Pick-up Lines!

JenRN · 05-28-2003, 05:16 PM

I thought we could share some pick up lines either we have done in our day or have had done to us. This could be funny! The reason I started this is because today after I left the gym I went grocery shopping and needless to say looked a mess, my hair was all back in a ponytail all sweaty and I had on jeans and a t-shirt and sandals. As I was picking out some OJ some "idiot" says, "Hey I just wanted to see if you look as good from the front as you do from the back, are you married?" I just stood there and thought what a shmuck

He must be freaking desperate because I was NOT looking too great and was in a hurry! I looked at him and I said "You have to be freaking kidding me?" He turned and said, Oh I see your married, he is a lucky man" I just walked away from him and thought to myself YOU JACKASS!!!!!!! And I thought I had seen them all!

JulieCitySlicker · 05-28-2003, 05:22 PM

I had a guy come upto me in a grocery store to Jen

I was with my brother's ex g/f and the guy came up and said " I don't know how other guys have treated you in the past I will treat you so much better". I was like whatever and walked away from him almost laughing

My bro's ex was in shock cuz she had never seen anything like that before in her life

Lechium · 05-28-2003, 09:39 PM

Pickup lines are dumb. Never used them, and prolly never will.

P.S. does "hey, so what do you major in?" and "man (yeah I know how awesome it is to start a ick up like with "man" lol), I wish out professor could speak English well" count? Cuz, that's my conversation starter after calss hehe

creedfan47a · 05-28-2003, 09:51 PM

You're such a ladies man Lech. :lol:

Lechium · 05-28-2003, 10:05 PM

We start as friends you know.. and than I grab my ballsack and ask them out =)

creedfan47a · 05-28-2003, 10:16 PM

How lovely for them.

Mulletman · 05-28-2003, 10:40 PM

"hey, wanna fuck?" (straight and forword)

ive picked up girls without even a word, all i had to do was pick up an instrument. like some malls have pianos and some stores have cheap guitars for sale.... just pick up an instrument and pick a top 40 song and go with the flow.

Xterminator27 · 05-28-2003, 10:45 PM

You know they call me moses, Drop your bongs and ill show you how i can part the red sea!

hehe try that one and see how hard she smacks you

JenRN · 05-28-2003, 11:12 PM

This is turning into a nightmare!

Mulletman · 05-28-2003, 11:25 PM

bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe?

JenRN · 05-28-2003, 11:27 PM

goddess_bb · 05-28-2003, 11:31 PM

Worst pick-up line...are your legs tired? You have been running through my mind all day...

uke:

Xterminator27 · 05-28-2003, 11:56 PM

Mulletman · 05-29-2003, 10:48 AM

"This leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years.... how about we meet between the holidays?"

TeriB19 · 05-29-2003, 11:10 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Mulletman
bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe?

Oh that line always gets me hot!!!!

05-28-2003, 05:16 PM	#1
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Pick- up lines! I thought we could share some pick up lines either we have done in our day or have had done to us. This could be funny! The reason I started this is because today after I left the gym I went grocery shopping and needless to say looked a mess, my hair was all back in a ponytail all sweaty and I had on jeans and a t-shirt and sandals. As I was picking out some OJ some "idiot" says, "Hey I just wanted to see if you look as good from the front as you do from the back, are you married?" I just stood there and thought what a shmuck He must be freaking desperate because I was NOT looking too great and was in a hurry! I looked at him and I said "You have to be freaking kidding me?" He turned and said, Oh I see your married, he is a lucky man" I just walked away from him and thought to myself YOU JACKASS!!!!!!! And I thought I had seen them all! __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

05-28-2003, 05:22 PM	#2
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	I had a guy come upto me in a grocery store to Jen I was with my brother's ex g/f and the guy came up and said " I don't know how other guys have treated you in the past I will treat you so much better". I was like whatever and walked away from him almost laughing My bro's ex was in shock cuz she had never seen anything like that before in her life __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

05-28-2003, 09:39 PM	#3
Lechium USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,293 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Pickup lines are dumb. Never used them, and prolly never will. P.S. does "hey, so what do you major in?" and "man (yeah I know how awesome it is to start a ick up like with "man" lol), I wish out professor could speak English well" count? Cuz, that's my conversation starter after calss hehe __________________ You bet I look good on the dance floor.

05-28-2003, 09:51 PM	#4
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	You're such a ladies man Lech. :lol: __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

05-28-2003, 10:05 PM	#5
Lechium USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,293 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	We start as friends you know.. and than I grab my ballsack and ask them out =) __________________ You bet I look good on the dance floor.

05-28-2003, 10:16 PM	#6
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	How lovely for them. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

05-28-2003, 10:40 PM	#7
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	"hey, wanna fuck?" (straight and forword) ive picked up girls without even a word, all i had to do was pick up an instrument. like some malls have pianos and some stores have cheap guitars for sale.... just pick up an instrument and pick a top 40 song and go with the flow. __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

05-28-2003, 10:45 PM	#8
Xterminator27 USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,314 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	You know they call me moses, Drop your bongs and ill show you how i can part the red sea! hehe try that one and see how hard she smacks you __________________ If life gives you lemons, Then shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons! BUY MY MERCHANDISE http://www.cafepress.com/xterminator27

05-28-2003, 11:12 PM	#9
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	This is turning into a nightmare! __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

05-28-2003, 11:25 PM	#10
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe? __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

05-28-2003, 11:27 PM	#11
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	__________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

05-28-2003, 11:31 PM	#12
goddess_bb USER INFO » Status: Strong Inside Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jan 2003 Currently: Offline	Worst pick-up line...are your legs tired? You have been running through my mind all day...uke: __________________ Someone finds salvation In everyone Another only pain Someone tries to hide himself Down inside himself he prays Someone swears his true love Until the end of time Another runs away Separate or united Empty or insane And be yourself is all that you can do All that you can do Be Yourself~Audioslave ~Ignore me, I dare you~

05-28-2003, 11:56 PM	#13
Xterminator27 USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,314 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	lmao __________________ If life gives you lemons, Then shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons! BUY MY MERCHANDISE http://www.cafepress.com/xterminator27

05-29-2003, 10:48 AM	#14
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	"This leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years.... how about we meet between the holidays?" __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

05-29-2003, 11:10 AM	#15
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by Mulletman bongs.....? bongs.....? drop your hash pipe? Oh that line always gets me hot!!!! __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

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