Words Women Use

[TeriB19]

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks -
this will cause you to have one of those
arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the
five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you
take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on
your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to
turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and
end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a
woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care" You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools
off.

LOUD SIGH
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment, and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over
"Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay content.


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you
back for whatever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with
the word "Fine" and in conjunction with
a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are
going to be in some mighty big
trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A
woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you
have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance
with the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just
say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman
will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies
that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by
the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as
she will only tell you "Nothing"

[marlsy]

:lol: :lol: That's too funny Teri!!! And soooo true too!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

*Eye Candy*......A gorgeous looking hunk of a man, either in person, or a pic!!

[Dogstar]

LMAO! especially at GO AHEAD!!! Hahahahaha, I have been guilty of that one, with both raised and normal eyebrows...

[Sheila63]

Teri, those are so funny and true. :lol: LMAO!

[Kim V.]

LOL Teri, too funny!! You've seen my signature at the bottom of my posts, right? Because it's so true, if mama ain't happy, everyone else can be miserable! hehe So keep me happy and nobody gets hurt!

[Higher_Desire]

Thanks for that. It kinda helps. Of course, as all us guys know... You have more code-words than just those.


H-D

[Weathered]

ahhh so thats why my g/f gets really pissed when i say fine when were arguing lol...thanks teri

[facelessman]

hmm im goin to have to remeber those

[AllForTheBoys]

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:lol: I agree!!

[AllForTheBoys]

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H-D [/b][/quote]
You know it! :lol:

[GeeK_2004]

so true!!

[Mulletman]

so thats why nothing i ever do makes you all happy...

[RMadd]

I gotta write those down! Is understanding them the secret to true happiness in a relationship?

[Mulletman]

an oh yea, thanks alot! i just got yelled at for putting an ice tray back with one cube on it and because they found an emtpy juice bottle in the back of the fridge