garden tool ie.( a hoe ).

Not the sharpest tool in the shead.

Your so narrow minded you can look through a key hole with both eyes.

or you can stack you thoughts verticaly.

Your head is so far up your butt it's causing advance stages of mental retardation

Dogstar · 11-01-2002, 03:49 AM

LOL, Snortmyster...Good ones...
A few more....

You're six short of dozen.
You're a few clowns short of a circus.
You're not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Lady Valkyrie · 11-01-2002, 06:07 PM

Depression is anger without emotion.

Not so cute but true.

Snortmyster · 11-02-2002, 12:05 AM

couple more.

If someone does some thing really cool or sweet for me
I'll say something like , I don't care what so and so ( usualy there best friend or something ) says about you your allright
which somrtimes they give you a funny look , or they will say I don't care what so and so says.
Your as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
I'm as busy as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest.
some one askes me how i'm doin it's fair to partly cloudy.

higher than the price of grocerys or now a days gas.

Dogstar · 11-02-2002, 12:10 AM

LMAO @ the submarine one!

TeriB19 · 11-02-2002, 07:53 AM

The submarine one is funny, and I use the "I don't care what *** says about you" one a lot.

Dogstar · 11-02-2002, 12:25 PM

My dad uses that one a lot, too, and it still makes me laugh!

Mulletman · 11-02-2002, 02:49 PM

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did.""

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

"There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone."

TeriB19 · 11-02-2002, 09:20 PM

Growing up when there was thunder my mom would say it's just the angels: 1) Moving furniture or 2) Bowling. I had an aunt that passed away last year and she was somewhat bossy. Now that my kids question thunder, I tell them it's just Aunt AnneMarie telling the angels where to move her furniture, and when there's a lot of thunder, she must not be happy with where the angels put it and is having them move it again. They enjoy that and aren't scared.

Mulletman · 11-02-2002, 09:32 PM

lol cute

allison · 11-03-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Mulletman
<b>"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."" </b>

OMG, that is so mean...so why am I laughing? LOL

faceless kiwi · 11-03-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote: Originally posted by allison
so why am I laughing?  LOL

Coz its darn funny.

10-31-2002, 10:31 AM	#16
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Sometimes up north in PA people would say... You are full of piss and vinegar! esp. used when someone is acting nutty or spiteful __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

10-31-2002, 01:32 PM	#17
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	That's a good New England one, too. I told someone from Calif. that I was full of piss & vinegar and the person didn't know what it meant. Regionalisms can be so funny sometimes. __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

10-31-2002, 09:52 PM	#18
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I am originally from Philly and that's another one we used, he's full of piss and vinegar. I also like: He's 5 cans short of a 6 pack He's 9 cents short of a dime He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer Save up and buy yourself a clue or a variation Let's all save up and buy (insert name here) a clue __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

11-01-2002, 03:49 AM	#20
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LOL, Snortmyster...Good ones... A few more.... You're six short of dozen. You're a few clowns short of a circus. You're not the brightest bulb in the chandelier __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-02-2002, 12:10 AM	#23
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LMAO @ the submarine one! __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-02-2002, 07:53 AM	#24
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	The submarine one is funny, and I use the "I don't care what * says about you" one a lot. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT:** It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

11-02-2002, 12:25 PM	#25
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	My dad uses that one a lot, too, and it still makes me laugh! __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

11-02-2002, 02:49 PM	#26
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."" "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." "There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone." __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

11-02-2002, 09:20 PM	#27
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Growing up when there was thunder my mom would say it's just the angels: 1) Moving furniture or 2) Bowling. I had an aunt that passed away last year and she was somewhat bossy. Now that my kids question thunder, I tell them it's just Aunt AnneMarie telling the angels where to move her furniture, and when there's a lot of thunder, she must not be happy with where the angels put it and is having them move it again. They enjoy that and aren't scared. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

11-02-2002, 09:32 PM	#28
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	lol cute __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

11-03-2002, 03:30 PM	#29
allison USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 880 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by Mulletman <b>"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."" </b> OMG, that is so mean...so why am I laughing? LOL __________________ "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?" ~ Jeremy Bentham No, Marcos, thank YOU!

11-03-2002, 09:09 PM	#30
faceless kiwi USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 817 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by allison so why am I laughing?  LOL Coz its darn funny. __________________ "You got the whole world listening But you got nothing to say. And as we gathered in the ashes Said "fire em up boys and let 'em go" They're making music for the masses Sliced up real thin for the radio. Now all that you took for granted Has been replaced. Replaced by an actor. And now that you're left with nothing but more of the same. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You all sound the same, With nothing to say. We say your an actor!." PACIFIER- NOTHING

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