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01-17-2005, 12:05 AM | #1 |
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What a woman says... what a man hears
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW" H-D
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01-17-2005, 02:03 AM | #2 |
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LOL ... on the floor, that's some kinky stuff right there! lol that was funny, where do you find these things?
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lol that is funny......there is an ad over here where this women is complaining to her man about spending too much with his mates and coming home too late. all he hears is "i want to"......"cook you something".
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LOL.You made my day man. I was all bored at the office and i had a laugh
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Oh my gosh, that is way too funny!!!!
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01-17-2005, 09:26 AM | #6 |
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What's so funny? I have those conversations everyday
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Now, if I told you that, it wouldn't be special of me to post them. You'd find them yourself and post them instead of me. Sometimes, its good to have secrets.
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
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ohhhh...Higher is our "secret agent man..." lol Again too damn funny Higher thanks...
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HD.........
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Post of the day!!!
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
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