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Old 02-22-2004, 11:32 PM   #1
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How to be a Democrat

Subject: How to be a Democrat

Anyone can be a Democrat simply by not thinking and voting that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some core democratic beliefs you might believe:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Hollywood do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

14. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

15. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House (from '93 through 2000)!

16. You have to believe that homosexual parades should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Communist Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Vote Democratic ... It's easier than thinking!

What do y'all think?
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:37 PM   #2
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that is awesome! go team, go!
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:10 AM   #3
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actually no you don't. if you weren't such a politcal retard wannabe you would know that your not suppsoed to support a democrats every decision he makes and half of those are put way more extreme than they should be so learn to get your facts straight before trying make some sort of intelligent political commetn casue it maeks you look foolish.
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:18 AM   #4
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yes! thats what im talkin about, dude
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HAHA this was great. I know theres got to be one out for righties, if you can find post it. Id like to see it. if its half as funny as this one, we shoudl all enjoy it.

jon shut up, thats the point in of the joke.
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) HAHA this was great. I know theres got to be one out for righties, if you can find post it. Id like to see it. if its half as funny as this one, we shoudl all enjoy it.

jon shut up, thats the point in of the joke.



i didn't know! sowwy
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) HAHA this was great. I know theres got to be one out for righties, if you can find post it. Id like to see it. if its half as funny as this one, we shoudl all enjoy it.

jon shut up, thats the point in of the joke.

damn skippy.
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:57 AM   #8
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I thought it was great
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:12 AM   #9
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one of my friends gave it to me.
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Old 02-24-2004, 05:18 PM   #10
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Quote: (Originally Posted by CollectiveSoul) actually no you don't. if you weren't such a politcal retard wannabe you would know that your not suppsoed to support a democrats every decision he makes and half of those are put way more extreme than they should be so learn to get your facts straight before trying make some sort of intelligent political commetn casue it maeks you look foolish.
haha... i know you already realized the error in your ways, as pointed out by other intelligent members of this board, but i can't help but laugh at this after reading all those. btw, aba$, that's some funny motherfucking shit! always remember, we're on the right because we're always right. simple as that.
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btw, where did you get that? im curious to see if there are more like these out there
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:15 PM   #12
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i have seen the one for the right wingers, i forget where. ill see if i can find it.
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:06 PM   #13
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please do! thanks
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:29 PM   #14
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) btw, where did you get that? im curious to see if there are more like these out there

My friend gave it to me, and i have no idea where he got it - somewhere on the internet probably. but i don't know of a site, though.
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