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02-16-2004, 11:09 PM
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damn straight!
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02-16-2004, 11:10 PM
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man (sarcastically) to other man: i wanna have you baby.
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02-17-2004, 08:47 AM
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DWIGHT YOAKAM in SLING BLADE
"you know i cant eat around no retards,midgets,or antique furniture"!
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02-17-2004, 10:35 AM
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son of a motherf*cking whore-bitch!!
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"What do the five fingers say to the face?... Smack" Dave Chapelle, you my boy.
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Life could you be a little softer to me. Life could you be a more gentle to me. Yeah I know this is a selfish plea, Because Christ sacrificed his flesh On the cross for me But this world is hard, It's cruel and I wish it could be... Softer to me I'm still alive. That much is true I've never lied, well, I guess I've told a few. There's nothing to see because I brought nothing to show. I'm like Han Solo, I'm always stroking my own wookie. |
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02-18-2004, 07:12 PM
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It's "slap", not "smack"... doomass
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I beg to differ you handicap Cards fan, it's smack, put that in your pipe and smoke it... doomass
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Life could you be a little softer to me. Life could you be a more gentle to me. Yeah I know this is a selfish plea, Because Christ sacrificed his flesh On the cross for me But this world is hard, It's cruel and I wish it could be... Softer to me I'm still alive. That much is true I've never lied, well, I guess I've told a few. There's nothing to see because I brought nothing to show. I'm like Han Solo, I'm always stroking my own wookie. |
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02-18-2004, 08:17 PM
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Had you listened carefully that fateful evening, it is, in fact, "slap". Btw, Chubs sook me deook.
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02-18-2004, 11:40 PM
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"'f' you Ms. Cheney, 'f' you Tipper Gore, 'f' you with the freest of speech this
divided states of embarassment will allow me to have." that is a pretty awesome statement, although i disagree with him entirely. but gosh, eminem is great!! |
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Sara was watching Elmo's World earlier and I thought this was funny:
Farmer chasing vegetables: "Come back here you pesky vegetables!! Stop being so fresh!"  I thought it was cute. I guess you have to be there!
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My fav-quote is from Bush. We said: "The future is better tomorrow". Hahahahaha!
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03-03-2004, 10:20 AM
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Miss Lewinsky."
riiiiight. "The was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the wishes of Marcus Aralias." |
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I have another from Bush.
He had been to Latin America and when he came home he said: "It was very, very nice in Latin America. The people were so nice. It's too bad that I can't speak Latin 'cause then I could've talked to them". Hahahahahahaha!! They talk Spanish dumb-ass!!
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03-03-2004, 05:20 PM
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Spanish is a form of latin but anyway....
I like from Identity-"Whores dont deserve a second chance" and from some tv show. "thats funny (insert name). You are still here but your lips just walked out on the boss's ass." |
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