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Old 08-16-2003, 03:22 PM   #1
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I gotta need a joke...Help me!

Hey guys...I gotta need a very quick and VERY bad American joke...Can you guys help me out?

At least I hope so!
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:27 PM   #2
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I know some Yo Mama jokes
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:32 PM   #3
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Go ahead Julie! I'm happy for all of 'em! As bed as better! (or how to say it)
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:34 PM   #4
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Yo Mamas like a brick Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

I got that from someone else here Can't remember who though
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:39 PM   #5
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Okay...Yeah, that's a bad one! Please keep wroting! That's only one, I want more!



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Old 08-16-2003, 04:15 PM   #6
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Quote: Originally posted by JulieLovesCreed
Yo Mamas like a brick  Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

I got that from someone else here  Can't remember who though



Julie! Spank Spank!!! LOL!!!! :P
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:17 PM   #7
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Re: I gotta need a joke...Help me!

Quote: Originally posted by extreme_LITHIUM
Hey guys...I gotta need a very quick and VERY bad American joke...Can you guys help me out?

At least I hope so!



You know how you can tell a blonde has been useing her vibrater? Her two front teeth are chipped....:P
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Old 08-16-2003, 05:47 PM   #8
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Sorry:embarass: I usually don't tell dirty jokes like that:embarass:
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Old 08-16-2003, 06:27 PM   #9
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Quote: Originally posted by JulieLovesCreed
Yo Mamas like a brick  Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

I got that from someone else here  Can't remember who though


that would be me
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:18 PM   #10
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Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85
that would be me


Oh ya! It was you Dan
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:27 PM   #11
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how bout these-
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?


i dont have a cadilac in my garage!


Whats worse than 5 dead babies stapled to a tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees!

whats small, red, and scratches at the window?

a baby in a microwave!
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:29 PM   #12
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Those were kinda sick :eye:
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:12 AM   #13
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oh yeah!
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I had a friend that use to tell those kinda jokes all the time
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Yeah, that's good Jim! Keep jokeing!
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