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Gender of Inanimate Objects
lol this is great.....
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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LMAO that was awesome
HAHA Squeezable ... lol Haha good one
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that's great! the Copiers was wondaful!
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you know your copy machines Ziplock Bags
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AWESOME, THIS THREAD REINFORCES STEROTYPES AND PROMOTES SEXISM.
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LOL might aswell laugh at your own kind
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oh come on, please have a sense of humour! it has a friendly dig at BOTH sexes and is just a harmless laugh. the hourglass and the hammer are funny as.
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I loved the Tire and Sponge
And yeah, have a scence of humor, geez louise
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this isn't man or woman bashing just a bit of fun. considering you're the only person to object tells me something. oh i can't take credit for these but i wish i could......
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Just pretend ... you did it, master of coolness
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oh okay i wrote it all.....i am a comic genius! convinced yet?
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Yay, heres your reward .... a free session at the tanning clinic! WOOO HOO
hehehe
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i'm going to need it......lol.
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I'm so going to win .... you're so going to have to buy me dinner .... just reminding you! lol
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mite learn something heyyyyyyyyyyy
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