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Old 01-31-2005, 11:00 PM   #1
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adam and eve the "real" story

the current story is a male conspiracy and the following is how it really went down......

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
is everything going?" inquired God..

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:01 PM   #2
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aaaaahah... not cool
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:04 PM   #3
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come on its funny and it explains why us guys are obsessed with breasts! hehe
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:38 PM   #4
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lol. I heard that once before. Kind of an insult to my people, but somewhat funny still.

Also, I wouldn't say we're "obsessed" with the boobies. More like... extremely committed.


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:39 PM   #5
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HAW

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I thought these spamming posts were supposed to stop...
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Old 02-01-2005, 01:24 AM   #7
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i don't think you guys are understanding the point of the joke. it's calling men useless boobs. boob is a slightly older term used to ridicult people, along the lines of "nitwit". imo, it doesn't have anything to do w/ us loving titties.
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Torn Daredevil) I thought these spamming posts were supposed to stop...
This isn't a spam thread. It's a joke thread. They're still OK. It's just like if I wanted to start a Torn Daredevil sucks thread, that would be a spam thread. Get the difference?


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Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) i don't think you guys are understanding the point of the joke. it's calling men useless boobs. boob is a slightly older term used to ridicult people, along the lines of "nitwit". imo, it doesn't have anything to do w/ us loving titties.

I think there is a double-meaning the literal boob and "nitwit" as you say hence why its funny.
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Old 02-01-2005, 06:14 PM   #10
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) This isn't a spam thread. It's a joke thread. They're still OK. It's just like if I wanted to start a Torn Daredevil sucks thread, that would be a spam thread. Get the difference?


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Old 02-01-2005, 07:32 PM   #11
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Torn Daredevil) No. They're both pointless.
do you lack a sense of humour?......how sad
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:43 PM   #12
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THAT WAS LAME



I think there should be a official jokes thread so these don't take up room on the board.
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I think you should just shut your mouth!
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:58 PM   #14
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Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) do you lack a sense of humour?......how sad
No, I don't lack a sense of humor. It's just that no one on this BB is funny...
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:16 PM   #15
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Outta here
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